Movie reviewer hospitalized after reviewing Akshay starrer Brothers

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Acclaimed movie reviewer Roja Sen was hospitalized minutes after he had finished watching Akshay Kumar starrer Brothers. Roja had been forewarned that the movie was unwatchable and that a junior reviewer should suffer through it but Roja insisted on leading from the front, saying he has survived Sajid Khan's Hamshakals and after that he can take anything Bollywood throws at him.

"The captain needs to lead the troops from the front. Just gimme the goddamn DVD, will ya," Roja said, snatching the Brothers DVD and a bag of popcorn to settle in for the ordeal. There was pin drop silence as the staff waited outside anxiously.

An hour later, Roja came out of the review room, appearing dishevelled. "Boss, are you ok?" junior reviewer Sukanya Varma asked as Roja staggered out. "I...I...am fine...some gas trouble...give me a glass of water please," Roja mumbled, trying to put up a brave front. And then he began to puke his guts out. "What the @#$$@#$@ was that all about?" were his last words before passing out.

Roja has since then recovered but doctors have advised him to stay away from Bollywood movies for the next three months, especially Akshay Kumar's upcoming Singh is Bling. "The last week was particularly tough on poor Roja," one of the doctors attending on him revealed. "As though suffering Brothers wasn't enough, Roja had reviewed Bangistan a few days earlier. Now there is only that much abuse a normal human brain can take, you see."

Meanwhile, Brothers continues to rake in cash at the box office. "People are saying it is so bad that is good and we expect collections to increase in the following weeks," a beaming Akshay Kumar told The UnReal Times.