Phir se Dubbish wale Kospints

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Posted: 11 years ago
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I know I never post this late but could watch the episode just now.

Firstly, am not sure about others but I felt like crying & laughing at the same time while watching this episode. Secondly, it was all Dubbish. Again. Sigh. Damn.


Dubbu's dubious pshychopan was fully established and we got a completely maniacal Dubbu. In other words, the expressions were worse than usual.

You Jump, I jump ...someone jump:

Dubbu: Jump Simmy jump.
Simmy: Damn, I really have a thing for bad boys.
Dubbu: Jump for Bhalla Family.
Simmy: Surname pe kyun jaa raha hai bey, just say "your family".
Dubbu: I would've just crowded you off the ledge but have this fear of heights you see. So jump.
Simmy: Look dude, 'least unravel the big secret. Did Lakshmi jump coz of that maniacal glint in your eye?
Dubbu: Its a "huge" mystery. Sherlock Holmes worthy. Now ... Jump bloody jump.
ME: Yes jump. For the love of God someone jump off that ledge & shut that idiot up. Else we might jump from the nearest highrise.
Simmy: Just spotted Bhai & Bhabhi to save the day. Dude, you are in for one round of lecture and "zinda gaad dunga tujhe" each.
Dubbu: What? Nooo? Wait I still have 0.0003242% of expressions to give.
Simmy: Don't bother anymore. The TRP's just jumped.


Its all in a Day's Game:


Boy what an exciting scene. Viewers are on the edge of their seats watching the exciting game on field. Here is how it played out:

A key player moved off the Goal line & was almost disqualified. Saved by a wrist. Literally.
The defending champion is here. He caught the pass just when it was almost out. Again by the wrist.
The Attacking player however was not ready to give up. He set off for the defending player. This time by the hair.
A second defending player joins the line and uses a "header" pass on the attacking player. Literally. He was whacked on the head.
Meanwhile the referee (Sujata ji -- Dubbu's sponsor) is still not sure which way to sway. She probably wasn't given the complete script for today's match.


Spoiler Time:

I have recently turned into a Spoilerette (yes that's a thing now) and have the latest khet ki mooli types taaza khabar for you all :

Adi & his new crush do it. We will soon see a teen pregnancy issue being highlighted on the show coz its all about nayi soch.

Meanwhile Shaggy returns as a reformed saatvik naari (with off shoulder blouses n all).
It would be revealed that ACP had a school time crush on Shaggy. But she ain't interested in ACP kyunki she's booked for Puttar & a messy track. There would now be another revenge track.

Also YHM will soon take a flying leap. Not off the terrace but definitely into the trash bin.
Leap will happen for 1/2/7/10 years.The number of years and the number of grey hair each character sprouts will be directly proportional.
Puttar & Biwi's clothing style would change but they will still be jawaan. Coz they still have to do it once and no one wants to watch senior citizens doing it.
That's it for now. Till I cook up something new ... err my source coughs something more.

Revelation of the Day:

Duubu is a firm believer in the power of blood line.
RKB's cousin probably stalked Dubbu (God Knows why one would do that but anywho) & Shaila bua turned bitchy & misinformed Lakshmi. Dubbu couldn't get back to London & decided to start his revenge plan in India itself. Ab Bhalla's toh Bhalla's hain, koi se bhi sahi 🤔

Pint of the Day:

Dubbu finally did something right yesterday. Something scores have viewers have been wanting to do for ages now. Pull at RKB's straightened hair & get rid of that ponytail 😆

Kostin of the Day:

Can CV's please pass on whatever they are smoking. We could then be on the same high & take this shit without batting an eyelid.


PS -- Like shit, what's going on with this show?
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hdivan thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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hahaaa TRP decreased BT rank is still sane @2.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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oh hooo...Acp & shagun... very nice...shagun k piche isilye shayad praa tha...all time shagun shagun...yep ho skta hai Acp Abhi & shagun... hmmm lol..
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Love your kostpints! SO APT!!!

I was trying to look for some logic while watching the episode 🤔 Failed miserably so I just decided to keep my brain aside.. 😳

But seriously how the eff do they even come up with such kind of shit?😲


Edited by -DeeNaa- - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: hdivan

hahaaa TRP decreased BT rank is still sane @2.



The logic TRP deffo took a dive. Bas.

😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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That was fabulous Paru... Yaar, why don't you make regular posts? Missing these posts
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Preetam345

oh hooo...Acp & shagun... very nice...shagun k piche isilye shayad praa tha...all time shagun shagun...yep ho skta hai Acp Abhi & shagun... hmmm lol..



He seemed to be too obsessed with her nahi 😆. Bas next revenge track ka time aa gaya hai. After all RKB snatched Shaggy from right under ACP's nose.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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TTThat was the best recap of the terrace scene ( esp the part about sujata jee .. I was wondering what was her reaction?😕 She was following the AD's directions forgetting that she's with team Dubbu momentarily.. Or she's as confused with the track as we viewers are) 😆😆
Talking about the hair pulling sequence.. I captured this but didn't know where to post.. So here



Good post Paru as usual .. The silver lining to Episodes like these .. They bring out the best snark from people like you, Doc. 😆

P.S
Your spoiler :P ... Omg et tu?! .. Connected to 'ph source' that is ;)
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: paru_rox



<font color="#003399">He seemed to be too obsessed with her nahi 😆. Bas next revenge track ka time aa gaya hai. After all RKB snatched Shaggy</font><font color="#003399"><font color="#003399"> from</font> right under ACP's nose. </font>

yeah Acp Abhi ne extra intrest liya tha shagun mein... hmesa sirf Shagun shagun mihika ko bhi shagun k bare mein pta krne ko kha etc aur shyd Raman ko revenge k liye hi jail me dale ab.. aur shagun ka ab koi role nhi bcha shyad yhi Abhi track k liye shagun wapas aa rhi hai...but i wish Cvs ye track acche se handle kre...bs.. ek Poll bnaoo ko kitne log intrested hai shagun & Abhishek k love track mein ??? ;))
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
awesome post paru...only one thing...neha was supposedly a vanraaj and not a bhalla...par dubbu ko kaun samjhaye...

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