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modishh

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Posted: 17 years ago

Jokes of the Week

Question: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window
Answer:He wanted to see time fly

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Question: What did one math book say to another?
Answer: I have a lot of problems

Annu, hetal and Uzma

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Shaitaan Anu

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Posted: 17 years ago

hahah...uzma these are very common jokes..well riddles you see!!:p
nice one's
Here is one more: Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"

"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied... "That's because he's inside your cat!"

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modishh

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Posted: 17 years ago

lolz...urs is good Annu... 😆 😆 ..poor goldfish... 😆 😆

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Bhavesh Chauhan

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A woman went to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother.

The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering and she begins moaning. Eventually, a voice comes, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"

The granddaughter, wide-eyed responds, "Grandma? Is that you?"

"Yes granddaughter, it's me."

"It's really you, Grandma?" the woman repeats.

"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."

The woman pauses a moment, "Grandma, I have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child."

"When did you learn to speak English?"

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