Chacha’s funny letter n jokes...Read it.

A Schoolmaster Chacha jee from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here's his dynamite speech :

"Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children! This is my first maiden speech. If small small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason.

Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on station master. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected,but at last with great difficulty she gave birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.

We got independent because of great leaders like Gandhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth-rate and we shall halve it. Today we all halve our birth-rate. You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind. Be like great like X' raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt. You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation. They became great by reading great books. After we finish you here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A. and other decrease. Then you can become great laiars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or leacherers in college.

The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, school is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one day you will become great phools.

Many vacancy job come in newspapers. Only yesterday I saw in paper "Wanted for refuted engineering firm: Generators, highpower condensors" so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can rise. If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and thank God I am finished.

Joy Hind!"....😆👏😆

2)..Chachaji and two other prisoners were awaiting execution by firing squad.

One Person said, "When we each go up to be executed, just shout a warning like a disaster is about to happen. When it catches them off guard, we can escape."

The first Person goes to get executed. When the guard says "Ready. Aim...". The person yells "Hurricane!!". So when the firing squad hides, he climbs the wall and escapes.

The second person stands before the squad and when the time ccomes, he yells "Earthquake!!". He, likewise escapes.

Next Chachaji stands before the firing squad. And when the guard says, "Ready. Aim...". Just then Chachaji yells, "FIRE!!" .....😆😆

3)...Shalu: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall.
Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt.
Chinu : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow.😆😆

4)...Chachi: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Chacha: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI.....😆😆

I hpoe you must have enjoyed reading them..waiting for your comments..thanks.

God Bless You All..

Set_raj...😊