Disclaimer: This is purely for shits and giggles, no offense meant to any fans, actors, writers, director, producer, religion etc...basically chill the F*CK out and laugh a little.
Before I begin, I want it to be known that I haven't watched the show in 2 months so this may not make sense, here is the brief I was given to catch me up with the 2 month story line that I missed.
'Subbu comes back for Revenge because Bhallas enabled his wife and kid's suicide, so he wants to marry Simmi and ruin her life',
'So what did the Bhallas do?'
'Raman's cousin in London did something to piss Mrs. Subbu and kiddy Subbu, so Subbu is now mad as hell at the Bhallas'
KP and DT are freaking brilliant and I can't wait for the show to rise to their brilliance! I wanted to say this because if I do start watching again, it will only be for their performances and acting caliber.
ALSO CAN WE PLEASE BRING ROMI, MIHIR, ASHOK, SHAGUN AND BALA BACK IN THE SHOW! THEY ARE BRILLIANT AND THESE CHARACTERS HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL!
YHM Classroom 101: Revenge
Revenge we are told is best served cold, but nothing compares to Revenge YHM style!
So the story begins when Madrasi Virgin Mary's ex comes to town, acting all suave, remorseful and wanting forgiveness from Madrasi Virgin Mary for being a sexist, male chauvinist pig. But Madrasi Virgin Mary was in no mood to forgive or forget, after all she is still a Virgin because of him or thanks to him(only she can tell) 😆
#Damn you Subbu
#Dry spell continues
#Get the eff out, no forgiveness for you
#I love puttar now
#I don't swing the South Indian way
Obviously Subbu wanted forgiveness bad so he pretends to help Ishita get Ruhi back(don't question logic), so he can get in Bhallas good books(again don't question it), only for us to find out that his ulterior motive is to seek Revenge, and just beee teee dubs just a oh so small bee tee dubs, Mr. Subbu is also psychotic(more on this later)
#Don't question YHM "logic", your head will hurt
#Who gives a eff about storyline
#Revenge = TRP
#Logic be damned
Obviously, Toshiji lost her shit when she saw a single non-Bhalla male, so obviously her matrimonial brain went on over drive to get her daughter married off to her DIL's ex. An ex btw who left her DIL because she couldn't conceive but who gives a flying FU*K at this point, and also this is the same daughter who married a wrong man once, but still who wants to be careful, Single = get them hitched. I mean what are the chances that this moron of an Ex won't treat your daughter poorly like he did your DIL, but then again who gives an eff at this point!
#Marriage is the be all end all
#Single girl = Taboo...hai tauba
#Get rid of beti coz beti = bojh
#No background check for Dulha because...duh...no logic
#MARRAIGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE...did I say Marriage?
So it turns out that Mrs Subbu and Kiddy Subbu decide to commit suicide...why do you ask? 1) Don't ask logical questions 2) We don't know why 3) Apparently some Bhalla cousin whom we have never met did some shenanigans and now obviously Subbu must marry Simmi...I mean common how else is he supposed to take Revenge from the Bhallas.
#Marriage = Revenge...duh
#Have you not heard of a hit man
#Why not target cousin Bhalla who is responsible
#Why Simmi?
#Poor Ananya caught in this shit hole
#My head hurts
So of course having an ex who wants to marry the divorce daughter wasn't enough that they had to make Subbu suffer from some psychiatric illness which I haven't been able to diagnose yet. Is it Schizophrenia, delusional disorder, acute psychosis, Post traumatic stress disorder with brief psychosis...your guess is as good as mine so we will call it Subbuphrenia with acute YHMpsychosis.
Anywho it turns out that our homeboy Subbu is a litte cray or a LOT of cray and is a threat to the society.
#Subbuphrenia with acute YHMpsychosis
#We invent diseases because who wants to research and use the psychiatric conditions that actually exist.
#Mental illness be damned...we be cool like that
#Zero F*CKS given at this point
#Storyline...wteff is that?
So to summarize, Subbu comes to India for revenge
-He helps Ishita with Ruhi...don't ask questions #Brain shut off
-He pretends to be nice...again just go with it #Lower your IQ
-He wants to marry Simmi...Why? duh because of REVENGE! #Facepalm
-Where is the Revenge in all of this?...Stupid why are you finding logic in this? Just go with it! #Mehhh who gives a flying F*CK
-Who the eff is this cousin and what did Simmi do to deserve this?...I guess sucks to be born in the Bhalla house #Bhalla curse
-Why can't Subbu just target this mysterious Bhalla cousin?...You are so cute for thinking and trying to finding logic! #No thinking allowed in YHM world
-Just be quite and REVENGE!!! #REVENGE BITCHES!
PS: Please let's be civil and not lose our shit over a fictional show.
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