Happy Birthday Krishna!

Twas the night before Krish's birthday. A group if girls were accompanied by a mutated deer, Sevan, to their favourite spot, the waterfall, sharing a bottle of moonshine.

"I really don't know why we keep drinking this, it's absolutely disgusting," Viz said as she took another swing of the moonshine before she passed it on.

"Well don't look at me. I asked for the good stuff, it's not my fault someone couldn't deliver." Krish glared at Jav.

"Woah woah woah. Before you start pointing finger might I remind you of your larger than life list of demands."

"Damn! That list was a pain. I still can't believe I ordered so many cheese-less pizzas," Shiv shuddered.

"Don't worry I snagged us a few boxes of cheese pizzas," Ana added.

Krish snatched the bottle from Shiv and took a swing, "I'm not drunk enough of this conversation."

The four ignore Krish and start singing their theme song.

Cheese is sweet. Cheese is sour. Cheese is neat. Cheese is power. Oh Cheese Union, we always believe. Oh Cheese Union, we will always succeed.

"Get out of the water, there are five minutes left till twelve," Ana exclaimed.

"Forget that! Get in the water Ana. It's tickling me," Krish giggled.

"Why do you sound high?" Viz questions.

"She sounds lovely, JUST LOVELYYY!!" Jav sang as she started to wiggle.

"Those brownies make you have two heads Vizzy," Shiv started laughing causing Viz to snort.

"Ahan. I'm sure," Viz said sarcastically, "but where did you get them from?"

Jav answered, "the pot brownies Ana made for her project-"

"WHAT!!! THAT WAS FOR A PROJECT!" Ana exclaimed not pleased one bit.

"Look the stars are making a unicorn," Krish cheered.

"I see it too," Jav clapped.

"I saw a monkey...in my room," Shiv mumbled. Ana tired of their high asses just sighed.

"Where are my presents? I WANT MY PRESENTS!!" Krish wailed.

"Oii, stop that! My ears will bleed if you don't stop," Shiv complained.

"Have some patience, Viz will be back with them in no time," Jav tried to sooth Krish.

"WE'RE HERE!!" Viz exclaimed as she brought Bellamy, Clarke, Raven, Octavia and Lincoln. Krish was flabbergasted, she carefully, well as carefully as a high drunk person can, stood up. She walked to the crew and stopped right in front of Bellamy and examined him.

"Can I touch him?" She asked Ana.

"Don't ask me, ask him."

"Of course you can Krishna," Bellamy answered.

"OMG! He said my name, I think my ovaries are melting," she whimpered. She slowly poked his chest, and after a beat she flattened her hand and started feeling him.

"Ahh! I think I'm in heaven."

"As much as I love watching girls feel Bell up I think we should move forward," Raven broke the awkward silence.

"Yeah, so what would you like for your birthday Krishna?" Clarke asked.

Krish didn't miss a heartbeat and asked, "Will you and Bellamy make babies?" Bellamy and Clarke stared blankly as Raven, Octavia, and Lincoln chuckled.

"Maybe you should ask something PG," Ana suggested.

"You know I don't have a problem with - " Viz quickly shut up as she saw Ana's glare.

"Get married!" Krish mended her request.

"I can officiate it," Lincoln spoke up.

Bellamy and Clarke stared at each other before shrugging, "sure, why not?" Bellamy said.

"Let's get married!"

"I can die happy," Krish exclaimed.

"Hold on princess. You have a wedding to attend," Octavia winked.

Krish turned to her girls and initiated a group hug. "You guys are the best friends I could have ever asked for."

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