its weekend, n Sanjeevani jokes UPDATED

Dr.Shashank was lecturing the medical students on the damage that alcohol can do. To demonstrate its effect on the nervous system, he took a worm and dropped it into a glass of gin & tonic. The worm wriggled around for a few minutes before finally giving a few convulsive twitches and dying.

"And can we deduce anything from that?", asked Shashank with the triumphant air implying that only obvious conclusion could be drawn.

"Yes," said Atul, "if you've got worms, drink alcohol."

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Atul once fell Ill, n took a prescription from Arman
Atul: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Arman: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Atul: I sure did. The bottle said "keep tightly closed."

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Mr.Kapoor went to Sanjeevani to collect his wife's test results.

Sis Lovely: I'm sorry Sir but there has been a bit of a mix up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Kapoor went as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife.

Mr. KaPOOR : So what is the problem?

Sis Lovely: Well the news is either bad or terrible.

Mr.kapoor: What do you mean?

Sis lovely: Well one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimers Disease and the othe for AIDS and we cannot tell which is your wife.

Mr. Kapoor: that's terrible, what am I supposed to do now?

Sis Lovely: All the doctor can recommend is that you drop her off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her.

TO BE CONTINUED.......
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HOPE U ALL LIKE THEM,,,

I was just wondering what happened to you Zoha... I hadn't read any of your posts in a while... it got a little too serious here in the forum! Thanks for this... seriously love the first on! Can't wait for the others.... 🤣 🤣 🤣

lol .. d jokes were awesome .. waiting to read d rest .. weekends wud been so boring widout ur jokes zoha di ..

Atul once fell Ill, n took a prescription from Arman
Atul: It's been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.

Arman: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?

Atul: I sure did. The bottle said "keep tightly closed."

dis was js 2 guud... 😆

Originally posted by: ~*puja*~

I was just wondering what happened to you Zoha... I hadn't read any of your posts in a while... it got a little too serious here in the forum! Thanks for this... seriously love the first on! Can't wait for the others.... 🤣 🤣 🤣

hey puja, I m getting quite imapient and lethagic to sit on line, tha't the reason, I was not on the forum for a while,,,

Arman, Riddhima, Sapna And Atul were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The Arman said, "I think that accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

Riddhima said, "I think that librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything is in alphabetical order."

Sapna said, "I think that electricians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything is color coded."

Atul said, "I think that lawyers are the easiest to operate on. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangeable."



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An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."
Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith,but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"
The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."
The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"
The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."



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Good ones Zoya!! Was missing your posts!!! 😉

thanks Sarteeta, BTw, its ZOha ya

😆 do u write dese jokes on ur own ?? lol .. they are seriously funny ..

no ya, I just copy them,,and transform the to Sanjeevani charecters