Shalu's hilarious essay...read it..

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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆Shalu's hilarious essay...😆

Hello friends this is my first post in BMTD...This is an essay written by Shalu when she was in the school... I hope you will enjoy reading it..😊

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same likeGod,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species.Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals.It has hairs on the other end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed.At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

Hope you enjoyed reading it..thanks waiting for your comments...God Bless You all..

Set_raj....

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: set_raj

😆Shalu's hilarious essay...😆

Hello friends this is my first post in BMTD...This is an essay written by Shalu when she was in the school... I hope you will enjoy reading it..😊

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same likeGod,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species.Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals.It has hairs on the other end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed.At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

Hope you enjoyed reading it..thanks waiting for your comments...God Bless You all..

Set_raj....

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awsome essay😉.......🤣

...😆

Edited by anuradhasharma - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 Shalu's so cute!!! This is how she would write her essay in english!! Great job Raj!! 👏 👏
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Well that is a cow, LOL. This was hillarious Raj 🤣 👏 👏
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: anuradhasharma

🤣

awsome essay😉.......🤣

...😆

thanks a lot anuradha sharma...will be posting more soon..wait n watch..😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: *Reemz*

😆 😆 😆 Shalu's so cute!!! This is how she would write her essay in english!! Great job Raj!! 👏 👏

Thanks Reemz.. u hv seen her the way she talks in english...so i hv to post it...😆will be posting more soon..😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: Nancy_89

Well that is a cow, LOL. This was hillarious Raj 🤣 👏 👏

thanks a ton nancy_89..wait for some more..coming up soon..😃
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Thanks a ton zamina02..😊wait for some more..coming up..😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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raj u simply killed me with shalus essay ................
gaaye humari maata hai aage kuch nahi aata hai
shalu in da answer sheet

bail humara baap hai number dena paap hai
teacher in da marksheet 😆

raj u rocked with ur hilarious essay keep posting more n more.................
tumhara essay ek dum maska hai maska bole to ek dum jhakkas 👏
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: set_raj

😆Shalu's hilarious essay...😆

Hello friends this is my first post in BMTD...This is an essay written by Shalu when she was in the school... I hope you will enjoy reading it..😊

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is female, he give milk,but will do so when he is got child.He is same likeGod,sacred to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs together.Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter,cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species.Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating.Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth.He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals.It has hairs on the other end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grasses head is not crushed.At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

Hope you enjoyed reading it..thanks waiting for your comments...God Bless You all..

Set_raj....

Raj u r so cute..

Shalu's essay🤣

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