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Nisha had come from shopping completely tired, she was not at all interested in shopping and all but since Dolly and Kirti insisted she couldn't deny them...
She came and saw that the entire house was in dark. She wondered if Kabir had paid the light but then remembered that she herself had paid it the other day. She switched on the flash of her phone and went inside. She switched on the lights and went to the kitchen to have some water...
" Yeh bahar chala gaya kya?" she thought. She checked the costrel in which she had kept his favorite Aloo ka Parathas for him. It was empty.
"Lagta hai khana khake bahar chala gaya.. But atleast ghar toh lock kar ke jata.. Duffer kahinka.."
She marched towards their room when she heard some noises coming from inside... she slightly pushed the door and peeped inside. She was shocked to see the sight infront of her. She tried hard to control her laughter.
Kabir was sitting on the bed hugging his legs, his expressions clearly told that he was scared as hell. But he looked cute, she thought. She tip-toed inside the room.
Since Kabir was busy in murmuring something he failed to notice Nisha's presence.
Nisha went and quietly stood behind him, she tried to listen what he was saying.
"Teen din.. Teen din tak tujhe khana nahi milega... mera paratha kahgaya... loose motions honge tujhe..."
He kept murmuring looking at some thing on the floor. Hearing his words Nisha couldn't control herself anymore and started laughing like a manic. Kabir turned to her when he heard her laughter.
"Tu kab aai? Aur has kyun rahi hai?"
He asked sternly but she continued laughing... he peeped down to see that what scared him was gone. He almost ran inside the washroom and Nisha laughed more...
She clutched her stomach and started laughing. When Kabir came back he found her lying on the bed with her one hand on her stomach and the other on her head. Her laughter was like a melody for him but right now it was making him angry...
"Itna bhi nahi hasna chahiye..." he said angrily and sat on the couch his hands folded across his chest.
Nisha tried to control her laughter and spoke...
"Tu... tune halat dekhi thi apni halat dekhi thi.. !!??? Tu kya kar kya raha tha??!!" she asked with a great difficulty and sat straight...
"Tujhe idea bhi hai hua kya mere saath? Bas hase ja rahi hai mujh pe, huh!!"
Nisha walked to him and asked concerned...
"Bata kya hua tha?"
He looked here and there and replied... "vo..."
*Flashback*
Kabir got up lazily and walked towards the kitchen to have his favorite parathas that Nisha had made.. He took some parathas and sat on his chair. Since it was a hot summer day he decided to move to his room and have his delicious parathas there...
He walked inside and his room, he heard some noises and looked here and there... as soon as his eyes fell on the source of that voice he got scared like anything...
"Aaahhh..."
He screamed on top of his lungs and jumped on the bed almost throwing the plate of parathas in a corner...
There was two RATS sitting right in middle of the room...
Yes, Kabira the great got scared of Rat...
He hugged his legs to his chest and started shooing those rats.
"shoo... shoo..." he tried doing everything possible to shoo it but those rats not just ready to move...
He snatched the pillow and tried throwing it on those rats but that landed on the couch and the rats moved a little. He thought that now he will leave but to his shock the rats went towards the plate of parathas ...
"Mere parathe ..."
Kabir's eyes popped out of the sockets as he saw those small creature enjoying his lunch...
"Abh tu nikal yahan se... nikal..."
He said angrily looking at them... one of the rat looked at him and then continued to eat the parathas...
"Lagta hai nahi jayenge..."
He said and try to step down but the rat moved again scaring him...
"Kabir yahin baithe rehna padega tujhe..."
He hugged his legs again and stared them...
He started cursing them with whatever he could and mourned about the rats having his parathas...
He was so busy with his own thoughts that he failed to notice that Nisha had come...
*Flashback ends*
"Mere parathe kha gaye yaar vo..." cribbed again and looked at Nisha for her reply only to find her looking at him eyes wide open and mouth too...
It took her a few minutes to register what he has said... as soon as she understood it she started laughing again cluthing her stomach tightly... He again looked at her angrily signaling her through his eyes to stop.
Nisha placed a finger on her lip indicating that she would keep quiet but broke into fists of laughter seconds later...
Kabir looked at her and shook his head.. She caught his hand and said
"Ohk sorry, abh nahi hasungi..."
He looked at her as she cutely blinked her eyes...
"Tu kab se aise baitha tha?" she asked in a concerned voice
"Almost 12:30 baje se..." he said casually shocking her...
"Kabir tu almost 7 ghante baitha raha waise?" she asked
"Toh aur kya karta?!" he said
"Lekin Kabir.. Tu khud bhi bahar ja sakta tha na.. Gaya kyun nahi...?" she asked him, this was a possibility too...
He looked at her shocked and replied
"Nisha vo DO chuhe the.. Aur main ek..."
He stressed the word Do' and showed his two fingers majing an inverted coma in the air...
"Toh?" Nisha asked...
"Nisha vo mujh pe attack kar dete toh?.. Mera RAPE kar sakte the vo... Agar aisa hojata toh? Kisiko muh dikhane layak nahi rehta main..."
Nisha's last control over her feelings was lost as soon as she absorbed her words...
"Kabir you are so cute..." she said pulling his cheeks...
"Haan haan.. Has le.. Kisi din tere saath bhi aisa hi hoga dekh lena..." he said making a face...
Nisha gave him a side hug and he hugged her too , both started laughing at the incident and went out to have their dinner.
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