Mother Theresa move more…we have a new candidate to beat you in the race to being beatified, a new promising hopeful who will be forever etched in our memories for her saintly conduct.
Dr. Ridhima Gupta, are you for real? You surprise all of us in the real world with your goodness. You are, if possible, even more implausible than those designer sari clad, stylish bindi toting vamps that predominate the tube these days. You know the ones who constantly carry 'property ke kaagazaat' on their person, who only deal in a few hundred crores of rupees, who meticulously plot the downfall of their adversaries…
What a brilliantly innovative idea!! Tired of villains and vamps? We'll give you something new, but something just as incredible. You cannot digest a completely evil person? Then take this…a person so good and so pure that you will wonder if she even belonged to this world or was magically planted here by well-wishing aliens who felt sorry for us Earthlings!!
You did not administer the said drug (surprise!!! We know your dirty little secret!!!), your sister did (yup!! We know that too). And we all agree that you are indebted to the Guptas for taking you in, but you weren't exactly an orphan you know. And your foster Dad was just covering his tracks…not doing you a favour!!! Oh!! Don't get us wrong…we do not expect you to tell all the sordid tale of your sister's misdeed. Though we all believe that she is, after all, only human and acted in the patient's best interest, not fully aware of his medical history. But honestly did you have to stand there with that melancholic, yet saintly expression on your face when you were being falsely accused of something you had not done??
So the love of your life turns you in, potentially ruining your career and your dreams. It is genuinely commendable that you comprehend his compulsions (pardon my alliteration). But are you not the least bit distraught over your pitiable state? Even while awarding him with your blessed forgiveness, your patronizing tone cannot be missed!! You are truly extraordinary... you are not preoccupied with your suspension or your impending viva; you seem so amiable when you accept, no, sorry, when you dismiss the apology as being unnecessary.
Which is why it is only befitting that all other great people, waiting for sainthood to be conferred upon them, move aside and let you get priority. We assure you that we will take up your beatification with the concerned authorities and make sure that the process is expedited. This is our solemn oath for we believe that none other is more deserving of the honour!