NiBir OS || The Dead Body ||

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Expect the unexpected😆
Yeh ek satya hatna hai.. Jo aaj subah humare saath hui hai.. Isse NiBir ke roop main aapko bata rahe hai...😆
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NiBir OS || The Dead body ||


Nisha was about to reach home from her practice session when got a call from Kabir, she smiled and answered the call...

"Haan baba main bas ghar aa rahi hun.. Pohunch hi gai..."

"Nisha..." Kabir said in a barely audible voice..

" Tu aise kyun baat kar raha hai...?" she asked worried that he did some mischief behind her back

"Tu ghar aa phir batata hun..." he said and cut the call...

Nisha got worried and increased her speed as soon as she reached home she found Kabir standing out of the house, tension clearly visible on his face.. She ran to him and asked..

"Kabir, tu theek hai? Kya hua? Tu aise kyun baat kar raha tha? Aur yahan kya kar raha hai?"

She asked several questions in one go she was so tensed after his call that she forgot to breath while talking...

"Nisha... dekh abh main jo bolunga usse sunke tu ghabrana mat..." he caught her by her shoulders

"Kabir tu mujhe already gabra raha hai.. Kya hua bol na..." she asked with difficulty as now she was actually getting more scared...

"Nisha, humare ghar main ek Dead Body hai..." Kabir said and took a deep breath

"Kya... ???!!!!" Nisha shouted but Kabir kept his hand on her mouth hushing her...

Nisha slapped his hand and spoke in a less louder voice...

"Kya bol raha hai? Dead Body..?? Kiski...??"

"Vo..."

Nisha cut him off again and spoke...

"Tune police ko bulaya?" she asked...

"Nahi, maine seedha tujhe phone kiya..." Kabir said and looked down..

"Waise tune kya soch ke ghar ka dawaza khula choda? Usske wajah se hi yeh sab hua..." she said slapping him on his shoulder lightly

"Maine lock kiya.. Dekh maine abhi aake hi lock khola hai.. Haath main leke khada hun kab se..." he showed the door lock he had in her hand and Nisha just nodded her head...

"Toh phir yeh jiski dead body hai vo ghar ke andar kaise ghusa...??" she asked him

"Pata nahi window ya pipe se aaya hoga..." Kabir replied casually...

"Acha.. Chal andar chalte hai..." she caught his hand and started walking inside.

"Nisha tu sure hai andar jana hai...??" Kabir asked unsure of going inside

"Haan Kabir.. Aur phir police ko bhi toh phone karna padega na..." Nisha said as they walked inside the house...

"Uski zaroorat nahi padegi..." Kabir said and avoided looking at her...

"Kyun?" Nisha asked as she opened the door... she peeped inside and started to look hear and there wondering where the dead body was... "Waise Kabir dead body kahan hai?"

Nisha asked when she couldn't see one in the living room...

"Vo udhar kitchen main hai..." Kabir said and sat on the sofa... Nisha took a deep breath and went towards the kitchen she peeped to see the dead body she closed her eyes to as she was scared from inside. She stood near the counter and opened her one eye to see the dead body.. She then opened both her eyes and looked at the body completely shocked. She then looked at Kabir and the body simultaneously..

"Kabir... yeh..." she failed to make a proper sentence. Kabir just nodded his head and pouted while she shook her head... she walked to him and stood placing her hand on her hips...

"Yeh dead body hai Kabir?" she yelled at him and shoot daggers at him

"Toh vo dead hi hai na..." he said cutely

"KABIR VO EK CHUA HAI..." Nisha said raising her hands in the air

"Toh?" Kabir asked standing from the sofa and walking towards their room

"Tujhe pata hai mujhe itne der se kitna tension ho raha tha?" Nisha walked behind him giving him an unbelievable look...

"Main bhi kab se tension main tha Nisha... tujh se pehle main uss dead body ko dekha tha..." he said as he took out his shirt from the cupboard

"Kabir vo ek CHUHE ki dead body hai..." Nisha said stressing on the word chuha

"Dead body, dead body hi hoti hai Nisha..." Kabir said and closed the door of the cupboard

"Tu kya mujhe pehle nahi bol sakta tha ki vo ek CHUHE ki dead body hai?" She asked sternly...

"Tujhe batata toh tu hasti mujh pe..." Kabir said and looked down cutely, his look melted Nisha's heart in a jiffy... but his next sentence made her mad once again...

"Acha sun main fresh hone ja raha hun.. Please uss dead body ko ghar se bhar phenk de ok?" he patted her cheek and went inside the washroom leaving her shocked... she raised her hands in air giving up and went to the kitchen.. Using a broom and a piece of cardboard she threw the rat out of the window.

Kabir came out of the room wiping his hair and found Nisha standing there with a broom in her hand...

"Phenk diya?" he asked casually...

"Haan.." Nisha replied walking towards him...

"Toh yeh jhaadu haath main kyun rakha hai...?" Kabir asked a little scared as he knew what was about to happen...

"Tujhe kya lagta hai?" she raised her brow as she kept walking towards her

"Dekh Nisha.. Main..." he walked backwards as he tried to make an excuse

"Kya dekhun Kabir? Main itni teez chal ke aai.. Itna daar gai thi main.. Aur ghar aake pata kya chalta hai.. Mera pati ek mare hue chuhe se daar gaya...??" Nisha said or rather screamed as she walked near him

"Nisha wo ek dead body thi..." Kabir said and walked backwards till he reached the wall

"Whatever Kabir... vo chuha tha magar..." Nisha showed him the broom and he got scared.. He gave her a sheepish smile which she returned and later she started beating him with the broom as he keot running every where in the house...

They continued their Tom and Jerry running race till they both got tired and sat on the sofa.. Both glared at each other and laughed looking at each other...

"Sorry" Kabir said and caught his ears cutely..

"Its ok..." Nisha said and side hugged him... " Next time bas thoda detail main explanation dena, samjha...?!" she continued pointing a finger at him

"Samajh gaya..." Kabir pulled her closer and both sat there on the sofa and continued chatting for a while before heading for their lunch
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Juta, chappals, everything is accepted but do like and comment😳
A sequel to The Rapist Rat Hope you enjoy this one too 😆

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Posted: 9 years ago
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Chuha again 🤣
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Mahan hai 🤣
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Posted: 9 years ago
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Chuha mar gaya...😭...🤣🤣...🤣🤣

Kabiraa is impossible...🤣🤣...🤣🤣
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Originally posted by: Roopsha_98

Chuha mar gaya...😭...🤣🤣...🤣🤣

Kabiraa is impossible...🤣🤣...🤣🤣

Kabir ne shraap diya tha na peechle baar 🤣 🤣
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Kabir and his rat love🤣🤣🤣
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janam janam sath chalna yuhi
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Originally posted by: mishrialways

Kabir and his rat love🤣🤣🤣

Rats love him 🤣
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Originally posted by: mishrialways

janam janam sath chalna yuhi

Kasam tumhe kasam aake milna yunhi 🤣 ☺️
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too much🤣

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