I got an idea for a ts, which I jotted down and then thought of posting,
do leave your thoughts about it
the other part will be updated soon, maybe by tonight,
love you loads
sakshi
fighting back
the sarna clan had assembled in twinj's bedroom
kunj was on the couch, twinkle's head on his shoulder and his arm around her, bebe was pacing the floor in big wide hurries steps, leela and usha sat on the bed, heads joined in deep thought, cherry and anand were lazily sprawled on the yellow chairs, mamu stood beside leela, muching on a chocolate.
"oye good for nothing log ! kisi ne kuch socha kya?" cherry spoke, breaking the silence,
the clan had assembled for the soul purpose of defying yuvi once again.
everybody shook their heads, at which cherry groaned. "yaar, mai toh is yuvi se tang aa gya hu, peecha hi nahi chodta hai humara" anand spoke in an irritated tone.
"yeh baat toh tune ek dum sahi kahi, good for nothing, jab dekho tab aajata hai jaan khane, pehle jhoothe sign karwata hai, jhoothi shaadi karta hai, twinkle bhabhi ji ko pareshaan karta hai, saala batameez kahin ka" cherry grinned as mamu made his way to him, and hi5-ed him to show he agreed.
suddenly twinkle sat up straight, making kunj tighten his arm automatically, lest there be some trouble,"ha toh jhoothe sign srif woh thodi na karwa sakta hai," twinkle spoke, her eyes shining,kunj raised an eyebrow"tu kehna kya chahti hai?"
"mai yeh kehna chahti hu kunj " everybody started paying attention, straightening up and looking at her eagerly"ki usne humse divorce paper pe sign karwae the na? jisko ki hum obviously nahi mante hai, but hum bhi toh kuch aisa hi karwa sakte hai"
leela smiled, a confused look on her face"mai kuch samjhi nahi puttar, saaf saaf bol na"
twinkle sat up straighter and intertwined kunj's hand with hers"arre ma, dekho, what if hum humare lawyer ko bulaye and use kahe ki meri and yuvi ki so called shaadi ko court mein register karna padega, you know, woh official signatures required hote hai wgarah wagarah !?" everybody nodded
"toh hum shaadi ke papers ko divorce papers mien badal denge" she spoke.
kunj suddenly pecked her on the cheek out of excitement, "zabardast plan hai siyappa queen", twinkle blushed, as bebe coughed, making kunj realize what he had just done, that too infront of everyone"uuugh" kunj opened his mouth to try explaining, but he did not know what to say"mai wohh-"
"koi nahi kunj, abhi tughe maafi, teri biwi ne idea mast diya hai yaar" cherry spoke up, making kunj blush harder.
"waise yeh plan toh sachi mein acha hai twinkle puttar, kuch nahi toh at least ise try toh kar hi sakte hai na,"
"waise yeh maa bete ki Jodi hai kahan," usha spoke "kahin humari baatein toh nahi sunn rahe hai?"
"are nhi maa" anand spoke up"anita yuvi ko sherwani ki fitting ke liye*imagine some place* le gayi hai, aaj sham tak ane ka plan hai unka, and ghar pe humare sive koi nahi hai, toh darwaza band hai, and is room ka bhi toh darwaza band hai"
"twinkle, tu aise achanak se use accept karegi toh use shak nahi hoga kya ?" kunj spoke again, twinkle shook her head, "uske bbhi solutions hai mere paas" she grinned"do cheese kar sakte hai, yah toh tum mughse batameezi se baat karo, and bade wale jhagde ki acting karo mere saath, ya toh fir kisi social butterfly ko pata ke hum use is shaadi ki insult karne ko kahen, ki yeh shadi registered nahi hai, and all that,?"
kunj smiled big,"oye siyappa queen, khaya kya hai tune aaj? dimag hai ya metro train?" twinkle smiled bigger and squeezed his hand.
"ha puttar, yeh tph tu ekdum sahi keh rahi hai, lekin kaun sa part karna hia?" bebe said thoughtfully,
"are bebe" cherry grinned, "aaj raat ko kunj ko chillane do twinkle bhabhi ji par, and fir woh tv ki heroin ki tarah, poore ghar mein bhatak bhatak kar roh sakti hai, kal subah, haldi ke function se pehle, mai mere dost ki ma ko bulalunga and fir dekhenge baith kar hum TAMASHA !!" he laughed at his own idea, but everybody else was seemingly impressed.
"done toh fir, twinkle kunj sarna, get ready for the fight" kunj spoke with a giggle, twinkle mock smacking him and laughing, making everybody laugh in the process.
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in then evening, after yunita have arrived, just before dinner, a smash was heard from twinj's room, everybody rushed there,"AISE KAISE TU ITNI CARELESS HO SAKTI HIA TWINKLE!?"
kunj was shouting, pieces of shattered glass lay on the floor,
"ITNI CHILLANE KI ZAROORAT NAHI HAI KUNJ, TUMNE MUGHE BATAYA THA KYA?" twinkle shouted back,
"TUGHE HAR BAAT BATANA JAROORI NAHI HAI MUGHE" kunj's increased hi volume by a lot, making everybody wince,
"kunj ? twinkle ? baat kya hai, aise kyu jhagad rahe ho dono? abhi toh tumhe ek dusre ko support karna chahiye na?"bebe spoke softly, trying to end the fight,
"kya support bebe? yeh ladki mughe pagal kar degi ek din, " kunj spoke looking at twinkle, who was tring hard to stop herself from smiling,
"arre lekin hua kya hai" bebe spoke, already frustrated,
"arre bebe!" kunj groaned"mera London wala project yaad hai? twinkle ne un papers ko phek diya"
bebe gasped and usha groaned "twinkle yaar, jabse is shadi ka kissa shuru hua hia, tum aise bewakoofo wali harkat kaise kar sakti ho,"
"twinkle bhabhi ji, aap bhi good for nothing hi nakali" cherry spoke in between, trying his hardest to not smile,
twinkle faked some tears"kaise ho tum sab, agar mughe pata hota toh mai phekti kya? tum sab toh mughe aise baat kar rahe ho jaise maine yeh sab jaan mugh ke kiya ho ?"
she ran out of the room, and yunita surprised, hi5ed each other, "himmat kaise hui teri kunj" yuvi moved towards kunj in anger"woh meri biwi hai, tu use aise baat nahi kar sakta hai"
anita huffed and moved out of the room, murmuring a sympathetic"meri bechari bahu."
as the villains departed, kunj took a breath and slid on the bed"now that was difficult," he said getting up and starting to walk out of the room, when bebe grabbed his arm,"kahan chale kunj?"
"twinkle ke paas, aur kahan," kunj spoke as a matter of fact"mughe lag raha hia maine shayad jyada zorr se chilla diya uspe"
bebe and cherry smiled, "oye kunj, thand rakh" cherry spoke in a soft tone,"teri biwi ka hi plan tha woh, use bura nahi lagega," he placed his hand on kunj's shoulder,"lekin ek baat kahu? tum dono mia biwi bade lucky ho jo ek dusre ka saath hai tumhare paas"
kunj smiled as the duo departed, pulling out his mobile from the pocket of his jeans,
-on the text message-
kunj: u okay ? :( ...sorry , thoda zyada chilla diya na
twinkle: im great, and nhi tumne achi acting kari;)
kunj: :) mai tumse milne aa rha tha, bebe ne kaha ki pla flop hoga agar mai gaya toh*pout*
twinkle: aww mera pyara sa husband, kitni fikar karte ho meri
kunj: woh toh hia , jab biwi aise risky kaam karegi toh fikar nahi karu toh kya nachu?
twinkle: *pout* ek secret batau?
kunj: batana ho toh bata
twinkle: tughe nahi bataungi toh kise bataugi?
kunj: bol na
twinkle: I love you
kunj: :D
kunj: I love you more
twinkle: haw, mai tumse jyada pyar karti tu
kunj: acha ?? zyada bhav mat kha, puri duniya janti hai ki mai tughse zyada pyar karta hu
twinkle: lol
kunj: tughe yeh funny lag rha hai?
twinkle: nhi, tumhara pyar funny nhi lag rha h, woh toh meri favourite cheez hai,
kunj: toh hasi kyu?
twinkle: humne fight shuru kari on the topic that who loves the other more
kunj: lol yes, hum dono jaise koi nahi,
twinkle: I see anita the chudail coming to me, baad mein baat karti hu
kunj: yeah, best of luck
to be continued