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I want to lose some weight

A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.

John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?

Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

Signs and notices

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations across the United States and rest of the world.

In a New York drugstore: "We dispense with accuracy."

In the offices of a loan company: "Ask about our plans for owning your home."

In a New York medical building: "Mental Health Prevention Center"

On a New York convalescent home: "For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church."

On a Maine shop: "Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship."

Question and answer

: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.

Answering machine message 138

Steve is reassembling Elvis' brain and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name...


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The best one of them all was: In the offices of a loan company 'Ask about our plans for owning your home'


That was the one which cracked me up the most 😆

Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

The best one of them all was: In the offices of a loan company 'Ask about our plans for owning your home'


That was the one which cracked me up the most 😆

my fav is that one too.
lol.

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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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