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Kaam wale University
(We make best Maids and Servants in the world)
Professor Manda: Eestuuudents chalo mere ko batao jhaadu kitne types ki hoti hai?
Kamla: Ummm... Mere ko nahi pata .😕
Sahil: Madam ji mera interest pocha lagane me jyada hai, I know nothing about Jhaadu.😊
Neetu: Hehehehehehehe... kitna easy question pucha aapne mam hain. Jhaadu to jhaadu hti hai. Wo alg alag type ki thde na hogi. 😃
Manda: Saala, apun ko lagta hai apun gadho ko padha sakti hai par in bevkufo ko nahi! Kbhi to sahi answer diya kar Neetu! Chal ab mai fir tere ko punishment degi, Aaj fir se jhaadu laga class room mei!😡
Neetu: Ye lo Manda Mam aap bhi na bas 😆... Ye bhi koi punishment hai?! Meri Mom btati hai mai to paida hote hi jhaadu lagane lagi thi, ye to bchpan se meri hobby hai.
Sahil: *Aur tujhe jhaadu lagate hue dekhna meri.*... * Oh God! Thoda aur jhuk na hottie*
Vitthal to Ramu: Abey dekh dekh aaj Pink phni hai!😛
Ramu: Chal hat! Mere liye Pakhi ke siwa kisi aur ko dekhna paap hai. Pata nahi kab khtm hogi uski Pocha class?😒
Kamla: *Ye Sahil itne dhyaan se Neetu ko jhaadu lgate hue kyun dekhta hai? Oh acha, isko nhi aata na to dekhkar sikhta hoga Jhaadu use krna.*
Next Day
Professor Gauri: Bachcho, aaj hum hmari pocha class me poche ki nahi balki kisi aur topic par baat karege?
Sahil: Kyun Madam?! Ye to mera favourite subject hai. Koi aur topic kyun? 😕
Gauri: Haha Sahil 😆 I know Pocha is your favourite subject and I am your favourite teacher.😉 Lekin aaj hum jis topic ko discuss krege wo pocha se bh jyada intetesting hai. 😃 Acha Sahil ye batao ye tumhare wrist par itne saare colourful dhaage kaise? Raksha bandhan to abhi tak aaya bhi nahi?
Sahil: Na naa Madam, ye Rakhi nahi friendship band hai. Wo mai bht Handsome hu naa, isliye University ki sabhi ladkiya mujhse dosti karna chahti hai.😳
Vitthal: Chaar baal sar par hai nahi, khud ko handsome bolta hai!😲 Satpuda ka ujda hua jungle!🤢
Sammy: Kya kare yaar ajkal ki gals paisa aur family background dekhti hai. Ye Sahil bht bade khandaan se hai, iske Papa Singhania ke yaha par servant hai aur iski Maa pure 30 gharo ki maid hai. Isiliye ladkiya iske piche padi rhti hai, aur hum jase gareeb chikno ko dekhti tak nahi.😒
Vitthal: Tu hoga gareeb mai nahi! 😳Aaj hi apni Aai ko bolta hu aur 7 gharo me kaam start kar de, fir dekh mai bhi ye Sahil jitna ameer ho jauga. 😊
Gauri: Haan to hmara aaj ka topic hai Love.😃
Kamla: *Scratches her head* love??😕
Neetu: Love😳
Gauri: Haan to pyaar kya hai, kaun bataega?
Ramu: Mai mai mai...⭐️
Gauri: Oh wow Ramu! Ye first time hai jab tum koi answer dena chahte ho! Bolo?
Ramu: Madam ji pyaar Pakhi hai!☺️
Gauri: Pakhi?
Raghav: Yes teacher wo first year me pdhti hai. Iski gf hai. Yaha aate hi usne sabse phle mujhe line mari thi, lekin jab maine koi bhav nahi diya to usne Ramu ko pata liya.😛
Ramu: Aie Raghav bakwaas mat kar, warna muh tod duga tera!😡
Raghav: Phle mere muh tak pohach to jaa chutku. 😆
Gauri: Ahm ahm
Prem: Wo bhale hi na pohch sake lekin mai pohach sakta hu Raghav! Pakhi meri bhn jasi hai aur mai uske aur apne hone wale jeeju ke bare me kuch ulta sidha nahi sunuga!😡
Ramu: Rhne de Prem. Ye log mujhse jalte hai kyunki Pakhi meri girlfriend hai.
Misha Gautam: Bappp Ramu! Koi nahi jalta tujhse, wase bhi us oil ki dukaan aur 2 chutiya wali Pakhi ko bas tu hi jhel sakta hai. 😛
Ramu: Oye Mote! Tera ye kaddu jaisa muh katkar kutto ko khila duga! 😡
Gauri: Enough! Bhulo mat tum sab class me ho! Uff... ase behave karoge to degree k baad koi job nhi dega tumhe apne ghar par!
Raghav to Misha: Aaj kapde dhone ki practical class ke liye dhobi ghat jana hai, wahi pakad lege sale Ramu ko. 😈
Gauri: Haan to... Kamla Ye kya fir se apne poche ka muffler banakar gale me daal liya tumne! Hatao ise aur tell me what ido you think about love?
Kamla: Aaa... ummm... wo love... love naa... mere ko nhi pata. 😕
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