MM KE KISSE AUR KAAND

The Sarafs have been lifelong friends of the Maheshwaris.🤗 They are the only two Marwadi households in the otherwise Bengali populated Para. Hence, any dudh, shakkar or whatever supply was ever needed by the dutiful and delicious cooks, which were the Sanskaari Marwadi bahus of these two households, was managed from these brother- from- another- mother households.😊

KaliPrasad Saraf was the childhood friend of DP Maheshwari. Their forefathers lived in the same gaoon near Kota. Their fathers and grandfathers were childhood friends too. Chuddy buddies. Imagine DP running around in a Lal chuddy😛. AP is a door ka rishtedar of the Sarafs. She had once come to visit her cousin Kali..and had seen little DP in a chuddy. And DP saw his AnuPunu in a yellow frock. Aur pyar ho gaya.

Ghooma feera nacha gaya aish kiya and shaadi karlee.🥳

Anyway, KaliPrasad has always maintained sympathies over the fact, that DP has a mad household. He keeps up with the news of MM.He knows of all the kaands of MM and has witnessed every single hair on DP's head fall out due to weekly stress.🥺

So KP meets DP in the market. The market has a fish section. Hence Sujju and AP or Pari do not come here.🤢 DP and RP manage the grocery shopping. Swara had relieved DP for some days..and then again her mission started and she grew lackadaisical towards household duties. Hence, DP to save himself from starvation has come with a big shopper😭.

KP: Bhai kya halchaal?😃

DP: ha bhai...aur ka halchaal. Golmaal .😭

KP(sympathetically): As usual?😔

DP: ha bhai..kya batayeen.

KP: iss week kya hua?😕

DP: Dead body zinda hoke palki leke aya.

KP: hain???😲😲

DP: yeah. Matlab seedha she woke up from coma and came ready with Palki to marry.👏😡

KP: baba shadi karne wali bhootni.😲aur kya hua?

DP: arre wo atariya...uski mom nikli.

KP: Atariya is a hot momma?😉(Don't get wrong ideas. KP's wife GP chal basi hai. BTW, GP was AP's elder sister. Their parents named then according to AP-GP progression system.)

DP: whatever..she's in jail.🤢blackmailer kahinki.

KP: and ur property?

DP: asha hain it'll come back now. Tejaswi was upset.😳

KP: so?

DP: aree Tejaswi was upset about her meaningless negativity so Ragini turned positive. RagYa onnn.😃

KP: kya bahu hain na tumhari. Chameleon kahinki.😡(Rags called him a Buddha once. He hates her). Gadodia ghar mein rishta fix kiya..wo bhi dono behne bistar bora uthake aa gayi bhaiyon ki sar chabane.

KP: Ab Kavita is back? Who brought her back?🤔

DP: Swara.🤪

KP: Why?

DP: Apne pati ke ex ko without any info sirf Swara hi wapas la sakti hain😳. Mission.

KP: isse buddhi do bhagwan. ab swara ka kya hoga? (Swara reminds of his daughter..he adores her...just like DP)

DP: oh nothing. Sanskaar will marry her. Both are in love and both bring TRP⭐️⭐️. Kavita ko toh hum Bournvita pilake bhaaga denge. 5 saal sleeping beauty banke aa gayi swasan ko todne.

KP: again? Kitne baar shaadi karenge ye dono? Again I have to become a baarati? Should I press my Sherwani?😃

DP: Karva lon bhai...I think RagYa might wanna get married again too.🥱

KP: yeah...bolenge hamara bhi haq hain.🥱

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Happy Sunday😛 and Happy New Year to anyone I have not wished yet.😃