Barun's Birthday Contest- Voting Round [Reposted]

Admiring Barun Sobti

Mini Dictionary:

Po-ka: What?

Luk: Look

Bee do bee do bee do: Fire!

Nu: No

Hana, Dul and Sae: One, two and three

Buttom: Bottom

Muak: Muah

Poopaye: Bye bye

"Bee do bee do bee do, whose hee?" Bob exclaimed clapping his hands, his orbs gazing up and down shamelessly at a handsome young man's poster just where their spaceship had landed.

Bob, Smith and Charlie had come to earth for the second time after a year. They had seen a good amount of humans on their first visit but not someone like this hunk.

"Err, it reads something like..Ba...Baroon Sobtee!" Smith tried reading his name from the board scrunching his eyes and making a shade out of his small hand on his temples to prevent the sunburn on his slender body.

"Po-ka? Banun?" Bob's upper lip jutted outward in confusion of pronouncing a new name.

"It's Ba-roon."

"Banun?"

"Uh, forget it! Luk at those lines on his chest. Hana, dul, sae and double sae..so many. That makes 6 boxes on his chest." He poked his fingers in the air counting on the boxes but sulked when he noticed he had none.

"You luk at his eyeees. They are deeper than the ocean. They seems tastier than the mocha we drank last time, remember?" He asked cutely in his small accent rounding his mouth to its maximum.

"Nu nu, you look around his mouth." He exclaimed shaking his head. "I don't know what we call it." He scratched his head eyeing Bob.

"I think...hmmm.. I think we call it a stubbul" (stubble) Bob pressed his lips inwards trying to get the exact word.

"Maybe! It adds to his charms so well. It makes one swoon over him." Smith widened his eyes in wonder. His gaze travelling southwards, he giggled in himself, his shoulder shaking with mirth.

"Whut? Why are you laughing?" Bob scrunched his eyes in confusion and looked at the poster to find something funny that must have made Smith laugh but failed miserably.

"Hey.." Smith looked around to see if there were any creatures listening to their talks. "See his buttom, he looks, uh.. how do I say it. He looks Sexy!" His upper lip drawn under his lower pallet of his teeth as he saw Bob's face plastering a goofy grin and trying to keep his shameless thought gathered up in himself. His chest shook with laughter and they both snickered.

Surely, the last visit to earth has left them gross minded.

"You know whut?" Bob asked Smith trying to regain his laughter in a breath and cooling down a bit. "I think we should chuck these cloths out of our suitcases. These romper type dresses won't suit us. We should wear just these nickers like Banun so we look hot too."

"Just the dressing won't do Bob. We need to grow some hair. Look at his hair; it looks so adorable when those flicks fall on his forehead. His smile is a charm itself. Have you seen how you smile, girls will run for their lives of they see you smiling."

"I think we are forgetting something." Bob said nonchalantly after hearing so much of his insult.

"Whut?"

"That after all, we are not humans but the minions..." *sigh*

"Muak Muak Muak, poopaye!" Smith said walking away...

Dry Dreams

"Two cup of molten lava squeezed into two beautiful buds which are called as eyes."

Aww that is Barun. I was so allured by him. No one can ever beat this fellow. Handsome hunk doesn't even do justice to his untamed beauty! Will I ever be able to meet this Greek God?

As I was still gushing about Mr.Hottie, Khushi entered. She is the only one in the history to not like Barun. I was determined to make her like him, you know.

"So back to drooling over Barun, are we?", she asked. I just shrugged my shoulders nonchalantly.

"You know this barun fellow is coming to our college day after." Oh that made do a jig and a jazz. Barun in my college!

"Tell me this is reality." She rolled her eyes at me and nodded in a very bored yes. Now I was very much determined to make her love him. How can she be like that? I looked at her incredulously.

"Am telling you, have a look at his photo. There is no way you won't fall for his chiseled body, tanned skin and his present ruggish look is totally worth dying for. He is just handsomeness overloaded."

She again shook her head in a "whatever" manner.

Two days later:

As I was getting ready, Khushi barged in and dragged me from the mirror. I needed to be prefect since I will meet Barun.

There was so much hustle bustle in the college because of his arrival. We wanted everything to be perfect since it invariably happened to be his birthday. I hope he loves our arrangements.

I still was in my dream land meeting Barun, when Khushi nudged me. And there stood Barun Sobti in his full royalness, absolutely stunning in the sleek black coat and a silver tie. No one should look this handsome, I decided. As he walked through, shouts broke out. Beside me, I could see Khushi opening her big wide mouth into a lovely O. I smirked at her in absolute triumph. Who can deny the charms of Barun that too when he is a personification of perfection and eloquence?

Both Khushi and me went to the stage since we happened to be the hosts for the evening. As Barun gave his charming boyish smile, both of us swooned. Yeah, you got it right, Ms.Khushi too swooned. He shook his hands with me and I stood their astounded. Was it finally happening?

Just as I was about to speak to him, I was so rudely pushed or rather awoken.

"Arnav wake up." That was Khushi's voice. This was all a dream? Tears threatened to spill. I didn't meet barun?

*Sigh* At least I can send my wishes for his birthday. I got his address from a hidden source. Now all I hope is that he likes the gift. This was the line I specially wrote for him.

"You are the master of all Men, Dream of every woman and the reality of Mankind whom we all envy."

~Mohabbat door jaane na de~

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Barun Sobti- naam hi kaafi hai

As I am sitting here, thinking about all those possible 1001 reasons to jot down as to why I love this man with all my heart and so do millions other people all over the world. I realize I didn't even need those 1000 reasons, in the first place. I needed just one. Just one reason that could possibly justify my love for someone I hadn't had the chance to meet even once.

To begin with,We, hadn't known him personally. We had just seen him playing his character so flawlessly that it glued us to watch a serial on daily basis. Just to have a glimpse of him. His exceptionally great acting skills stuck a chord somewhere down the heart that inaverdantly we became his admirers for life. The fact that he was a wonderful costar, an adorable husband, a jovial person with witty sense of humor were just the cherries on a strawberry cheesecake.

It was all going fine. His popularity with his exceptional portrayal of Arnav Singh Raizada was increasing day by day. His love united his fans from all over the world on a single platform, where they would drool over his looks, fangirl over his character and discuss every single thing the man had to offer. SBS/SBB, Interviews, videos,spoilers, articles had become an integral part of our daily lives back then. OS,SS,FFs, IPKKND analysis,written updates added more glory to it. Waiting for the next episode till 8 in the night seemed like the hardest things on planet. Those days were straight out of heaven, the craze, the madness, the adrenaline rush. You name it and we had experienced it all.

And then he made some decisions.

some worked, some didn't and even when our heart was wrenching out in agony when our favorite IPKKND came to an end and the reason that was given was Mr Sobti, I found myself standing proudly & firmly to show support for this man, and so did other million fans out there.

In the end it all proved one thing. It doesn't matter how successful you are, how rich you are, how much money is there in your account, what matters is that how many people are there who loves you, who cares for you,who respect your decisions enough to even let you go.

We had let him go. But we hadnt left him. We are still there, supporting him with our heart full of unconditional love for that very man who showed us how to give it.

Barun sobti, undoubtedly, has earned it all, for eternity & beyond!

Sobtian Craze

"His lips adorning a smirk, his eyes chocolaty dark, whatever he does, I swoon, cause no one can ever deny the charms of Barun"

"Unbelievable."

"You know you are sounding like him."

"Like whom?"

"Of course, like Barun, you idiot."

"So have you finished writing 1001 reasons' why you love that guy?"

"That guy has a name. BARUN."

"Yeah. Whatever. Did you finish it or do I have to bear more of your craziness?"

"It is called fangirling'. And how can you think that I will finish writing this soon?"

"Yeah, right. You can't finish it because you have not even started yet. All day you just dream about him but you cannot write even a single word about him. I still don't get one thing. What do you see in him?"

"His dark chocolaty eyes, the way his lips curve when he smirks. His boyish smile and his out-of the-world laughter. His perfect jaws and cheek bones and his husky voice."

"Okay. Those are mainly his facial features and expressions. That's it?"

"Of course not. I forgot to mention his perfectly chiseled abs and his tanned skin. Hot!"

"Got it. You need not go any further with his so called perfect' physical features. I have heard enough. The last time I checked he was still married. So no point drooling over that guy with that stupid smile."

"Don't you dare call his smile stupid. Or I am going to break-up with you."

"Seriously? You are going to end our relationship because of that guy who you think is a great actor but has recently acted in a flop film."

"Excuse me. What do you know about him? And he is an awesome actor. He has portrayed the role of an arrogant rich man, a cool boy-next-door guy and also the bad guy with equal ease. He is the king of expressions. He can emote any action with just his facial expressions. And I believe one day he will prove his worth in Bollywood too. If you utter a single word against him, I will whack your face and kick you out of my house right now. Don't underestimate the power of a Sobtian."

"Whoa. Feisty Queen, calm down. I won't ever say anything against him, baby. I promise." Akshay said trying to calm down his girlfriend Ritu and offered her a Cadbury chocolate and thus ended their routine argument regarding Ritu's obsession over Barun Sobti.