Hi 😊
Disclaimer:- This is a Fun post only to make you all smile and laugh-- just a comical sketch it is..no intention to sprinkle and rub salt into wounds or hurt any KKB sentiments for i am one amongst you all, a member of The Great Tribe of Tormented Audience. :-D Sheer mixture of hyperbole & sarcasm so to say...😛
Here is a very spicy spoiler delivered superfast back in the timeline from 2025-2030.
10-15 years from now, when young girls of this fan forum like me would be happily married with kids and be well settled in life, Abhigya would still be happily unmarried(or maybe married depending on whether u think they are divorced or not, that is yet another hinge as per CVs to keep ppl glued on tenterhooks until a decade..oo la la >..<)busy with their usual pastime of 10 years- childish nokjhok(bickering) + lukka chuppi ka khel(the game of hide n seek) + bebaat ki galatfemiyon aur naatakon ka silsila(spree of pointless misunderstandings & dramas) and their lives unsettled unlike ours with 38- 40year old supermodel tanu still buzzing over flower-like Abhi like a big black bhawra. But don't worry there is a masaledaar twist to end the track. A 40-45 year old Pragya would soon discover Tanu to be pregnant with Nikhil's baby, a baby which is living in its own 'happy love' world inside Tanu's tummy. Like veer Abhimanyu of mahabharata it has learnt all the nuances of plotting and planning from its bimboishly witty mom and from the queen of cunningness herself- none other than mommy dearest's special saheli(buddy) aka its Alia Aunty in the womb itself, has successfully completed 10 years of schooling from the Taliya School of Villainy, Cunningness, Deceit and Unfeelingness(TSVCDU), is a gold medalist in feigning stuff ( hunger for eg) now and is far far more stubborn than its mother so much so that it has decided to stay in its own peaceful world of foxiness and deceit in its mom's womb till it wishes where it enjoys playing with the toys of artfulness and craftiness.
Voila! 😲Pragya decides to get a DNA test done and the result turns out in her favour. Tanu is 10.5 years pregnant with Nikhil's child. Tanu herself confirms it by mistake.She has stayed in MM hoping Abhi's heirloom will be hers and her child's! Sorrowfully, the truth is out but not her baby as yet. The cat is out of the bag but the baby doesn't seem to want to come out of Tanu's bag. Abhi asks Tanu to give him a break & leave MM. But she being her 'dheet'- stubborn self has decided not to budge and stay there hidden somewhere. Now that Abhigya are officially ONE they plan to be one soul in the true sense of the term. Consummation is on their minds. So the room is decorated with rose petals and candles are lit all around it. CVs have planned a very 'different' SR. They have decided to give up on their dragging habit for a change finally & so the SR sequence won't waste much of your time, don't worry! It will be a quick sequence to people's delight. Thus, after 10-15 years, Abhigya are all set for a SR but unfortunately they leave the door open. As they stand there gazing into each other's eyes, Tanu is standing outside thinking of/hatching a plan to foil this heavenly SR. Aye audience, chill! There is a very twisty twist waiting to untwist itself. Just as she lifts her foot to barge in the room, she fails. Tanu's short skirt has become a little tight now now that she is 10.5 years pregnant. She is trying hard but is unable to walk because of the tightness of her short boddy-hugging skirt(Her skimpy dresses have become tighter than the grip she wants to have on Abhi's wealth). Oops, an oops moment. She calls Nikhil to lift her & take her to change.(Oh by the way, Nikhil still loves to roam around MM like an inevitable ant just like he used to in his salad days and keeps her company in this incognito mode of hers).She is so engrossed in looking at Abhigya that she doesn't realise that it is actually Robin standing there. Robin lifts her & takes her to a room while she is lost in her thoughts of jealousy, burning & anger. When she is put down she finds Robin in front of her. Tanu in shock, Cvs rock. Audienceji smile. Say cheese.😃 She hollers and yells at him in her trademark raspy and cacophonic voice.
Robin blushes crimson ☺️ and leaves but immediately takes a screenshot of what just happened from the CCTV room and quickly uploads it on his instagram, facebook and twitter accounts as a private snap having a caption that reads "with supermodel Tanu Madam feeling bleshed and flushed" "Ek hasin khata ho gayi is dil-e-nadan se,
Lut liya kisi ka chain-o-karar kitne itmenan se
Achi bhali chal rahi thi zindagi,
Ajnabi ho gaya hai karar kuch dino se
Aisa lafzon ka rishta hai dono ke bich,
Mano deep roshan ho utha apne hi noor se" with the following hashtags""#ek haseen khata # a bootyfull mishtake (he means # a beautiful mistake ahem ahem...but he is right it was indeed a haseen khata and he deserves a bonus for it!)
A grumbling Tanu quickly changes & returns only to find the door locked. Oops, another oops moment. Inside the room, Abhigya break their eyelock, hold hands & hug each other. Rose petals fly here & there as the fan is switched on to its maximum speed and candles get blown out obviously and darkness ensues. Tada it is morning & Pragya is ready with Abhi's coffee.
Life goes on smoothly. Pragya conceives soon. And very soon, her belly begins to bulge. Tanu finally has decided to give up on her Mission Abhi & has made a heavy compromise in the form of Nikhil. Tanu has mellowed down with age & Abhigya have forgiven her eventually.
Both the expecting ladies arrive for the baby shower ceremony(godbharai rasam). Pragya envies Tanu. "Tanu is 11 years pregnant yet so slim, yes her short skirts are tighter now yet she is quite supermodel like and I am 5 months pregnant yet my belly is so big and I look like a ball", Pragya thinks to herself. Just then her Rockstar husband Abhi with grey streaked hair hops around her,'Aye Fuggy, tum to sach mein Foole hue Fugge ki tarah, I mean Fooli hui Fuggy banti jaarahi ho!".Pragya frowns and scowls and then does a Fugge ki tarah muh fulana(pouts as though she has a balloon in her mouth) and then gives a knowing smile of acknowledgement feeling he is actually right and realising that he is just teasing her as she sees that playful smirk playing on his lips.
Just when CVs finish reading the narrative/screenplay of the last week's episodes & are about to read out the next one's to their Ekta Kapoor Ma'am, the secretary arrives with the TRP report of that week gone by that they just discussed & now a pentagenarian director Sameer Kulkarni squeals in delight. KKB TRPs are 100.999998. It is party time both in KKB land and KKB makers' land. A proud & content Ekta Ma'am decides to throw a KKB TRP success party.🥳
Oh by the way, the next week's narrative/screenplay that the CVs intended to discuss which they would now do after the party starts with a Monday Special Mahasangam Episode wherein they have planned to dedicate half an hour to an eyelock DREAM SEQUENCE. This is in keeping with their coming week's theme of pure Abhigya romance' in which they have thought of showing a 100 Abhigya meaningful & meaningless eyelocks especially for romance craving &/or lovemaking scenes craving audience---on the bed, under the bed, on the table, under it, in the car, what's more in car's trunk too, a Quadruple Eyelock of Abhigya and Takhil with each standing at an angle of 45 degrees from each other, the MM basement, in its attic, on the MM rooftop and everywhere else. There is also a special eyelock sequence planned called the OCTAGON EYELOCK SEQUENCE in which there are Abhigya, Purbul, Takhil and Vijalia standing at obtuse angles to each other. In this eyeock, they first gaze into their respective's partner's eyes and then into all the remaining 6 people's eyes one by one and to conclude it go->
And the audience (follows their eye movements &) goes->😲 😒 😔 😳 😕 🤪🤪
At the KKB TRP success party
Everyone arrives.
And the first number begins to play-
Darwaaze/Twists ko kundi maaro
Koi audience bachke jaane paaye/Villains na problem mein fasne paaye
CVs ko samjha do,
Story/serial/Track/TRP galti se bhi ruk na jaaye
Thaka/frustrated/irritated jo feel kare
wo starting ke episodes ke 2 ghoot gatak le
Tisha ki chemistry ke 2 ghoot gatakle/
IF pe vent out karke daru ke 2 ghoot gatakle
Aur jisko Show nahi dekhna
Woh jaake apni bhains charaye
Bas aaj ki raat hai
Kal se wohi TRP ke siyaape hain
Jee bhar ke naach lo
Na viewers yaha hain
Sab pe apna raaj hai
Darne ki kya baat hai
Yeh toh bas shuruaat hai
(Yeh toh bas shuruaat hai)
Arey abhi toh party shuru hui hai..
Arey abhi toh serial shuru hua hai..
Yeh toh bas shuruaat hai
Baad mein na kehna kuch bhi
Pehle hi de doon warning
Serial chalega till 2050 in the evening
Jee bhar ke dragging dekhle le baby/Dragging dikha de baby
Dragging dekh dekhke/dikha dikha ke tod de sandal/phod de sar
TRP Gir jayegi to
Ekta Ma'am kar legi handle
Soochna janhit mein jaari
Jisko apni shanti pyaari
Achi Books padhe aur music sunke naache gaaye
Khushi/Chen se apna jeevan bitaaye
KKB addiction/entertainment ko kar de bye bye
Peace waale
Do teen films/shows dekhke aye
TRP cheenni hai/Carodon kamane hain (ho!)
TRP Cheenenge/Carodon kamayenge (ho!)
Kisi ke bhi papa se nahi darenge/ Kisi logic ke bhi papa se nahi darenge
Hum hain Balajiwale hum, baaki saare paani kam
Humein rok ke dikhaaye jiski bum me hai dum
Masti hai mahaul mein
Chaayi ek khumaari hai
Saare thak ke baith gaye, par
Apna serial/track jaari hai (x2)
Arey TRP ka panga toh koi shuru kare
Apni bhi garaari hai
Villains ke exposure ki nouk pe rakhi duniya saari hai
Arey abhi toh party shuru hui hai.. (x4)
Aur jisko serial nahi dekhna
Woh jaake apni bhains charaye
Aa ha ha ha
And the party goes on...And so do KKB & life...
Here is the original song for people who haven't listened to it before along with its lyrics.
[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LZgzAZ2lpQ[/YOUTUBE]
Abhi Toh Party shuru hui hai Lyrics
Darwaaze ko kundi maaro
Koi na bach ke jaane paaye
DJ ko samjha do,
music ghalti se bhi ruk na jaaye
Thaka thaka jo feel kare wo jaake dou RedBull gatak le
Aur jisko dance nahi karna
Woh jaake apni bhains charaye
Bas aaj ki raat hai
Kal se wohi siyaape hain
Jee bhar ke naach lo
Na ghar waale na maape hain
Sab pe apna raaz hai
Darne ki kya baat hai
Yeh toh bas shuruaat hai
(Yeh toh bas shuruaat hai)
Arey abhi toh party shuru hui hai..
Arey abhi toh party shuru hui hai..
Yeh toh bas shuruaat hai
Baad mein na kehna kuch bhi
Pehle hi de doon warning
Party chalegi till six in the morning
Jee bhar ke naach le baby
Naach naach ke tod de sandal
Aunty police bula legi to
Yaar tera kar lega handle
Soochna janhit mein jaari
Jisko apni jaan pyaari
Chup-chaap wo floor pe aaye
Floor pe aake naache gaaye
Nakhre vakhre na dikhaaye
Sharm ko kar de bye bye
Michael Jackson waale
Do teen action karke dikhaye
Party karni hai (ho!)
Hum party karenge (ho!)
Kisi ke bhi papa se nahi darenge
Hum hain bete hum, baaki saare paani kam
Humein rok ke dikhaaye jiski bum me hai dum
Masti hai mahaul mein
Chaayi ek khumaari hai
Saare thak ke baith gaye, par
Apni party jaari hai (x2)
Arey panga toh koi shuru kare
Apni bhi garaari hai
Jimmy Choo ki nouk pe rakhi duniya saari hai
Arey abhi toh party shuru hui hai.. (x4)
Aur jisko dance nahi karna
Woh jaake apni bhains charaye
Aa ha ha ha
PS- All for a good laugh. Ouch!😆🤣
Keep smiling.😊 Keep laughing😛😃😆...But do keep watching KKB and posting your great stuff on IF for we all love reading each other's posts here. Don't we???😃
Gayatri
19.1.2016
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