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#ISHQBAAAZ OMGG!! THEY PERFECTLY TITLED IT TODAY "BOYS GANG vs GIRLS GANG"
Waise they could have titled it
"BHUCHAAL ANIKA vs BGADBILLA OBEROI " too
Hahaha!!
I love d way they set up d moodz nd smiles thru those short precaps in d beg
Lets continue d PAANIPANTI
BILLOO!! BILLOO!! BILLOO!!
d day u will stop getting irritated
Will be d day she will stop giving u
BABAJI KA THULLU!!
**samjhata ni h ULLU**
Anika is epicness ka epitome
"Jo bolna h boliye ..billoo ki shaadi ki bahut sari tayari karni h"
Darling aniku!!Poor person is standing there onlyuske saamne tho uska naam third person main mat lotht too billoo
Hahaha!! How meekingly he said dont call me 'tht' only my daadi can call me tht
Anika="kya?"
SHIVAY="billoo"**in lost voicez**haha!!
Then.
"DEKHIYE MUJHE NA AAPKO 'BILLOO' (1) BULANE KA KOI SHAUK NI H...
Main BILLOO(2) ni bulaoongi..
Mere ko pata h aapki daadi aapko BILLOO(3) bula sakti h..
BILLOO(4) mere liye ni h
BILLOO(5) bolne ke liye...
OH LORD!!!
SSO=="SHUTUP"..5 baar tumne ""___" bol diya
ANIKA="WAH!! AAPNE GIN BHI LIYA..Tabhi tho main aapko 'calculator singh oberoi ' bulati hoon..
Nd she says d fact on his faceLMAAOO!!!
So as we continue...after d paanipanti..anika asks sso to quickly speak out..poor egoistic guy is almost on d verge of saying THANK YOU..when
'jhalliyon ki chachi chowdhary" interrupts...
**Urghh!! Anika!! Tumhe KISNE BOLA APNS SPCL DEEMAG USE KARNE KO...rudy ki bhabhi kahin ki!!achha bhalla woh bolne waala thA"
Anika="MAIN SAMJH GAYI...MAIN ITNI GADHI THI"
I agree with SSO on this...yup u are
Looking at all meds and him..anika thinks shivay has mental issues..HEY BHAGGU!!!IN ISHAANA'S words..."YEH CHOKRI KHUD PAAGAL CHY"
Anika="jo itne beemar hote hain..unke moonh se kuch bhi nikal jaata h..tabhi main kahoon aapke ghar waale itni badtameeziyaan kyun bardaashat karte hain..kuch kehte kyin nahin"
She continues her intelligent speech==
KYUNKI AAP THODE SE KHISKE HUE HAIN
Sso ..kya hain? **poor guy has issues with local dialects..splly anika ki sundar language se**
ANIKA'S NEXT SUGGESTION NEEDS TO BE RECORDED ND BOOKMARKED...IT WAS SO HILLARIOUSLY GENIUS===
"meri gali main ek vaid hain raam dularey..unke paas ek gadha h uska naam h kaloo..ek baar usne laat maar di na tho aap samjhadar ho jaayengepechely janam main kaloo master tha,mareez ko ek laat main samjhadar bana deta tha,main aapko le kar jaoongi..discount dilwaoongi...aapko itna achha lagega na wahan ki aap kalloo ko goad le lenge aur uska naam denge GADHA SINGH OBEROI"
DO I NEED TO ADD MORE?
ND THEN SHE WANTS KI SSO BURA BHI NA MAANEYHIGH HOPES ANIKA!!
Sso 'tum sochti ho main paagal hoon'
Anika "aisey paagal ko paagal ni kehte" *tho kya phir anika kehtee hain anika"**
D way he screamed MAIN PAAGal hoon?
Nd she replied correct. "Aisey normal log chillate bhi ni hain"
OHH MY GG!! THIS GIRL CAN TURN ANY SANE PERSON INSANE WITH HER WAYS ..POOR SSO!!
PURA MANSION HIL GAYAPAAGAL BHUCHAAL STRIKES!!
now coming to d next crazy...ishaana is finally caught by omie..he asks wht r u doing here(still no one asks her how she got in) for a change she says d truth tht she came for him on hearing abt sso..**just notice..ishaana is at her best normal behaviour only when with omie otherwise yeh rudy aur anika ki behen h..#ANNRUSHAANA haha**
omie watches her injured hand nd says tht he will apply something on it..he sees ridz approaching nd calls her..ofcourse ishu once again slips nd hides behind curtains..
Omie nd ridz r both so confused..their chats abt similarities bw maala nd bela r
Nd their behibd d parda..mala nd bela ki asliyat 'ishaana' is busy mimicing dialogues of 'WHEN MAALA MEETS BELA'
the thght tht omie nd ridz want maala nd bela to meet is so LMAAOO!!
SAHI BOLA..ISHAANA.. TUM THO GAYI
daadi is happy tht all is happening well today when room of epicentre of earthquake (sso ka room) opens nd lava people came pouring(screaming) out
DAMN THEIR FIGHTS
Anika="SADOO!! AKDOO!! BADTAMEEZ!!
Aap ka ilaaz karne se pehley..jadi bootiyaan bhi suicide kar lein,pankhey se latak ke mar jaayein"
SSO="ilaaz tho tumhara karwana chahiye,apni chappal se baatein karti ho,unka naam rakh rakha h"
Anika="aap bhi tho apni kaali coffee se baatein karte ho..saira bano..AMERICANO"
Sso=ITS E.S.P.R.E.S.S.O
Anika ki bhi chappal ka naam chameli h..scooty ka naam champa h nd BEST IS NAME OF HER BAG...CHIKNI
Sso="U R MAD"
anika="SAME TO U!!
BACK TO U!!NO RETURN!!""
THIS WAS OUTRAGEOUS
Best nok khonk of theirs till date
DAMN!! I WAS ROFLING!!!
OMie said will u guys stop fighting like kids nd shivay asked him to stay away..aw! D way anika didnt liked him scolding omie was so cute..
"AAP NA EK NO KE BILLOO HO"
aw!! Poor billoo looked towards his daadi
Daadi nd omru's HAAWW WAS EPIC
ANIKA KA GAANA...OHH LORD!!! TOO MUCH!!
"BILLOO KI SHAADI HOGI
BILLOO KA SEHRA SAJEGA
BILLOO GHODI CHADEGA
BILLOO!!
BILLOO!!
BILLOO!!
OMG!! RUDY ACTUALLY STARTED DANCING
I WILL DIE LAUGHING HERE...
I M LAUGHING LIKE HELL WHILE WRITING ALL THIS
SSO="MAIN MAR JAAONGA LEKIN ISKO THANK U NI BOLOONGA"
AND OBEROI MANSION KA HILNA BABTA THAHUM SAB BHI THO HIL GAYE!!! HAHAHA!!
in d nite..boys gang is busy discssing girls on pool side nd all gurls r busy discussing them only..
KHULLAR OBEROIS!! R so cute on their bondings
Sso thank u speech to anika
="thank u tumne mujhe paagal kaha..mera jeena haraam kar diya. ..I hope tim Meri zindagi main yun hi zeher gholti raho"
PERFECT SSO!!
Aw! Omie phir se said correctly...apni dinosaur size ki ego ko side main rakha..anika tero angel h..RIGHTLY SO!!'
PINKU gives spl invitatiom to bhuchal anika to join d girl gang nd bitch abt boys...
aniks starts her SSO KATHA
"ATTITUDE THO ITNA H..JAISE WHOLESALE MAIN LIYA HO"
Haha!! Both gangs were busy answering each other bitchgiri onlysso was fuming nd anika ke tho fumes tho mansion ki chimney se dikh sakte hain
Anika="woh thank u ni bolega tho meri jaan ni jaaayegi..jaise main paise, paani aur bijli bachati hoon waise unki jaan bacha li"
soumya says tht ladkoon ko ek hi cheez chahiye hoti h it takes tubelight anika few moments to comprehend what nd then name giving hurricane gives new name to boys "CHEEAPDE"
arey "CHEAP+REY" slightly modified aur kya
Rudy tells abt soumya to others nd omie asks him to say sorry to her..omie bechaara ..ek ko sorrry aur ek ko thank u kile liye convince kar raha h aur apni story bela ho rakhi h
shivay asked rudy ko aplogise to soumya..
Rudy="example deke samjhaoo..pehley aap anika di ko thnx bolo"''
Tia bored anika and us all with her universe speech..thus..
BEST ENDING LINE TO THIS WHOLE WAR WAS OFCOURSE SAID BY ANIKA.
"BAS AB SSO KA NAAM NA LO..muje raat ko burey sapney aayenge"
SSO KAUN...STONE SONGH OBEROI..HAHA!!
d way she was acting polite bcoz of universe lady..
"shivay singh oberoi"she corrected.
Nd Sso said at the same time.. "Naam mat lena uss ladki ka"
Oh gawdd!! These two have already made us all crazyits getting so difficult to review..so much happens
Precap is blast too...pimple kapadia rudy tries to say sorry to soumya by giving her credit cardshe correctly destroys d card nd gives him back''nd then rudy gets WATER THERAPY TOO
anika="woi kanji aankhon waala bagadbilla sikhata h rudra ko"
Shivay="main jaanta hoon oberoi brothers pe paani phenkna usse kaun seekha sakta h"
YEH DONO EK DOOSREY KO KITNI ACHHI TARAH JAANTE HAIN
AAJ KI SHAYAARI...
SSO=
"DEKHA JO TUJHE YAAR
BHUCHAL AAYA HAR BAAR
LADKI H TU BEKAAR
NAAM RAKHE HAZAAR"
ANIKA=
"DEKHA JO TUJHE KHADOOS
MANN KARE NIKALOON KARTOOS
LADKA HAI TU JALOOS
DARR H KHOON JAAYEGA MERA CHOOS"
ME=
DEKHA JO TUMHE PAGLAITS
MAIN HASOON HO KAR LAMBLAIT
CHA RAHA KAISA YEH PAAGAL PAN REY
AA RAHA DEKHNE KA MAZZA REY
HANSI HANSI MAIN THO HANSI REY
KHUL KE HANSI REY!!
OK BYE!!
Anupamaa
