Bhabhiji- Phiniss!!! -slambook 9

Nickname:bhabhiji,phiniss🤣

Age:tum mujhse age pooch rahe ho?🤣bawali pooch🤣mere juniors call me mataji instead of bhabhiji😡i am not that old😡so u stop caring abt my age and think abt all ur age🤣kyunki if u play with bhabhiji,i will phiniss u all🤣kyunki mere custody se koi nahi bachti🤣koi bachega toh uska laash hi milega🤣🤣🤣

Hobbies:phiniss-ing everybody🤣(especially ramy🤣),giving lift to pregnant ladies who are not actually pregnant🤣,delivering the baby with the most advanced facilities(advanced facility matlab jeep,towel,aur my fellow gundas🤣) in case of emergency🤣,babysitting chandu🤣,scolding my juniors who call me mataji instead of bhabhiji🤣,visiting jail once in a while to see if everything is alright there🤣

Job:gundagiri🤣this is my office ka address:

Shanti Devi and co gundagiri works🤣

service available 24x7🤣

rate according to the job🤣

(the highest rate is for kidnapping coz we have to feed and look after the victim until we get money🤣)

Favourite sadasya:ramesh..🤣its just bcoz of him that i am in the jail 🤣i am thankful to him for sending me to jail 🤣its only bcoz of him that i can see my jail waala relatives🤣

Not-so favourite sadasya:Mr and Mrs kauwa🤣(kabir and nisha respectively)especially Mrs kauwa...woh ladki...baawali pooch🤣she is unfaithful🤣woh Nisha...24x7 phamily ke baare mein bolte hai🤣kaun phamily?🤣kaisa phamily?🤣where was this phamily when she married that Kauwa in Samuhic vivah?🤣no one was there na🤣i was the sole witness for that function🤣aur witness banne ke liye i got a gift from that Nisha-burn mark🤣

Favourite colour:red...blood red🤣khoon ka rang🤣

Favourite film:love story ...uske baad kidnap🤣uske baad hate story🤣uske baad murder 3🤣🤣🤣

kaam khatam🤣aadmi bhi khatam🤣

mere brother ki dulhan...🤣kyunki brother's dulhan is bhabhi🤣(credit-rema😆)

Favourite serial:bhabhiji jail par hai🤣

Favourite resting place:my jeep which is now in a rusted condition🤣and ofcourse...jail🤣which is like my second home🤣i visit there and see all y relatives(my fellow jailmates🤣)once in a while🤣that's where i got my juniors u knw...🤣they r my phans🤣actually they started an association🤣

ALL INDIA BHABHIJI PHANS(PANKHE) AND BHELFARE ASSOCIATION🤣🤣🤣

hubby:mein sabki brothers ki patni hoon🤣kyunki mein sabki bhabhiji hoon🤣🤣🤣ab toh i lost count ki how many hubbies i have🤣🤣🤣

Children:oye chup🤣mein ab iss halat mein hoon uss bachi ki wajah se🤣what's her name?chandu🤣isslye i hate children🤣children are my enemies🤣

Grandchildren:kya?🤣kya kya chahiye tumhe?🤣kabse hubby,beti,beti ki beti,beti ki beti ki beti🤣🤣🤣iss sab ke alava kuch questions nahi hai?yeh slambook hai?🤣mujhe toh ye gangwal khaandan ki diary lag rahe ho🤣so concerned abt betis and beti's beti🤣🤣🤣ab kuch naya pooch warna i will phiniss...🤣🤣🤣baawali pooch🤣

Favourite brand:AK47🤣🤣🤣with which i can kill Mr and mrs Kauwa🤣and my jeep-mahindra classic 4x4🤣that jeep is really special🤣no entry for outsiders🤣except pregnant ladies🤣or ladies who can act as if they are pregnant🤣🤣🤣

Favourite dialogue:baawali pooch🤣🤣🤣

Best dialogue:tu phiniss...🤣🤣🤣dekhlungi tumhe...tu phiniss🤣🤣🤣

mataji nahi...bhabhiji🤣

Best moments:nisha and kair in bhabhiji's jeep acting as villagers(nisha acting as a pregnant lady🤣),phiniss scene🤣

Worst Moments:whenever i come on screen🤣🤣🤣

Mission in life:i want to do something else other than kidnapping 2 yr olds🤣someday i will be like the rest of the gundas who torture ppl🤣someday i will kidnap ramesh 🤣and maybe dadaji also🤣no not dadaji...ramesh aur dadaji ko saath kidnap kiya toh no one will give money🤣everyone will tell ki u can keep them🤣issliye i will kidnap only ramesh🤣so kauwa ya dadaji will bring me money🤣

for more information pls look for a rusted old black mahindra classic 4x4 jeep near some deserted road🤣 i will be there inside the jeep ...or contact jail authorities😆...u can find me easily🤣

PS:thanks to all who hepled😆