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Hola amigos, I'm back again...
The new promo got me writing...😊
Okay, no more bakwas, seedhe story pe...
" mujhe paata nahi tha ki shikayat ki duukan ko chooriyan bhi pasand hai...ab toh main khud bazaar jaunga aur rang birangi chooriyan lunga, aur tumhe pehnaunga!!"
" wo orange chooriyan uski haathon pe achchi lagegi...she'll like it..."
"Bhaiya, wo orange chooriyaan dena zara..."
" apki pasand laajawab hai baabu, yeh chooriyan jinko milegi, wo bohut khush hongi..."
"Arey, khush kaise nahi hogi?? Viplab tripathi de raha hai bhai!!!! Naseebwaloon ko viplab se gift milta hai..."
"Oh shikayat ki puriya, idhar aao..."
" kya hai?? Itni raat ko yahan kyun aye tum/??"
"Wo kya hai na tumhe uthane aya hoon, taki hum vaag ke shaadi kar sake!!!"
"Haye shivji!!! Tumhe sharam nahi aata??? Rakshas!!!"
"Arey,tum phir se shuru ho gayi?? Monster university tumhara favourite movie hai kya??? Hum toh mazak kar rahe the..."
"Aisi mazak sirf tum hi kar sakte ho..."
"So toh hai...ab itna sense of humor toh viplab ke ilava kissi ke paas nahi hoga..."
" tumhara bakwaas khatam ho gaya ho toh hum jaye??"
"Arey ruko toh...hum ainvayi nahi aye...ye loh..."
"Ka hai??"
"Arey, khol ke toh dekho!!!"
"Choiriyan!!!!! Arey, ye kitna sundar rang hai!!!"
"Hai na??? Mera choice toh world class hai.."
" ye kiske liye hai"
"Ab tumhe diya hai toh zahir si baat hai meri saasuma ke liye toh nahi hoga...tumhare liye hai..."
"Tumhara dimaag kharab hai ka??? Hum iska ka kare??""
"Kya kare matlab?? Pehno..."
" kya bak rahe ho??? Hum vidhwa hai...hum ye sab nahi pehen sakte!!!"
"Kya vidhwa?? Kiska vidhwa?? Umr dekhi hai aapni??"
"Ye paap hai..."
"Arey, kya paap hai??? Chooriyan pehen na koi paap nahi hai...tumhe toh ye pasand hai, na??"
"Pasand tha...par ab nhi nai..."
"Arey par kyoon??"
"Tum samajhne ki koshish karo...humara pati mar chooka hai...humara suhag ujaar gaya hai..."
"Arey, koi suhag wuhag nahi ujra tumhara...hum zinda hai na?? Hum tumhe de rahe hai chooriyan...pehen lo..."
"Tum...tum..."
" ha main main...aur ha, mere samne aapne aap ko vidhwa bulana bandh karo... mere liye tum meri shikayat ki pooriya ho...kisiki vidhwa nahi, samjhi??"
"Aisa mat karo..."
" kyun na karoon?? Hume bilkul acha nahi lagta agar tum aapne aap ko vidhwa kaho toh..."
"Hum hai toh vidhwa!!"
"Bas karo...kaha na maine...tum vidhwa nahi ho... itti si umr mein kya shaadi aur kaisi vidhwa??"
" hum ja rahe hai...tum bhi jaao..."
"Arey, suno toh, o hello, ruko toh..
Chooriyaan toh leke jao...
Suno...
Dhaani... dhaani...ruko, dhaani..."
So guys, it was jjust a random thought... do let me know how is it...😊😊
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