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i wana share another thing. My uncle was taking some interview from a girl and he sked her a question. She was like how can i answer this question,how can u do this to me sir, this is really unfair, i'll complain about u sir. my uncle got really scared he asked his employ that did i ask anything wrong, the employ said no then he asked the girl why? why can't u answer the question she was like cuz its from grade 12 and i m in grade 13 right now, "who remebers the last year course sir". 😆😆

A kid was playing near a river. His one shoe fell into the water, the kid say to his dad papa papa my shoe fell into the water dad says no worry beta we'll get another one. kid starts playing again and his other shoe falls in the water too. he calls his dad papa papa my other shoe also fell in the water Dad say no worry we'll get another one. After a while the kid start screaming dad dad dad, Mama fell into the water. dad says no worry beta we'll get another one 😆

3 friends Stupid,Shutup and Manners are roaming in a jungle,when Stupid is lost.Nearby Shutup and Manners find a police station.Shutup goes inside to address the report while Manners is waiting outside.The police man asks,'Who is lost?' 'Stupid!' says Shutup. The police man is angry and asks,'What is ur name?' Shutup!' says Shutup. The angry police asks,' Where r ur manners'?' 'Outside!' answers Shutup.

A father was in his front yard mowing his grass when his soncame out of
the house and rushed straight to the mailbox. Son opened it, looked in,
then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
As father was getting ready to edge the lawn, Son again came back out to the mailbox, opened it, felt all the way to the back, and
then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by his son actions father asked him, "Is something wrong
son?"
To which he replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps
saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL." 😆

A Cub Scout trop was half an hour late to its den meeting. The den mother
asked them severely, "Why are you so late?"
"Oh," said one boy, "we were helping an old man cross the street."
"That's a nice, but it shouldn't make you half an hour late."
"Well, you see," said another boy, "he didn't want to go."

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Hudson's
daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane
Hudson." The minister spoke to her in Sunday school and said, "Aren't you Mr.
Hudson's daughter?" She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm
not."

Originally posted by: cute Aleesha

i wana share another thing. My uncle was taking some interview from a girl and he sked her a question. She was like how can i answer this question, my ucle got really scared he asked his employ that did i ask anything wrong, the employ said no then he asked the girl why? why cna't u answer the question she was like cuz its from grade 12 and i m in grade 13 right now, "who remebers the last year course sir". 😆😆
She was trying to be funny with my uncle.

ok here is another one.
A kid was playing near a river. His one shoe fell into the water, the kid say to his dad papa papa my shoe fell into the water dad says no worry beta we'll get another one. kid starts playing again and his other shoe falls in the water too. he calls his dad papa papa my other shoe also fell in the water Dad say no worry we'll get another one. After a while the kid start screaming dad dad dad, Mama fell into the water. dad says no worry beta we'll get another one 😆

I've heard the second one alot...but da way i heard it wuz dat boy n his parents were on a motorcycle n da moms shoe purse dupata n etc fallllll

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I have determined that you qualify.

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be classified as a smart person. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

from where can i get giraffe and who will give me


The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
open the refrigerator get the girrafe out ,put in the elephant and close the door


Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

of course lion king


Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




by jumping over crocodile


Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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