In Defence of Anna - Reposted.

We have reports that an unhappy viewer of the hit show SNS, has killed the Cv's of the show.

Miss Anna has pleaded guilty as charged.

That was a week ago. We are now gathered on the steps of the courthouse waiting to enter for day one in the case of Miss Anna vs the Crown. We have heard on the grapevine that Miss Anna will be represented by none other than Nilu, Chief Advocator of the Tool who has offered to step in and represent Anna.

As we enter the courtroom we see in Anna in the dock, behind a glass partition, manacled. She glares at the remaining CV's who had been holed out in a secluded mansion. They step back in fear.

The charges are read out. Pre meditated murder in the first degree. Sentence: Death. The CV's bay for blood. Nilu steps up and places her tool box on the desk. She turns to the judge.

"Your Honour. I am here to represent Anna. I will put forward my argument that Anna did not kill the CV's although she has admitted to the crime." She opens her tool box and pulls out an electric screwdriver, points it at the CV's and gives them a look. Three of them faint, while the other seven start weeping. She presents the findings from the medical reports.

"I have information that the CV's died from natural causes. When Anna carried out her deed, they were already dead. These reports confirm the fact. I would like Anna to relate how she came about being at the scene of the crime." Anna was taken from the dock and put in the witness stand. She stared down another CV and watched as he too fainted. Nilu went through the oath with her:

"I call on the persons here present that I shall tell the tool, the whole tool and nothing but the tool." With some satisfaction she paused before relating the events which led up to the crime.

"Well I was out shopping and I heard people say that SNS were replacing Gia from Saathiya..." A gasp went up in the viewing gallery. She looked up. " ... and so I said to the dhoodhi bai that this will not do. The dhoodhi is not firm enough and he said that if I didn't like it then I can go elsewhere. So I hit him over the head with the dhoodhi to prove that it was not firm, put it in my bag and stomped off. The tomatoewalla upset me and I said to him that he should do into business with the dhoodhiwalla bhai. So he threw some tomatoes at me and I caught them and put them in the bag too and then I was taking the chicken back to the zoo and the gorilla behind the window said I could not return it without a receipt (Thank you Lee Evans)." The judge looked perplexed.

"Anna. What has all this got to do with the murder of the CV.s?" Anna looked at him blank.

"Murder of the CV's. No I said that I had murdered the TV? I threw it out of the window." Laughter rang out in the viewing gallery. The CV's were inconsolable. The Judge advised the jury to find Anna not guilty.

Hope it tickled your funny bone.