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Cover your stump before you hump.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
No ballon, No party
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
Don't be a prick, Cover your dick When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Before you tap it cap it Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Wrap it before you Tap it Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
Before you dig for those Pearls, cover your Jewel.
The right selection! Protect your erection.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Bag it before you tag it!
If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, No love.
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