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Two women are new arrivals at the
pearly gates and are
comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death. It wasn't so bad. After I
quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and
sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart
attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early
to catch him in the act. But instead,
I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then
went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in
the freezer -- we'd both still be alive😆😆😆
pearly gates and are
comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: I froze to death. It wasn't so bad. After I
quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and
sleepy, and finally
died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart
attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating, so I came home early
to catch him in the act. But instead,
I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running all over the
house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
and down into the basement. Then
went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in
the freezer -- we'd both still be alive😆😆😆
Shiv Shakti
