Sanskari Kahani (with caps) from 8th November 2015 episode

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PUBALI BASU

@MysticMoon

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Posted: 9 years ago

Swara : "Tumhare bhaai ne 3 mins me 300 "pranaam bhabiji sms bheje hai"

Sanskar :" haan swara haan ,pata hai mujhe Lakshya ko fir se pagalpan ka daura padna suru ho gaya. 🤣

Swara :"ye sab kaise huya Sanskar, tumne usse jaake bhi KC wala theory sunaya kya?" 🤣

Sanskar :" nahi re..usne ragini ko haq nahi diya isiliye Ragini ne usko 7 din ka baasi sabjee khane ko diya...waise toh iska effect kahi aur hona tha lekin jiski jo jagha khaali hoti hai vayu wohi chad jaata hai...Lakshya ke dimaag me chad gaya.." 🤣

Swara :" meri pyaari behna iss paagal pati ko lekar ab kya karegi...kahi kaat na de kisiko... arrey mujhe kahe deti main 1 mahine ka baasi khana de deti puri kissa khatm ho jaati...😡"🤣

sanskar :"ragini toh khush hai , bol rahi hai ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA 🤣

Swara :"Sanskar, ye sargi nahi hai , daal hai..tum isse bhi pura kha jaoge kya?"

Sanskar :"arrey nahi main sunghke dekh raha hu kahi ye bhi baasi toh nahi ? mujhe pure khaandaan pe shaq hai!!" 🤣

DP : "nahi bachche , maine khaas continental mangwaya hai"

Sanskar :"lo sunlo baat.. ye aur continental!!!!

1 glass pani lo usme neem ki patti dalo
2hours k liye rakhdo phir 10 min garam karke peelo
jab kanjusi k keede mar jaye fir Continental mangwa lena..." 🤣

Lakshya :"Ragini , sach sach bolo ye kitne dino ki basi khana hai...sabji ka swad gobar jaisa laag raha hai.." 🤣

Ragini : "aaiyo!!! ab aap aur kya kya chakh ke rakkhe hai LAkshya jee?" 🤣

Sanskar :

DUNIYA KE 5 MUSKIL KAAM,

1:-HATHI KO DHAKKA LAGANA,

2:-MACHHAR KI MALISH KARNA,

3:-CHEENTI KO KISS KARNA,

4:-GIRAFFE KI GARDAN DABANA,

5: LAKSHYA KE BHEJE ME BAAT KO GHUSANA.. 🤣

Lakshya "bhabhi teri behna ko maana... Haye Ram, kudiyon ka hai zamaana "

Sanskar ;"arrey Dhakkan toh gaana gaake noise pollution mat kar , talaaq le le.."

Lakshya :"pagaal hai kya? talaaq lene me advocate ko 5000 rs fees dena padega, shaadi toh panditjee ne 51 rupees me kara tha"

Sanskar "Dekha na saste ka natijaa?" 🤣

Lakshya :"owww Goddd!"

Sanskar :" arrey teri haasi sun kar Ragini behonsh ho gayi , ab haasna bandh kar aur idhaar aake apna samaan utha.." 🤣

Swara :"meri bahen giri huyi hai aur tumhara bhaai khada ho kar taare gin raha hai...😡

Sanskar :" arrey ek gidi huyi dusra gida huya ..kaun kisko uthaye..🤣

Lakshya: "Waise toh rishtey me hum iske pati lagte hai , lekin aaj humne Jhorlicks nahi piya hai na toh nahi utha sakte.." 🤣

Sanskar :" oh hoo ya junior Jhorlicks ,,sishoo ki brain development liye zaroori hai..waise tu toh kabse pee raha hai , abhi tak development ka kaam kuch huya nahi.."🤣

Sanskar : " Swara DP fees nahi dete hai toh doctor phone bhi nahi utha rahe hai toh... Lakshya bhai tu dobaraa haans de taki reverse shock therapy se ye theek ho jaye" 🤣

Ragini :" (jump maarke uth gayi..) nahi nahi... hum bilkool theek hai..Lakshya jee aap aapne ni Ardhangini , soulmate , life partner ko aise haas haas ke daara kaise sakte hai"

Lakshya :"Bhaai ye Ardhangini , soul mate aur life partner kaun kaun hai ?😲 "

Sanskar :"Problem wohi..soch nayi" 🤣

Swara :" sanskar lakshya adhi raat ko sabke haal puchne nikalte hai , aur tum ho ki Aadi raat ko gardening kar rahe ho?"

Sanskar :" gardening nahi , ye sare saplings ye baigan ka jhaad , ye karela ka jhaad ye sab meri babies hai... beta mummy ko 'hii' bolo 😳 "

Sanskar :aur mamma se ye bhi bolo ke gin ke dekhe..hum pure saw (100) hai... mamma ne na papako aasirwaad di hai kc me, "sata putra vabha..blush blush ☺️"

Sanskar :"aur ye mere babies ke special hair styling kit hain , waise main apni nanhe jaan par pahle hi iska istemaal nahi ki ... pahle Bade papa ka baal banaya tha isse..checking purpose you know? lekin wohi pehli aur akhri bar thaa"

Sanskar :"Devdas ko pasand thi paro..

Wah wahh..
Devdas ko pasand thi paro..
Lakshya ka dimaag kaha hai? Swara,, aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro!"

#It is just for a fun purpose , not intended to hurt anybody's feelings or to bash any particular character ,specially not any actors, with due respect to all actors, this is only my personal imagination on the current track , I am sorry in advance if it hurts anybody indirectly

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Swathy

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Posted: 9 years ago

Sanskar :

DUNIYA KE 5 MUSKIL KAAM,

1:-HATHI KO DHAKKA LAGANA,

2:-MACHHAR KI MALISH KARNA,

3:-CHEENTI KO KISS KARNA,

4:-GIRAFFE KI GARDAN DABANA,

5: LAKSHYA KE BHEJE ME BAAT KO GHUSANA.. 🤣🤣

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nikhathfatima

@nikhathfatima

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Posted: 9 years ago

yaar u r to good in this its was really funny mainly sanskar duniya ke 5 mushkil kaam awesome

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PUBALI BASU

@MysticMoon

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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: nikhathfatima
yaar u r to good in this its was really funny mainly sanskar duniya ke 5 mushkil kaam awesome

thank you dear

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Silpa

@iam-in-love

Dazzler

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Posted: 9 years ago

omg... Its jst awsm yaarr...
I'm like 🤣
Duniya ke 5 mushkil kam... I loved this vry much... U r so brilliant frnd...
"Problem wohi... Soch nayi..." 🤣 🤣

Awsm post yaar... Wndrful caps...

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Sree

@Sree8410

Rocker

Posted: 9 years ago

5: LAKSHYA KE BHEJE ME BAAT KO GHUSANA.. 🤣

Very true.

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_Nik_

@_Nik_

Sparkler

Posted: 9 years ago

🤣 100 paudhe as kids
Swara will be like - yeh Sanskari banda paudhe hi paida karega lagta hai

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PUBALI BASU

@MysticMoon

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Posted: 9 years ago

Originally posted by: iam-in-love
omg... Its jst awsm yaarr...
I'm like 🤣
Duniya ke 5 mushkil kam... I loved this vry much... U r so brilliant frnd...
"Problem wohi... Soch nayi..." 🤣 🤣

Awsm post yaar... Wndrful caps...

Thank you for liking dear :)