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SahiTa is SAHil+kavITA .. I know I know...But kya karun...Sahil's exit from the show yesterday has made me so emosanal...😭...I mean Sahil ko ab jhelne ko..err.. I mean dekhne ko nahin milega.. my poor heart...💔
Ok..lots of bakwaas done...I will just post it now...
And guys, this is my 1st ever attempt at something like this..Please pardon me for this pagalpanti.. This is just a fun take on Sahil and Kavita and what happens when they meet in Jail...
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Sahil and Kavita both are in same jail in Nagpur(The same jail that Swara was sent to)... They have met in the Jail yard, a few times during the 1 week sahil has been there...Here they strike a conversation again...
S: Kavita, tum itni sunder ladki ho, ek dum model types...tum yahaan jail mein kaise? for which crime?
K: I killed a woman & framed another for her murder..Also blackmailed a man to marry me... What about you?You are a model type yourselves...What did u do?
S: I kidnapped a woman and tried to trick her into marrying me...
K: Oh...who was she?
S: her name was Swara...
K: Swara?you dont mean Swara Maheshwari, do you?
S: Yes, the same.How do you know her?
K: Well, its her husband Sanskar I wanted to marry..and I framed Swara for her maasi's murder...
S: What.you wanted to marry Sanskar? I wish you would have done so.. to phir aaj Swara meri hoti..*Sulks*
K: And i wish you would have married Swara..to phir aaj Sanskar mera hota... Tumhari galti hai, tumne kyon nahin shaadi ki Swara se? *Big Angry eyes*
S: Meri kya galti hai...mera to scene baad mein aaya na...Tumhari galti hai..why didnt you marry Sanskar? *Very angry eyes*
K:Agar main kar leti to tumhari entry bhi nahin hoti..you should thank me...
S: hmm..Kaash hum pehle mile hote..Hum milke kuch kar sakte they...from the looks of you, you are very intelligent...
K: *Shyly smiles* you too...
S: Chalo hum ek doosre ko batate hain ki kumne kya kya kiya...Waise bhi jail mein aur kuch hai nahin karne ko...
K: Ok.. I will start:... Main Marke waapas aayi..
S: Aur maine Swara ko marne se bachaya..
K: I was so happy to be back in his life..par usne mujhe bataya he is married to Swara..Mere armaanon pe paani phir gaya...
S: aur maine Swara ko jaise hi CPR dene ke koshish ki, usne literally mere puh pe paani pheka... *Sad face*
K: But mujhe pata chala ki they are divorced..I was so happy...
S: aur Mujhe ye ki Swara has lost her memory so i had a chance ..i was happy too...
K: I emotionally blackmailed him..*looks on proudly* and we got engaged.
S: I did not even do that but still bought an engagement ring *More proud face*
K: But then i came to know that he loves that ...swara...and my dil broookee.. *Sobs*
S: *Consoling her* I know...I can understand.. Even When i came to know she is married to that...Sanskar, my dil broooke *Sobs harder*
K: And I Promised Swasan That i will go from their lives..but mera aisa koi iraada nahin tha...Ullu banaya.*Evil,sly look*
S: I promised Sanskar that I will ensure Swasan reunite but mera bhi aisa iraada nahin tha...ullu banaya...*Evil, sly look*
K: Waise bhi someone told me sanky is my FEHLA fyar,so I decided to Fight for love *Proud look again*
S: someone told me too that Swara is perfect for me,so even I decided to Fight for love *Equally proud look*
K: I played games..very intelligently... like hide & Seek...hahahaha..*Kisiko pata nahin chalega- look* *Mentally Pats on the back*
S: same here... Hahahaaha *evil laugh*
K: I hit Swara on the head..so so proud of myself
S: I hit Sanskar on the head...I am proud of myself too.. Hi-5??
K: hi-5...Then I killed maasi and got Swara arrested for murder...Uske baad Sanskar ne mujhse Kaha ki main uski aankhon ke saamne rahu taaki wo mujhpe nazar rakh sake.. Dekha, TUMNE DEKHA Sahil, Sanskar LOVED Me!! *Dreamy eyes*
S: I kidnapped Swara taaki main usse shaadi kar saku...She messaged Sanskar she loves him..But I KNEW ki uski puri life jhoot hai and I am the only SACH of her life.. Do you see kavita? Swara LOVED ME!! *Dreamiest eyes possible*
K: He agreed for marriage and I was so happy..Although he tried to Strangle me, told me he hates me..usko mujhse ghinn aati hai...But still Maine haar nahin maani...Na hi main ghabrayi..coz I knew Darr ke aage Jeet hai...*Smiles and feels proud again*
S: Main samajh sakta hoon Kavita...Swara ne mujhse bhi kaha she is happy with her marriage, she asked me to stay away, she told me she doesnt feel safe near me...But main bhi dattaa raha By God!! I knew, wo sab JHOOT hai..aur sirf ek sach hai ki Swara mujhse pyar karti hai.. *Smiles and Mentally pats himself on the back*
K: but destiny was so cruel...I got DICTHED at my mandap...at my mandap... Bohooohooohooo I mean, ek dulhan ke saath aisa...Shaadi waale din mujhe DHOKA mila...
S: Mere saath bhi aisa hi hua..I got such a big DHOKA on my shaadi day.. I mean maine Sherwaani bhi pehni thi...Wo bhi ekdum brand new...2 ghante pehle mall se khareed ke laya tha...Itni sundar sherwaani mein mere saath itna bada vishwaasGhaat hua... bohooohooo...
K: mere to 6 pehre bhi ho gaye they...last phere mein gadbad hui...*wails*
S: meri shaadi ki pehli rasam bhi start nahin hui thi..but the Pain is the Same kavita.. *Wails wails wails*
K: I mean it was so OUT OF THE BLUE...Didnt expect Sanskar to ditch me like this... *Wails some more*
S: I was shocked too..Aisa kaise ho sakta tha..uske upar, she slapped me too..shaadi nahin karni thi to theek hai, thappad kyon maara...Kitna dard hua,pata hai?.. *Wails wails wails*
K: aur phir mujhe Dulhan ke getup mein arrest kar liya..can u even imagine??
S: Mujhe bhi...Didnt even let me change into simple clothes...Meri nayi sherwaani mein I was put into jail..
K: Oh God!! Poor WE..Hum DONO ke saath kitna injustice hua hai..*Crying crying* POOR WE!!
S: *Crying* Haan...
AND they HUG
After some time, both calm down..
K: Humari kahaani kaafi similar hai... and Hum bhi ek jaise hi hai...
S: mujhe bhi aisa hi mehsoon ho raha hai...I think we are soulmates..
K: haan...i feel the same Sahuuu.. but tum mera FEHLA fyar nahin ho...*worried face*
S: koi baat nahin ...tum mera doosra pyar bhi nahin ho... but number mein kya rakha hai...Its not quantity, but quality that matters babes..*Smiles romantically*
K :aww so sweet..Mujhe pata tha, ek din meri life mein ek aisa hi intelligent, sensitve aadmi aayega... *dreamy eyes*
S: plus hum perfect hai... humari intelligence, actions, reactions, IQ level sab match hota hai...
K: Lets get married Sahuuu...
S: haa kavu...I think this is a great idea...plus meri nayi sherwaani aisi hi jail locker mein padi hai..sadh rahi hai pade pade...uska bhi use ho jayega...
K: I think I love you Sahil...Tum mere ho...Bas mere... *hearts in eyes*
S: I love you too Kavita..Tum meri ho...Bas meri... *Hearts in eyes*
and then they hug!!
Happily ever after...
THE END!!!!!!!!!!
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I am sorry for this😆..I really am... But as many of you would know, I had a serious problem with both the characters from day 1.. I was waiting eagerly for the day when they would leave the show forever..
I have cringed so much when I saw their scenes and most of my white hair are due to these two..So I thought to have some fun with them..
PS: this is purely on the characters and NOT the actors.. So plz, no bashing..
Lots of love, Sumi!!
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