~|| Farzi Engineer of the Week #53 ||~ - Page 2

Originally posted by: .Sandhir

@Tanu

1.- Can you cry under water-We can but apne tears water ke saath mix ho jaate hai.. But abhi tak try nahi kiya hai, karne ke baad confirm ans batati hu🤣

2.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box-oregano, chilli flakes ke sanchet ke liye jaga honi chahiye na pizza box mai🤪

and upar se pizza square hoga to jyada bada milega na, to pizza companies badi kanjoos hai, isiliye wo round pizza dete hai🤣

3.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?-Iss sentence ka hidden meaning hai.. pata hai kya..???

Mai batati hu...

Babies wake up in every 2 hours right...

But jo log bolte hai ki they slept like a baby iska matlab

wo apne kharaato (snore) se sabko 2 hours mai uthate rehte hai🤣

Ya phir bicharo ko soone nahi dete..

and usually ye sentence log dusre ke liye bolte hai..

Like hum log bolte hai na Randhir ko🤣

Originally posted by: .Sandhir

@tanu

i m enjoying grill:):)

Originally posted by: thundercute

congo shongo lovenna darling🥳

Originally posted by: -Isabella-

Bwahahaha 😈 😈 Loveena moi here with my Super 7 😆 😆

What if your name wasn't Loveena??-Then i will keep a poll asking in SH And will ask for suggestions😆😆.. m sure i will get list of unique names

What if you wake up one day n find you've turned into a boy??I will try out all the clothes of boys like Leather jackets, funky glasses etc.

What if you find one day that you really have really turned into a MCP??-I will go to Randhir and will propose him..i will say "tu bhi MCP mai bhi MCP.. Same same, to chal gf bf ban jaate hai"🤣🤣Same trait hone ki wajah se i have more chances.😆😆

What if your weight is 100 kgs??I will surely try to get entry in guinness book of world record🤣

What if your height is 10 feet??Again will try to get entry in Guinness book of world record

And also my entry will be a unique entry, bcoz mere to 2 records rahenge..One with 100 kgs weight and also with 10 feet height.. cool na😎

What if you became bald??-I will try out some funky and scary accessories and will scare away everyone... But i will start from u😈

What if you get kidnapped by King Kong??-I will recommend you to him, and itni taariff karungi ki he will bcom desperate to catch u... bwahahaha😈😈😈

Originally posted by: anudoll

Congratulations di