Bhai ki PADAI
Rajeev khandelwal as Kabir sharma
Kapil sharma as Harsh sharma
Harsh chal uth ja kbse jaga raha hun aur tu h ki sun hi nahi raha...chal uth...
Harsh wake up lazily...he give a pleading look to his big bro to let him sleep for sometime but kabir's fiery glaze burned all his hopes nd he get up from the bed...
kabir: naha kr jaldi se neeche aa ja pehle breakfast krna fir books lekr baithna smjhe naaa...
Harsh just nodded his head in approval while his one eye is still closed...
kabir shakes him a bit suna bi kya kaha maine hmmm...
Harsh: bhaiya 5 min sone do naa...
kabir: bilkul nhi kl raat ko bi tu jaldi so gaya tha...
Harsh opened his mouth nd wide his eyes in shock nd said bhai bus10 min hi jldi soya mai...
kabir: to 5 min hi to jldi uthaya h tuje aur time waste krna bnd kr ja jldi se fresh hokr neeche aa chl...
Harsh give a bechara look nd moved to washroom while stamping his foots on floor...
kabir smiles a bit
kabir doing something in Harsh's room which Harsh saw after he came out from washroom...
His eyes came out of their orbits...bhai aap ye kya kr re ho...
kabir: ruk ek min mai bhool jaunga...
Harsh looking at him with shocked expressions...
kabir turned toward him in relax smile lo ho gaya kaam...
Harsh: tiredly ye sab kya h bhai aur mera TV aur music player kahan h...aur ye mere favourite cartoons k poster kyu huta die bhai...signaling toward the wall ye gole gole kyu laga rkke hn...
kabir pat on his head ye gole nahi hn concentration circles hn tu yahan baith kr aram se padai krega tera concentration kharab nahi hoga aur ye dek signalling toward the bell tujhe pyas lage bhook lage kuch bi chiye ho bus ye bell baja dena mai jahan kahin bi hunga aa jaunga tuje uthne ki jrurt nahi h theek...aur ye dek teri sari books yahan pr rk din hn j book bi chiye ho nikal lena smjha...baar baar uthna nahi pdega aur ye dek showing him a ice box isme tere lie cold drinks rkh din hn aur tere lie fruit juices bi hn strictly chocolates wagairh kuch nahi milegi smjha naa...aur...
Harsh: bhai...
kabir: haan bol kya hua seeing around him kuch kami h...kuch aur chiye tuje...bta na muje...
Harsh: bhai mere 12th ka exam h koi medical ka final paper nahi holding him from shoulders aap itna preshan kyu ho re hn...cutely aur aapne mera TV bi huta dia ab mai thoda TV to dekunga hi naa...mere doremon la kya...
kabir irritatingly chup kr wo neela rukoon...
Harsh angrily Bhai wo ek robot h...
kabir chewing tone tu is waqt bus apni kitabon me mn laga smjha robot h ya kya h muje mtlab nahi jab muje jrurt lgegi tb mai khud tuje kahunga TV dekne k lie...softly baccha sirf 10 din bache hn exams ko ek baar acche se exams ho jayen to jee bhr k TV dek lena smjha ki nahi pr abi kuch nahi chup reh kr padai me mn laga smjha...
Harsh nodded while making faces and said pr bhaiya muje to sab learn h...
Kabir threw angry glance to him on which Harsh shut...
kabir: muje pata h sab kitna learn h tuje kitna nahi exam k din rone baith jayega...chup chap chal accha abi breakfast kr aur pdne baith already 6:30 ho gye hn...chal...
Harsh nodded his head in disappointment and followed his big bro while murmuring smjh me nahi aa raha exam mera h ya inka mujse jada to bhaiya ko pata h meri pdai ka hunh...
Here Kabir quickly set up whole table and make his baby sit and he himself sat in front of him while seeing him...
Harsh: bhaiya aap muje aise dekte rahoge to mai keise khaunga khana...
kabir: are mai dek ra hun ki tu theek se kha raha h ki nahi or tune to ab tk plate bi nahi khol nodding his head in no...kabi to kuch kr lia kr tu Chotu...he opened his plate himself nd Harsh looked at him in shock seeing the dish present in front of him...
Harsh: bhaiii mai ye sab ni khaunga muje aloo k parathe khane hn butter k sath...
kabir strictly nahi Harsh wo sab heavy nashta nahi milega us se neend aati h aur tuje abi pdai krni h sona nahi h chal chup chap kha...
Harsh: making bichara face are pr ye fool patte mai nahi kha skta...
kabir: inhe fruits kehte hn aur ye h Daliya soup bi h tu bta tuje kya khana h Daliya ya Soup...
Harsh took Abhi's plate in anger and says mai ye fool patte nahi khaunga Aap khao ise mai aapka wala khaunga...
kabir: r u sure ki tu mera wala khayega
Harsh determined haan mai yehi wala khaunga...
kabir calmly ok nd he drag Harsh's plate toward himself while lil one in small smile open the lid and become shock plus irritated he placed the plate in side nd snatch his one again and started taking his bites with angry face...
While kabir too enjoying the same food which was comparatively less in quantity as per his diet which make his chotu baby angry...
After freeing from all Harsh drank one glass of juice on his brother's insist and than sat on his concentration seat prepared by his bro to study for him...while kabir left his room to let him study in peace...
After almost three hours...
Harsh started yawning Uff yr ye theory humesha isko pdne me neend aa jati h while shuffling books pages...abi to 3 chapters bache hn...tensed shades covered his face...
He pick up the wireless cord of his room and dials a number...
Downstairs
kabir talking to someone on mobile with yes sir mai do din baad training rejoin krunga jab meri mom wapas aa jayngi abi wo kahin bahr gayi hui hn nd mere bhai k exams hn...thanku sir haan sir maine application de di h...ok sir thanks a lot sir...
He cut the call and released a relaxed breath...he in small smile saw toward Harsh's room and murmers kaafi der se pd raha h ek baar dek kr aata hun kuch chiye to nahi use...hmmm
He climb stairs and peep inside his pal's room who was busy on call nd didn't noticed his bro...
Haan Chi Chi tera kitna hua yaar mai to abi 7th chap pr atka hun tune 8 kr bi lie revise...
Haan Maths ki practice to kr hi rkki h pr usme to jitna bi kr lo kuch na kuch choot hi jata h...tu pehle kaun sa chapter krega mai to sabse bada wala hi pehle krunga...
Accha teri Yash se baat hui uska kitna hua...yr wo to topper h doosre section ka...are yr humare section me sab hi dumbo hn islie mai first aata hun huh tu na daant ander rkh ab aur bta aaj breakfast me kya khaya making annoyed expressions bhai ne too...
kabir snatched his phone nd put it on his own ears and said strictly Chetan exam nahi h kya tumara...
Chetan stammered hhaaan h na kabir bhaiya...
kabir: to chup chap pdte nzr aao samjhe nd he disconnects the call wearing angry shade on his face...
Harsh: bhai abi call kia tha bus...
kabir in tease accha call duration to kuch aur hi bata raha h...
Harsh down his head and says slowly wo sorry bhai thoda bore ho gaya tha to...childishly apko to pta h naa muje ye theory kitni boring lgti h bus mai Chi Chi se yehi pooch raha tha ki uska kitna complete ho gaya...making his voice heavy uske to 8 chapters ho gye hn bhai aur sadly mere abi 7 hi hue hn...nd he shake his head in one side with hunh...
kabir smiles on his antiques and said aa baith idhr...
Harsh sat down with same sad face...
kabir: dekh Harsh is trh sabse poochta rahega aur tention leta rahega to jitna complete hua h us pr se bi tera confidence kum ho jaiga smjh raha h naa...bus apni preparation pr dhyan se tu smjha...aur khud pr confidence rkh aur jitna bi pd use acche se pd smjha...
Harsh nodded understandably
kabir strictly aur dobara mai tuje phone pr batein krte na dekhun smjha koi jroort nahi h doston k sath gappe marne ki...
Harsh again down his head while kabir continued chup chap pd baith kr aur koi boring nahi h theory interest lekr pdega to acchi lgegi pehle h maan kr baith jayega ki boring h to boring hi lgegi smjh gaya...
Harsh nodded like accha baccha...
kabir pick up the wireless cord and said chal baith ja pdne...he was about to move when Harsh stops him with bhaiya...
kabir turned with Hmmm
Harsh: kuch khane ko milega kya...
kabir look at him lovingly and said ye juices tere gale se nahi utr rahe kya...
Harsh cutely peene k lie nahi khane k lie kuch chiye...aur weise bi wo juices to khtm bi ho gye...
kabir got dumb and said sare pee gaya tu...
Harsh with shy face to wo fool patte khilaynge to bhook to lagegi hi na...
kabir pat his head with aye bhagwan tera tummy h ya kuan...
Harsh angrily theek h mt dijiye kuch aise hi bhooka pyasa pd lega ye chota baccha apko kya...
kabir says accha baba theek h lata hun tu pd bohot lamba break ho gaya chl...
Harsh nodded are haan mai pd raha hun aap bi na disturb krne aa jate hn chliye mere lie kuch laiye mai pdne ja raha hun...huh
kabir look at him in anger and move down with angry murmer as nautanki kahin ka...
Night
Nahi nahi nahi muje abi dekna hi dekna h...
kabir: dekh Harsh zid naii chup chap khana kha aur bhaag koi TV nahi dekna khana khate khate...
Harsh with pout are pr kyu abi to mai nahi pd raha naa abi to mai khana kha raha hun tabi to thoda Doremon dekh skta hun na deko bhai ab na mai mumma se aapki complain kr dunga...
kabir: abey kyu maine kya kia...
Harsh: to aur naii to kya ek to pta ni kyu wo training coach ne chutti de di tumhe wese to dete nahi ek baar maine mere match k tournament k lie mangi thi ek din ki hi to baat thi pr nahi mimicking his coach kaam karne ki koi chutti nahi hoti to abi kya hunh aur ab mai itna sa bi TV nahi dekh skta ye bi koi baat hui...are mai khana hi to kha raha hun na aur tumhe kese pata ki khana khate khate TV dekne se khana digest nahi hoga aur muje neend aayegi tumm ne Science to padi nahi h fir ye sab kahan se padabus muje ullu bana rahe ho apni baat mnwane k lie...btao ab kahan se pada nahi h na koi jawab...
kabir smilingly answered GOOGLE BABA...
Harsh make an extreme frustrated face Google baba ye Google k malik ki ek din band nahi bjayi na maine to mera naam bi Harsh THE BOXER nahi huh...
kabir patting on his head a bit on which Harsh make a face while rubbing his head wo to wese bi nahi h tere dost hi tuje Chane ki jhaad pr chadate rehte hn...
Harsh: haan haan jalte ho na kyuki mai black belt j hun hunh...aur mere sr pr mt maaro lg gaya aur mai exam me sab bhool gaya to...
kabir now strictly dekh ab apni fizool bakwas bnd kr k chup chap khana kha TV ka to connection hi Kaat dena h maine ab...nd rubbing his head with tease aur apne is JAKHM pr DAWAI jroor laga lena...
Harsh: theek h theek dekna mai pkka mumma se aapkii complain krunga aur khana khane k baad 15 min dekunga mai TV...
kabir stared at him angrily in which Harsh says 10 min...kabir still stared at him...accha accha 5 min ADVERTISEMENT to dek hi skta hun na ab...
kabir nodded in smile
Harsh grumbling under his teeths...
he hurriedly ate his food and run to his room...
kabir entered in his room with cup of coffee nd saw his pal learning something his lips are moving and he was sitting with closed eyes while moving his fingers in a flow like he was understanding the whole...
kabir passed a love filled smile to him and placed cup on his table...
Harsh saw him and said in small smile while signalling towards the cup thanku bhai.
kabir while ruffling his hairs deke kyu nahi apne ADVERTISEMENT...
Harsh with small laugh are wo to aise hi bhai abi bohot kuch revise krna h...
kabir: to itna jhagda kyu kia sahab ne...
Harsh: are wo to thoda entertainment kr raha tha naa...
kabir threw an angry glance to him on which Harsh passed a cute smile...
kabir: chal accha pd chup kr k ab...
Harsh nodded
At 1 am
kabir who was doing something on his laptop entered in his pal's room and place hand on his shoulder with chal ab so jaa subh utha dunga...
Harsh: bhai bus ye ek topic aur fir sounga...
kabir nodded and set his bed which was as always complete messy...
Harsh closed book after almost 10 minutes till than kabir has set up all his things like bed, morning alarm nd fluffy pillow and blanket of his baby...
Harsh got up tiredly and says tum kyu jg re ho ab tk Abhi aur ye alarm bekar hi set krte ho annoyingly roz hi utha dete ho muje tum wo bi stressing 5 min pehle...
kabir while making him lie down on bed and covering him with blanket said aaj to 10 min late so raha h don't worry winking him kl 5 min late uthaunga...
Harsh smiled cutely and placed his head tiredly on lap of his bro who start caressing his hairs while Harsh says with sleepy eyes mere JHAKM pr dawa to laga do...
kabir pat his head and says aankh band chotu...
Harsh while smilingly broadly gud night bhai..and closed his eyes while adjusting himself more comfortably in his lap...
kabir continue weaving his fingers in his head and harsh went into dream land in few seconds...
kabir softly kissed his forehead and shift him to pillow while lil one not like this but kabir's magical fingers again make him sleep comfortably...
kabir switch off the lights...and made his way to his room he pick something from his study table and pat his head with big sigh as ASSIGNMENT...
Nd now big baccha get busy in completing his assignment wearing same tensed expressions as the Lil one was having...;))))))))
The end
Trailor of my story!! Hope you all like it