Sabki saheli thi main
EIC mila, Mera life hila
Ab confused in Delhi hoon main
(chorus) Hoo...Inka past hai deadly Take the patli galli
Hooo...Ex-wife hai Machiavelli
Ho... butterflies in belly
All in KKN singing in chorus to the tune of "Ishq bina"
Past bina kya TRP yaaron; Past bina kya drama
Breaking news se breaking..past..past
Har cake it is taking...past
Har scoop se juicy..past, past
Har news se newsy...past
Kabir solo:
Tumne past ka story suna hai; Maine past jiya hai
ONS ka chakkar..past past
Naagin se takkar..past
Ab SK ka secret..past past
Sob story ka ticket..past
Kabir and Ananya at the roadside chai stall: (to the tune of "Suno na Suno na")
Tumne na jaana; Mere past ka afsana
Ab main gaoonga; Irrelevance ka gaana
Dad ke suicide ki nahi ye daastaan
Suno na suno na suno na
Immaterial kissa suno na
Ananya musing in her room at night (To the tune of "Crazy kiya re")
Pehle love kiya re; Phir past bola re
Phir ex aayi re; BFF banayi re
Truce se confuse kiya re 😕
Reporter banoon; Ya sanyaas le loon
Uski past mein, uske secrets mein
Ghoome dimaag re Crazy kiya re!
Shreya in her drawing room staring at Kabir ka photu (to the tune of "Jaadu teri nazar")
Jaadu hai tera look
Sexy hai tera job
Tu haan kar, ya na kar
Tu ha mera Kkkabir!
Shreya with Manav in her drawing room again! (to the tune of "Sheela ki Jawani")
We know you want him,
But you never gonna get him
Main diabetes ki rani
Maane na maane KKN ye saari
Mere sarees ki hai deewani
Ab dil karta hai huale haule se
Main khud ko gale lagaaun
Aur saath Kkkabir bhi ho toh
Threesome ka mazaa bhi paauun
What's my name?what's my name? what's my name?
My name is Shreya, Shreya hai kameeni
I am too mean for you
Main karoongi shaitaani
No no no no Shreya, Shreya hai kameeni
I am too mean for you
Main hoon Manav ki naani
Kabir and Taarini at Taarini's house (to the tune of "Mehndi lagake rakhna")
ONS tumse kiya na
Ab BFF banke rehna
Mangni ki ring bhi tum chunna
Par Invite ki aas mat rakhna
Naagin se shaadi karna
Phir young girl se love karna
Tere rangeele love-life mein bas
Main b&w picture hoon, Kabir Sharma!
Pls feel free to add your own songs to the musical!
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