SUHANI KI EK DIARY

[English version below] Aaj hamari Rohan ke saath shaadi hai. Ek hafte mein hum ro ro ke aadhe ho gaye. Blouse bhi theek se fit nahi hota. Khair, hame kya pari hai. Hum itni udaas hain ki kuchh bhi soojhta nahi. Lantern bhi jala ke dekh liya, par 'na koi roshni, na chiraag, bhatak rahi hai andheron mein zindagi meri'--Bachchan sa'ab ka dialogue hai. Sapne mein usse milne gaye, toh so raha tha! Ab kya ummeed karein. Kaash Yuvraj humse pyaar karta. 'Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai.'


Oh, diary, diary, hum itne khush hain, itne khush, ke bayyan nahi kar sakta. Yuvraj humse pyaar karta hai! 'I love you' bola! Girte-padte woh mandap mein aaya aur woh sab baatein kahi jo hum sunne ko taras gaye the. Aur Rohan ne hamein aazaad kar diya. Aur pata hai, Yuvraj bola ki hum uske liye sabse khubsurat hain, uski zindagi ka sabse haseen pal.Aur bola ki hum nahi toh woh nahi.


Jo jhapiyan hui, poochho matt, kya kas ke. Hai, main vaari javan. Usne kaha ki hum usse complete karte hain aur hame kabhi chhorega nahi.


Kafi sona dikhta hai hamara Yuvraj, bheega bhaaga sa. Hum toh soch rahe the ek pappi-shappi dega, par kuchh zyaada hi sanskari hai.


Dadi ne bhi manzuri de di, aashirwaad diya hamein. So sweet. Aur Yuvraj ne hamein woh 'S' wala pendant phir se pehnaya. Hamara haath bhi pakra tha, dadi ke saamne, par dadi usse bhi sankari nikli aur kaha ki shaadi ke baad. Ajeeb log hain yeh.


Dear Diary, Today I have to marry Rohan. In just one week I have cried myself to half my janmashtmi size. Even my bridal blouse doesn't fit at all. What do I care. I'm so, so miserable. I even lit a lantern, hoping for a miracle and a mentos moment from Yuvraj, but not a ray of light lit his mind or heart. I toddled over in a dream, dressed in my bridal finery, but he was sleeping. I ask you!



Oh diary, dear diary, the wedding is off! New wedding is on! I'm so happy, so happy, I can't tell you. Yuvraj loves me! He actually said the words to me, ''I love you''. He landed at the mandap all limping and bent like an old man, with his hand in a sling, his bandaged head, and told me all the things I'd given up hope of hearing from him. And Rohan is such a sweetie, he set me free. And you know, Yuvraj said I was the most beautiful girl in the world to him. The most beautiful moment of his life. He said he exists because of me.


And what hugs we got in. Really tighty tight hugs. Kill me already. He said I complete him and he'll never leave me. Yuvraj looked so wonderful, wet and harried as he was. I thought he'd get in a smooch or two, but he's so overly principled.


Dadi's given us her blessing. And Yuvraj put back that 'S' pendant he'd given me. He even held my hand in front of dadi, but she turned out to be his baap, I mean the mother of all virtuous ones, and said only after marriage. Very strange principles these people have.

[Now only English version. It's tiresome to translate.]

Today was my sangeet function. I'm on cloud nine. I met my sadu. But he refused to compliment me. Dadi was nice to me. She did aarti and gave me some ugly ancestral neckpiece. It got lost, but sadly it got found too.


Menka and Anuj reenacted parts of Yuvraj and my story. Thankfully they left out the bits about Somu and Rohan and all that's gone wrong for us. Di and P A bhaiyya did a skit and I really admired how fast they changed their outfits. Ragini bhabhi did a dance, looking all the while like she was chewing neem leaves she'd like to spit on my face, but as long as I have my darling beside me, all this doesn't bother me. DADI DANCED! It was unnatural to see her smiling and doing pelvic thrusts while swishing her body, and my attention was drawn to her back. . .side. There, I said it. It is so big; her dieting isn't helping her much. Chhii, I shouldn't have mean thoughts. I'm grateful she has accepted me. Somu--Krishna did a dance too, and everyone joined in. But best of all, when I'd become resigned to nothing from my sadu, he sang me a song from Bachchan sa'ab's movie. Sooo romantic. He forgot half the lyrics but like he said, I complete him. I did. He stared into my eyes and held my hand in the dark. Can't wait to be married.


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My mehndi today. Maa called to say the mehndi she'd prepared fell down (poor Ramesh, how will he get the stain out?) so dadi was picking some up and coming with Ragini bhabhi and Menka. I wish maa had come, but I must appreciate the good grace with which dadi's taking things and though she still calls me 'ay ladki', she's so unusually nice that if I had a more suspicious nature, I'd be very nervous.


Someone sent me a garland; I thought it was Yuvraj, but he said he hadn't. Why did someone send me a garland?


Oohhh, my hands are itching and burning. Must be an allergy. Should I try my allergy pills? Oh, my sadu called and tried to con me into being jealous about some nonexistent bachelor party. I think I shocked him by suggesting they hire a dancer. He really is a bit backward in some ways. Anyway, the itching was getting really bad and Yuvraj brought a doctor, who instead of giving me prednisolone, which would've fixed the inflammation by tomorrow, bandaged my hands most unprofessionally. Yuvraj could do a much better job. Then we (Yuvraj and I, not the doctor and I) did cute banter instead of hot romancing and he went home and texted me. We did more bantering. I can't wait for tomorrow when I'll be with him in our room, on our bed, married.


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Another wedding day! My haldi just got over, and Ragini bhabhi was rude and almost got slapped by dadi. I wonder why dadi froze with her hand raised, long enough for everyone to stop her. When I slap someone, it's in one swift motion.


Anyway, all dressed up now, getting tired of these heavy costumes, but this isn't so bad. I'd wear a suit of armour to marry my sadu.


Oh what a day! Just quick update before I go out as Yuvraj's blushing bride. (So excited and nervous. Shall I remove my bandages? Better not.) We already had a sweet argument about my making a mess. Seems like old times, only better, no cushions and he loves me.


Anyway, maha mix-up in wedding venue, we ended up in a mass marriage ceremony, and that chipakli Menka almost got us married to the wrong people. But true love won, and I'm wearing Yuvraj's mangalsutra again. Going to my groom now. Blushing.


He'd fallen asleep. Our wedding night, and he fell asleep. Never mind, tomorrow awaits.


[Little does she know.]

ROFL!!!! This is absolutely hilarious... loved it and as DU says pls write yuvraj's dairy also...

Oh my god I missed all this I didn't watch these episode. Oh god he didn't compliment even after saying he is in love with her lol. I guess he is going to be a miser about compliments lol. Bt really u are tooo tooo tooo good. I love this. Your sense of humor is amazing

Thq, du, Benazir, Sandi, juhi.

Yuvraj doesn't do diaries. But I'll see what I can do.