Gullu jokes-2

n Englishman and Gullu inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Gullu: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Gullu opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

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Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Gullu: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Gullu's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...

Finally, Gullu consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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Why did Gullu keep the door open while bathing?

Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Gullu phoned his wife: I am not coming home .
The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.

After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.

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😆 😆 😆 gullu is totally mad

btw aftern end why is this crying emotion believe

gullu i like his foolishness

Originally posted by: sweety_rajveer

😆 😆 😆 gullu is totally mad

btw aftern end why is this crying emotion believe

main haske haske roliya dha isliyee😛😆

😆 awesum..specially the first one 🤣

Originally posted by: Believe

main haske haske roliya dha isliyee😛😆

ok i wanna meet gullu is it u🤔

hahaha!!! wow! really nice..yes are u gullu? 😆 😃
thx for sharing

hahahaha 😆

funny!!!!!!!!! 😊 😊

How can u think like this!
umagaurav.

loll thanks.. the first one n the wife one were the best 😆