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Crazy Creatives

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Posted: 9 years ago

Man, today is such a freaking boring day.

Stark's being a duck again. But really, when isn't he one? 😉 I've been sitting here for the past two hours, trying to wake the damn guy up, but of course, he doesn't want to. And don't you dare think I didn't try hard enough. I've done everything from waxing hairy chest to giving him Sharpie mustaches. Nothing. Works. 😳

This place is so freaking dead without a single pool. Like, what kind of superhero palace doesn't have a pool? Apparently, Iron Man is worried about rusting. Hahaha! Man, I crack myself up. 🤣 Seriously though, Tony, you should not have forced me to stay here. 😳

Oh! I just remembered. I forgot to introduce myself once again. I'm Deadpool, humans. 😃 Don't gawk at me that way, I know I'm gorgeous but that doesn't mean I'm not shy. 😳 Well, I'm not but someone else may be. 😉

As I was saying until someone rudely changed the topic, I'm Deadpool and I'm bored. I know, you guys are going to say, "Damn, Deadpool, how are you still only talking?" That's because I'm not. Stark has got to pay for boring me so intensely. Naturally, I have to hack into his computer and try to find something interesting to do. Unfortunately, there's a very low possibility of that happening since, as I've already mentioned, Stark's a complete bore.

Ooohhh, well, well, well, what do we have here? Stark seems to be quite the agony aunt. Wait, he's not helping anyone out? 😲 He's just one of those annoying aunties who are so bored that they gossip about everyone?

*GASP*

He's doing this while being undercover? 😲

Now, we can't have that, now can we? 😉 You've been a very naughty boy, Mr. Stark and now, you're going to get punished. Mr. Grey would like to see you now. ☺️ Oh, don't get excited, girls. Mr. Pool can handle all of you. If you have the D, then why ask for the C? 😉

Hello, everyone. I'm Tony Stark and I'm finally revealing my identity because I lost a bet to the best person in this world, Deadpool and today, as always, am going to revealing some more secrets. Let's see how many of these you know. Chances are, you know none of these, because you're dumb. Yes, Stark is saying this. Yes, Stark is a duck. Yes, Stark is the one who has to be beaten up. Stark. Remember the name. It's Stark. I'll spell out for those of you who haven't been able to pass Kindergarten (which let's face it, is more than half the population of this world). S-T-A-R-K. STARK.

And they call me narcissistic. Have a load on this guy.

Now, let's get started, shall we? Mr. Grey doesn't like waiting. And nor does Mr. Pool. ☺️

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Crazy Creatives

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Posted: 9 years ago

So, let's see what's happening in Asia, shall we? Things are very spicy in India. Or so I'm told. ☺️

A popular, handsome (not as handsome as I am, of course), recently divorced actor has gotten himself into quite a spat with the Queen of Bollywood. Some say that the Light and the Queen were having an affair. There have also been some rumors about a legal battle going on between the two and the former co-stars and friends, are now speaking in code. Well, that's quite a Lightning McQueen affair, isn't it? I wonder if they took inspiration from Cars after all. 🤔

A Television Hunk turned Bollywood Hunk (Come on guys, have you seen me? Oh wait, you haven't, I forgot... well, take my word for it, I could surpass all the hunks any day, any time. 😉). What was I saying? Oh yes! Apparently, this hunk is having an affair with his latest co-star which would total this up to his fourth affair in a whole line of them. This is not the first time he has done this either. Co-stars seem to be his choice almost every time. (Out of convenience or by choice? 🤔) His heart keeps meeting ladies and switching its beats like a dying cat playing the piano. Oh, how I wish everyone would leave him alone and not turn his love story into a hate story.

A gorgeous, warrior princess has recently been spotted visiting a prince when her knight in shining armor was packed away in a different country. The prince and the princess created quite a storm when they were together, but they are intending to do the same even when with their own knight and dame are out of sight. The knight and damsel are currently busy with their own work, while the prince and princess, like all royalty, are chilling. We can only hope that the prince and dame, and the princess and her knight remain in blissful love. After all, a broken kingdom is of no use to anyone.

Another young television hunk, (Seriously, what is it with all these people and being hunks? Whatever happened to 'one size doesn't fit all'? 🤓) who was recently in a spat with his producer and best friend, has taken a foot forward and decided to try and make it big in Bollywood! This former youth star who made a mark in people's hearts with his tall, dark and handsome looks, has finally decided to move on from all the negativity. Really, if all these hunks go to Bollywood, I will have to move to Television to make up for all the beauty that is being lost. Let's be honest, I'm more than enough to replace them all. 😎 Once, I get my face back that is. 🤔 Damn you, Francis! 😡

One of Tinsel Town's longest lasting couples have decided to join the never ending list of couples who've divorced in the past year. The couple has still not decided to come out about it and all news regarding their divorce has been kept under wraps. This desi item girl and this producer munda have had quite a successful marriage but it seems like even Bhai's bhai has his problems. Until all is revealed, I'll just sing about a certain Munni and her Chunni. 😉

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Crazy Creatives

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Posted: 9 years ago

Lurking around in hopes of some gossip, you gossip mongers? No need to go much far, an ever active, ever attentive & the biggest spice factory of a site called India-Forums, i.e. the Bollywood forum have got some really spicy, even tastier than all the flavours mentioned specially for you.

An amusing topic has managed to catch Negasonic Teenage Warhead's (yeah, that cool teenage girl) attention from the crazy forum. As far as media reports are to be believed, a beautiful actress has grouped Google for oldies as she believes Instagram is the new Google! How typical of her! Apparently, the Bollywood Forum-ians have taken great pleasure in responding to this thread up to 11 pages, from sincerely discussing the pros & cons of Google & Insta to inventing another bunch of funny nicknames for the young actress. Now that's Bollywood forum for you! Wait! Something more is to come. It might not be so easily believable, but a fraction of members did actually applaud the actress for her statement & expressed similar views. Only, I can't guarantee if those were genuine views or sarcasm at its best. Well, I wouldn't say best, considering I'm the king.

Hold on, that's not the only juicy gossip I have down unda' my gossip bag. Here is the most biggest news yours truly could dig out for you! The news of a certain mastaani visiting a besharam in his flat while Ms. foreign return & Mr. funky clothes were stuck safely away has been doing its rounds for few days now. Any guess how the Bollywood forum members reacted when this news reached their home? No one! I won't spoil the fun for you by revealing all the tiny tidbits. The only thing I can declare is that, that historic post was greeted with the fans of all the four celebs involved & had the (mis?)fortune of running wild till 16 freaking pages! Now, I'll let your experience & a bit of imagination do the job for you! Just don't run too wild with it. 😉

After having served such spicy & tastier than the tastiest starters, I'll like to come down with a platter of little less spicy (but not less interesting, I assure you!) main course, since consuming such spicy stuff can lead to indigestion (or that's what I'm told, I'm too strong for that stuff) & being a concerned well-wisher of you fellow readers I could hardly perform such a crime (ha, ha, ha)!

If my Secret Agent is to be believed, the current show of one of the fans proclaimed television Queen is failing miserably to match their high expectations. Since the forum has got no opposing fan group, it might appear a little cold at first glance, but on careful inspection, the members' talent & hard work of bestowing the CVs & the poor actress portraying the negative female lead with colorful adjectives shine through. And only heartless fellows can go on without noticing the pain they are suffering from biting their own tongue & admitting her previous show was pretty better than this supposed "magnum opus".

Moving on to the next piece of gossip Colossus has brought to me, exclusively from the forum of a popular comedy show! I'm talking about the much discussed gossip of whether some beloved Bhabhiji has resumed her shoot or not. In the long discussion post in the respective forum, fans have now started to show their displeasure by criticizing the actress where as in the beginning they were pretty sympathetic to her. Good to see a fandom who react rather sensibly instead of going blind in celeb love! My fans, however, can please me only via sarcasm.

I won't say it was surprising, since it's not at all! These things are bound to happen when fandoms worship their favourite fictional couple with such utter devotion! My secret spies (read: Stark) from these same channel's forums have let me know recently there have been a major fan war, more potent & more powerful than the fight between Batman & Superman (although, let's just admit that I can defeat both of them), all due to an insignificant (the fans' opinion might differ though) award show. Mud has been thrown to & fro, sarcastic comments have been passed like a tennis ball (I can do better though) between the fans of "deserving" & "not-so-deserving" winner of the Best Couple category from that said award show, turning the forums into war zones. See! Sometimes the forums appear more eventful than the shows themselves!

After the delicious starters & fulfilling main course how can your the D say good bye without serving some sweet deserts? And what can be sweeter than some delightful inside infos?

My spy from the Crazy Creative castle has revealed that people there celebrated a grand fest recently on the occasion of three gifted souls asmaanixx, unitatoxo. & 26javey being crowned with the Captains' tiaras. Immensely talented & gifted souls they are, did I just mention it? Well...what I didn't mention is that they are equally idiotic, lame & none of them spent a single penny on this grand occasion offering any kind of treats! (Psst! I'm going to get back at them for not inviting me.)

The spy further added that the air in the CC land is fragrant with the rich fragrance of love these days as two noble souls Nabila & Megha have succumbed to each other's bewitching charms. Now if these two spent a fortune celebrating their grand union or showed the same trait of idiotic-ness, Mr. Pool shall let you know some other day!

If you are done with digesting this eventful meal, you can now scroll down to another hefty treat, waiting specially for you!

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Crazy Creatives

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Posted: 9 years ago

I'm angry at the Crazy Creatives for not inviting me to their uber awesome parties. I heard they are nothing less than the over the top Carnivals, and as you know Carnivals always slay me! So, as a part of my teeny-tiny (it's not so tiny, trust me) revenge (what did you think I was gonna say?), I asked my buddy Weasel to interview three ex-CCs from my naughty list. 😎

Wait... did I leave my stove on. 🤔

You guys enjoy this super controversial interview, while I run off to take care of my burning stove.

Ciao!

Weasel: As per a little birdie, a popular "Lady Gaga fan" Captain has created an impression of being the most hated Captain? Your thoughts?
ANON #1: I wonder why's that. Never worked under her for long so no idea why people hate her but yeah a week or so in GC was odd considering she was not that friendly. Scolding even on small issues so maybe that's why. But hate is not the word I would use for that. Otherwise she's a captain with creative mind. It will be good if she try to be a lil more friendly with her team-mates.
ANON #2: Maybe people like to see things quite literally.
ANON #3: Dude! Hate is a strong word!😳

Weasel: Who can be the prospective CC Head who could replace Jot in future?
ANON #1: Well that's quite interesting question. It certainly has to be NABILA. From the start she has been nothing but helpful and kept wits at bay. She will certainly prove to be a good leader to CCs.
ANON #2: Nabila. She's got the sass and the attitude needed to be a head.
ANON #3: Nabila, the queen slays!

Weasel: If you were given the chance, who would you like to eliminate from the CC team? Why?
ANON #1: Sorry but i really have no idea who're current CCs so I am naming one from old team and it has to be VIZ bcoz at times her teams thread were not ready by the due date.
ANON #2: Edna. I haven't seen her do much at all.
ANON #3: hinz because I haven't seen her much active

Weasel: Who, in your opinion, is an OTT CC?
ANON #1: There were few Reet, Debo, et al. I don't actually remember much from old days and the new ones I don't know them at all.
ANON #2: Viz.
ANON #3: Unicorn deewani 🤣🤣

Weasel: If you could replace one CC Captain for a day, who would it be and why?
ANON #1: APPY 🤣 She's too good for everyone *rolls eyes* and I 'certainly' won't be.
ANON #2: Shivangi, because she's one of the least active captains.
ANON #3: Appy! She might guess the reason but I'll never disclose it here😈

Well, luckily my house didn't catch a fire, but I can see a trail of smoke coming from the castle. 😉

Hopefully, this will teach people not to mess with D.P. 😎 Shade for Stark's wiki done and a possible cyber murder of his could be in work too.
Now I wonder if we'll soon be witnessing a presidential assassination? This one might trump all other! Well till I get to crash that I'll let my fingers sleep for a while now.