Love Lost in Kasturi - a report

A number of things and people have been reported missing from the Kasturi sets...we made an honest attempt to accomodate all the missing reports. Our fact finding CBI mission has come up with the following conclusions -

Raunaks love for Shivani - Lost in the Rain in Aug 2007

Our conclusions - lost in the Rain as Raunak and Kasturi got drenched and ran for shelter.. .No, it was not Kasturis sexy wet saree sticking to her body that stole the love, it went missing as Raunak tried to overcome his confusion and fear regarding water.

Robbies love for Raunak – Lost in Traffic

Our Conclusions – As Raunak was guiding Robbie through a traffic jam, Robbie missed a turn and drove on …it was too late to drive back, but when he did, a huge wave (I mean truck) had take a joyride over the love.

Kasturi's love for Robbie - Lost in translation

Our Conclusions - got lost as Kasturi tried to translate her thoughts into Bashans

Robbies love for himself - Lost in the Ocean

Our Conclusions - had a tragic violent death as it drowned in the ocean of tears that was found in the Robbie Dam

Dush's love for Push - Lost in a Border Battle

Our conclusion - the territory that was the Bone of Contention between the two, the khandani sofa- has buried the love they shared, and instead terrorists are now threatening suicide attacks on both sides of the border...We have recommended a UN Peacekeeping Mission, but apparently there are not that many soilders available (wonder why?!)

Nandini's love for Kasturi – Lost during travel

Our conclusions – The love apparently went missing on one of Nandinis many journeys to the past, to the 7^th century….We have a feeling it may have fallen off the space jet when she was travelling Back to the Future

Alka's love for Pooja – Lost (Murdered) during Class

Our Conclusions – Alka was too busy teaching Pooja, without realising that Pooja was already armed with a PhD in Breaking Homes…she used her state of the art ammunition to murder Alka's love for her.

Tanu's love for Vikas – Lost in Madness

Our Conclusions – Ariv infected Tanu with the Mad Cow disease, something he clearly suffers from…and the infection ate up all the love in Tanu's heart for Vikas. We are still investigating how Ariv got the disease in the first place.

Note - The Lost and Found department has been swamped by missing persons and missing things complaints...we are unable to take anymore load...we are looking to people to play passing the parcel with these complaints...and join us in a strike for higher pay again The Govt of BT.

Originally posted by: beagleboy

Dush's love for Push - Lost in a Border Battle.

😆😆😆..tht part made me laugh😆😆😆....Dush n Push...lol

Good going!!

I loved the Dush-Push and Alka-Pooja ones!!! 😆😆

HAHAHAHAHA

U cudn't have put it any better 😆

And yes u definitely deserve a raise 😉 😉 😉

Chao
Preetz

I like the above article. Keep it up 👏 😆

Well done dear

I love Dush Push love 😆 😆

manpreet

@everyone - thankyou for reading and appreciating

hi begle i'm up to my eyeballs with ooweee goowee eyeballs and i just had to tell you how i luved the bodrder comment on dushu and puru and i dont think that the UN can ever reslove this issue, so lets forget the peacekeepers and send in the army 😉 I'm so ready for a war to happen in that ss mansion. Lost in translation how about getting a voodoo translator to help me figure out what kasturi has been up to of late..
alright keep it rolling for this forum is going to need a lot of humor to survive this show..
robina 👏 👏 👏

sooooooooooooooooooo trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that's why i don't like kasturi anymore. i'm not interested in it at all.

love
harman 😛

Excellent....Du-Pu is the best..I wont be surprised if they draw a line in the middle of the house and name it LOC! 😆