If Himesh spoke to the world, I'd imagine it to be something like this..
Assalam valekum, valekum assalam, to everyone listening to me..
I would like to speech to you all persons listening to me. (Yes, the bad grammar is completely on purpose 😆)
Today, I am here to speech you all persons who are criticizing me. I must say that my topi and I are very angry at you, and my sweet bacha, Onik, is angry as well. He and his love are together in this battle of defending me, so just know that if you want to get to me, you will need to get through him first.
Now, if you all keep criticizing me... then I will have to start appearing in public with a burkha on every time I walk out of my house out of besharmi-ness.
and by the way, 9 out of 10 movies that I have promoted have become super hits! Make Aap Ka Suroor 2 the Movieeeeee a super blockbuster!
Agar we are clear on this, I would like to announce that I am starting a new fashion line... one that includes topis, topis and more topis. The line is named "Oooooooooooooooh Khajoooooooooor." This line will be printed across the topi. I have also launched some shirts, saying "Vote for Aneek if you want to keep his darling mentor in the contest."
Please, after listening to my speech, make sure to notice what a good man I am and please give votes to my bacha.
--- Himesh Reshammiya