YHM Classroom 101: Revenge

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Disclaimer: This is purely for shits and giggles, no offense meant to any fans, actors, writers, director, producer, religion etc...basically chill the F*CK out and laugh a little.

Before I begin, I want it to be known that I haven't watched the show in 2 months so this may not make sense, here is the brief I was given to catch me up with the 2 month story line that I missed.

'Subbu comes back for Revenge because Bhallas enabled his wife and kid's suicide, so he wants to marry Simmi and ruin her life',

'So what did the Bhallas do?'

'Raman's cousin in London did something to piss Mrs. Subbu and kiddy Subbu, so Subbu is now mad as hell at the Bhallas'

KP and DT are freaking brilliant and I can't wait for the show to rise to their brilliance! I wanted to say this because if I do start watching again, it will only be for their performances and acting caliber.

ALSO CAN WE PLEASE BRING ROMI, MIHIR, ASHOK, SHAGUN AND BALA BACK IN THE SHOW! THEY ARE BRILLIANT AND THESE CHARACTERS HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL!

YHM Classroom 101: Revenge

Revenge we are told is best served cold, but nothing compares to Revenge YHM style!

So the story begins when Madrasi Virgin Mary's ex comes to town, acting all suave, remorseful and wanting forgiveness from Madrasi Virgin Mary for being a sexist, male chauvinist pig. But Madrasi Virgin Mary was in no mood to forgive or forget, after all she is still a Virgin because of him or thanks to him(only she can tell) 😆

#Damn you Subbu

#Dry spell continues

#Get the eff out, no forgiveness for you

#I love puttar now

#I don't swing the South Indian way

Obviously Subbu wanted forgiveness bad so he pretends to help Ishita get Ruhi back(don't question logic), so he can get in Bhallas good books(again don't question it), only for us to find out that his ulterior motive is to seek Revenge, and just beee teee dubs just a oh so small bee tee dubs, Mr. Subbu is also psychotic(more on this later)

#Don't question YHM "logic", your head will hurt

#Who gives a eff about storyline

#Revenge = TRP

#Logic be damned

Obviously, Toshiji lost her shit when she saw a single non-Bhalla male, so obviously her matrimonial brain went on over drive to get her daughter married off to her DIL's ex. An ex btw who left her DIL because she couldn't conceive but who gives a flying FU*K at this point, and also this is the same daughter who married a wrong man once, but still who wants to be careful, Single = get them hitched. I mean what are the chances that this moron of an Ex won't treat your daughter poorly like he did your DIL, but then again who gives an eff at this point!

#Marriage is the be all end all

#Single girl = Taboo...hai tauba

#Get rid of beti coz beti = bojh

#No background check for Dulha because...duh...no logic

#MARRAIGE MARRIAGE MARRIAGE...did I say Marriage?

So it turns out that Mrs Subbu and Kiddy Subbu decide to commit suicide...why do you ask? 1) Don't ask logical questions 2) We don't know why 3) Apparently some Bhalla cousin whom we have never met did some shenanigans and now obviously Subbu must marry Simmi...I mean common how else is he supposed to take Revenge from the Bhallas.

#Marriage = Revenge...duh

#Have you not heard of a hit man

#Why not target cousin Bhalla who is responsible

#Why Simmi?

#Poor Ananya caught in this shit hole

#My head hurts

So of course having an ex who wants to marry the divorce daughter wasn't enough that they had to make Subbu suffer from some psychiatric illness which I haven't been able to diagnose yet. Is it Schizophrenia, delusional disorder, acute psychosis, Post traumatic stress disorder with brief psychosis...your guess is as good as mine so we will call it Subbuphrenia with acute YHMpsychosis.

Anywho it turns out that our homeboy Subbu is a litte cray or a LOT of cray and is a threat to the society.

#Subbuphrenia with acute YHMpsychosis

#We invent diseases because who wants to research and use the psychiatric conditions that actually exist.

#Mental illness be damned...we be cool like that

#Zero F*CKS given at this point

#Storyline...wteff is that?

So to summarize, Subbu comes to India for revenge

-He helps Ishita with Ruhi...don't ask questions #Brain shut off

-He pretends to be nice...again just go with it #Lower your IQ

-He wants to marry Simmi...Why? duh because of REVENGE! #Facepalm

-Where is the Revenge in all of this?...Stupid why are you finding logic in this? Just go with it! #Mehhh who gives a flying F*CK

-Who the eff is this cousin and what did Simmi do to deserve this?...I guess sucks to be born in the Bhalla house #Bhalla curse

-Why can't Subbu just target this mysterious Bhalla cousin?...You are so cute for thinking and trying to finding logic! #No thinking allowed in YHM world

-Just be quite and REVENGE!!! #REVENGE BITCHES!

PS: Please let's be civil and not lose our shit over a fictional show.

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Aru.Divan thumbnail
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Doc.. !!!!! khala teekah for you with our very favorite one 😃. Thanks for this classroom and I am so happy to be right in the front. Loved it to bits. You rock lady ... !!!! Please teach more 😳


YHM has lost the plot long back and as you said it is Puttar and Biwi who are having me hooked. YHM's strict motto has always been Ex seeking revenge from one another . We had Shaggy plotting over Ishitha and now Dubbu from Puttar. Baseline: RevengeDa



You ask me , Toshiji and Amma are the real villains. Former goes around match making and the latter predicts. Both are signs of serious torture. You're GIF explains that pretty much

Toshi:





Amma:



For Dubbu and all his acts.. This sums it up for me



After watching yesterday's episode, Puttar's thoughts:



These days YHM is this to me and I really want want some Puttar Biwi cuteness



#Iloveputtarmore
#Paraminromancein
#nologicisyhm
Edited by Aru.Divan - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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The Star, super start, bumper star of the show *drum rolls* - None other than Subbu aka Dr. Subramanyam. I don't have enough words to describe my emotions after seeing his mind blowing performance today.




Audience:



Toshiji: Responsible for most of the kaands happening in YHM world.

Some of her favourite lines --



Toshi ji was being felicitated and was being honoured with a lifetime membership at Shaadi.com due to her invaluable contribution to them and to the institution of marriage as a whole. She was upset as this was at stake because Simmi's marriage was stalled due to Subbu and his antics. How dare he? If they take back their membership, how will she be able to marry off their daughters and grand daughters and great grand daughters? Tauba!!!

Now Toshi Bhalla will plan a revenge against Subbu and his family for ruining her moment of fame by making them pay for all the upcoming shaadis in the Bhalla parivaar!! The next track will be the revenge of the fallen(Toshi Bhalla).


Rest of the cast in YHM:

Vandu: Mera number oops, mera baby kab aayega? 😒
Bala: Mein yaha 1.6 years se ghade ki tarah wait kar raha hoon, aur saala mera bhai 2 episodes and 2 weeks mein saara footage kha liya😡😡😡

Mihika: Man, these people won't allow me to romance in peace. First I lost cute Mihir, next hot Ashok and now I'm about to lose ACP as I'm unable to give enough time to him.

Romi: Jab se mera medical report aaya, tab se mujhe koi bhaav nahi de raha hai. Side ka side character ban gaya main...

Mr. Iyer & Mr. Bhalla: We don't have anything to do.. let's at least get talli and watch the drama.

Adi: I wasn't there yesterday as I was busy talking to my honewali girlfriend in the service apartment and was locked inside. The Bhallas were thrown out without their GKC!!😲😲

Amma: I told you something bad is going to happen, never suspect me. Now suffer!!

Simmi:

Meanwhile our 'so-called' leads of the show --


Raman: What the hell is happening here? I thought we were the leads of the show. The story was supposed to be about Raman and Ishita. Where are we? Why aren't we visible to anyone?

Ishita: Raman, this story was, is and will be about us always.

Raman: woh kaise?

Ishita: Simple. Let me explain. Initially, we were fighting your ex, now we are fighting my ex. Before it was my ex MIL, your mother and my mother. Now, my ex MIL, your mother. Once we were dealing with your BIL and later my BIL. Your younger sister, my elder sister. My younger sister, your first sister. Your brother and my ex receptionist. Your ex wife's ex boyfriend who was your ex boss and then boss and then again became your ex boss and his brother who was my patient. Now in future we will also be handling our kid's very own love story. So you see, it was always about YOU, ME AUR HUM. Samjhe?

Raman: Facepalm x infinity

Audience:
🤬🤬🤬 🤬🤬🤬 🤬🤬🤬





Edited by OnePiece - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Omg !
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Lol that was hilarious buddy
freaking awesome
just can't stop laughing
all the points are perfect
and the most important one
don't use brain it will hurt
damn it really hurts seeing such pathetic drama
what have the done with such lovely show
so called revenge drama is getting on my nerves now😡
shagun drama was quite better I would say now
by each passing day the are bringing brilliantly pathetic sequences with illogical drama so that we can say the last one was quite better
after seeing yesterday's episode I am sure no one would say that this is the same yhm which we have loved like none other 😕
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Awesome..hilarious and did I ever say how much I love you...nahi na...toh aaj main kehti hooom I love you...I love you...I love you...👏🤗

****warning...no logic post ahead...YHM and 50 shades of S stole away my thinking ability***********

Missed your classroom sessions...aakir u and Paru offer the best ways to get over a boring, illogical episode.
You do it every time and u are the best teacher doc...a teacher who makes you smile and laugh out loud. Your session gives us the motivation and encouragement to see episodes in a fresh light. warna 50 shades of S put together gives us just one perspective and reaction to the entire episode. *YAWN...wake me up when this is over*

I wake up expecting a cute Ishra scene and what do I see...Subbu's face which is ready to burst mustard...no no woh waala hot tadka nahi...chalo koyi nahi...I cant even explain what sort of expression is that.

But doc, you should agree to one point. Psychiatry is an art...and Subbu's case is a modern art which can be interpreted as you wish [But I dare you dont try doing that...else guaranteed you land in a mental clinic] ...psychosis, multiple personality disorder, amnesia, literally an empty feeling inside the head...sab milaake a combination hai jo rare and unusual toh hai but in YHM land unusual is usual na?

Revenge has a new definition. If someone harms you, then go find his most distant relative and torture him to death. then the initial someone doesnt even get affected..how cool is that? And the victim who gets killed sits in heaven and keeps wondering why he or she was killed. thats the best top class punishment you can give na?

So YHM preaches that you shouldnt be innocent and good...keep doing crimes. anyways you arent going to get punished...but make sure you have some distant clueless relatives sitting in some remote part of the world who will bear the brunt.

YHM also tells you how small world is. jo bhi lafda hota hai woh sab dho teen families ke beech hi hota hai...and London, Paris, America, Singapore, jahaan bhi jao bas Bhallas ko hi pao!

Oh yeah I forgot...marriage is the best revenge...thats why Subbu and Sujatha ji closed all their shops in London and came to India, settled there, took all efforts, made ends meet, got into the good books of Bhallas...why? to get married to a divorced daughter who has a kid because her mother thinks marriage is cool and ultimate way to happiness even after marriage fail one after the other in her own family.


Subbu ka plan A flop hua toh plan B hai hi...and whats that? get a sharp knife, trap the mother and child, threaten them to jump off the terrace...

Subbu ka mantra..."Mujhe Bhalla se bathla lena hai...Bhallas ko tadpaana hai"

"Biwi mera, beta mera ... badla bhi mera hoga...aur usskeliye bali ka bakra hogi tu Simmi aur Ananya...chalo khoodo...khoodo...khooodo...warna main khood jaavunga"

I really wish he told this and jumped off when plan B failed 😆
Edited by vidya.anand - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: Aru.Divan

Doc.. !!!!! khala teekah for you with our very favorite one 😃. Thanks for this classroom and I am so happy to be right in the front. Loved it to bits. You rock lady ... !!!! Please teach more 😳 Kala teeka back to you! You izz the best..bas!😃



YHM has lost the plot long back and as you said it is Puttar and Biwi who are having me hooked. YHM's strict motto has always been Ex seeking revenge from one another . We had Shaggy plotting over Ishitha and now Dubbu from Puttar. Baseline: RevengeDa Do not get me started on this shit Aru, I gave up on this show a long time ago, I don't care anymore I just like to laugh so I do this and then have fun spamming with all of you. 😆



You ask me , Toshiji and Amma are the real villains. Former goes around match making and the latter predicts. Both are signs of serious torture. You're GIF explains that pretty much Aru the gifs are on point! I literally am laughing looking at them especially Kirron Kher one...phulo phalo...khair chodo 🤣

Toshi:





Amma:



For Dubbu and all his acts.. This sums it up for me What is the psych condition?? Before you burn everything down I really want to know..what the hell is he suffering from? 😕



After watching yesterday's episode, Puttar's thoughts: Why so many cousins???? Extended family is the worst, bechare acche khase jee rahe the...all of a sudden some stupid cousin in london does something and shit hits the fan for puttar and missus. #Facepalm



These days YHM is this to me and I really want want some Puttar Biwi cuteness



#Iloveputtarmore
#Paraminromancein
#nologicisyhm

I agree Aru what is the freaking point? But then again like I said...we are stupid for trying to find logic. 😆

Edited by Eyes-Wide-Shut - 10 years ago
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I just read the disclaimer and have the giggles 🤣

Subbuphrenia 🤣 🤣 Doc that's f**king awesome. I needed this, after the Great Oscar Contender called me sweety on his Insta today ( after I had so politely pointed out to him that he had mangled the English language while condescendingly commenting on someone else's English). Unfortunately, he deleted both my post and his own.

I want cool gifs too, to pay homage to the awesomeness of your post. Ann, Aru, Shalz, give me gifs !!!!!

These are the only gifs I found. Hopefully they express how I feel:

Audience ( especially me) when Dubbu comes on screen and social media and gives lectures on why his attempted murder of a one year old BABY is justified


#TheOnlyJustifiable HomicideIs YoursDubbu

How Dubbu imagines the audience reacts to his tragic story and amazingly heart rending acting


How we actually react


CVs, a few more weeks of Dubbu and your TRPs will be down so low, this is what you will be doing:


So Dubbu, please:

#GoBackTo AmericaOrLondon OrWhereThe f**kYouCame From
#ListenToDoc
#DocGivesGood Advice
#YouAreYHMs MostIneffectual VillianEver
#WeAreSick OfYourCrap Expressions

And finally to Doc, Aru, Ann and everyone else for your awesome posts and to all of us for our infinite patience in watching the crapfest YHM has been turned into:



Edited by Veeann - 10 years ago
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Becks look like the lady fell out of shock 😆
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Originally posted by: Isha_Pathare

Lol that was hilarious buddy

freaking awesome
just can't stop laughing
all the points are perfect
and the most important one
don't use brain it will hurt
damn it really hurts seeing such pathetic drama
what have the done with such lovely show
so called revenge drama is getting on my nerves now😡
shagun drama was quite better I would say now
by each passing day the are bringing brilliantly pathetic sequences with illogical drama so that we can say the last one was quite better
after seeing yesterday's episode I am sure no one would say that this is the same yhm which we have loved like none other 😕


Thank you! 😃 Like i said no point finding logic and when the head hurts too much just give up on the show. 😆 The old YHM has been a thing of the past, I don't expect the subtlety and the maturity to return, unfortunately we will have to live with shitty storyline and even shittier characterization. 😕

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