Firstly, am not sure about others but I felt like crying & laughing at the same time while watching this episode. Secondly, it was all Dubbish. Again. Sigh. Damn.
Dubbu's dubious pshychopan was fully established and we got a completely maniacal Dubbu. In other words, the expressions were worse than usual.
You Jump, I jump ...someone jump:
Dubbu: Jump Simmy jump.
Simmy: Damn, I really have a thing for bad boys.
Dubbu: Jump for Bhalla Family.
Simmy: Surname pe kyun jaa raha hai bey, just say "your family".
Dubbu: I would've just crowded you off the ledge but have this fear of heights you see. So jump.
Simmy: Look dude, 'least unravel the big secret. Did Lakshmi jump coz of that maniacal glint in your eye?
Dubbu: Its a "huge" mystery. Sherlock Holmes worthy. Now ... Jump bloody jump.
ME: Yes jump. For the love of God someone jump off that ledge & shut that idiot up. Else we might jump from the nearest highrise.
Simmy: Just spotted Bhai & Bhabhi to save the day. Dude, you are in for one round of lecture and "zinda gaad dunga tujhe" each.
Dubbu: What? Nooo? Wait I still have 0.0003242% of expressions to give.
Simmy: Don't bother anymore. The TRP's just jumped.
Its all in a Day's Game:
Boy what an exciting scene. Viewers are on the edge of their seats watching the exciting game on field. Here is how it played out:
A key player moved off the Goal line & was almost disqualified. Saved by a wrist. Literally.
The defending champion is here. He caught the pass just when it was almost out. Again by the wrist.
The Attacking player however was not ready to give up. He set off for the defending player. This time by the hair.
A second defending player joins the line and uses a "header" pass on the attacking player. Literally. He was whacked on the head.
Meanwhile the referee (Sujata ji -- Dubbu's sponsor) is still not sure which way to sway. She probably wasn't given the complete script for today's match.
Spoiler Time:
I have recently turned into a Spoilerette (yes that's a thing now) and have the latest khet ki mooli types taaza khabar for you all :
Adi & his new crush do it. We will soon see a teen pregnancy issue being highlighted on the show coz its all about nayi soch.
Meanwhile Shaggy returns as a reformed saatvik naari (with off shoulder blouses n all).
It would be revealed that ACP had a school time crush on Shaggy. But she ain't interested in ACP kyunki she's booked for Puttar & a messy track. There would now be another revenge track.
Also YHM will soon take a flying leap. Not off the terrace but definitely into the trash bin.
Leap will happen for 1/2/7/10 years.The number of years and the number of grey hair each character sprouts will be directly proportional.
Puttar & Biwi's clothing style would change but they will still be jawaan. Coz they still have to do it once and no one wants to watch senior citizens doing it.
That's it for now. Till I cook up something new ... err my source coughs something more.
Revelation of the Day:
Duubu is a firm believer in the power of blood line.
RKB's cousin probably stalked Dubbu (God Knows why one would do that but anywho) & Shaila bua turned bitchy & misinformed Lakshmi. Dubbu couldn't get back to London & decided to start his revenge plan in India itself. Ab Bhalla's toh Bhalla's hain, koi se bhi sahi 🤔
Pint of the Day:
Dubbu finally did something right yesterday. Something scores have viewers have been wanting to do for ages now. Pull at RKB's straightened hair & get rid of that ponytail 😆
Kostin of the Day:
Can CV's please pass on whatever they are smoking. We could then be on the same high & take this shit without batting an eyelid.
PS -- Like shit, what's going on with this show?

