An owner's guide to Randhir Singh Shekhawat

Name: Randhir Singh Shekhawat. He will also respond to Genius, Rank No 1 and Good Looking. Do not, at any cost call him MCP unless you have a Sanyukta Aggarwal Unit handy. Also Avoid making up cute fangirly names for him like Baby, Randhu, Dhiru or worse Shekhu . He will not like that. At all. Avoid calling him a bas***d or a son of a drunkard if you know what is good for you as well.

Place of Manufacture: Shekhawat and Sanyal co.

Date of Manufacture: Some 20 something years ago (Based on current age)

Adequate supply of boxers.

Shirts. (Classy ones.)

Jeans.

Laptop. (The lastest with lots of custom mods courtsey of Randhir's brain!)

Books and other material to feed his hungry brain.

Ego. (This accessory is a default. In order to remove it one may install Sandhir update. The cute couple phrase will ensure the ego is suppressed. But this is a limited solution that has side effects. Like *Spoilers* )

Angst.( This accessory is a result of his dysfunctional family and less then perfect childhood. We at Shekhawat and Sanyal co. do not reccommend removal of it as it gives the Randhir Singh Shekhawat unit character and a broody dark hero charm. You can install a Perfect Childhood mod that will ensure your unit behaves in a relatively stable manner or he could turn into a rich spoilt brat...this mod is still being tested and is not foolproof.)

Half finished bike (Requires assembly)

Punching bag (Do not lose this item at all. Is a highly important and necessary tool for the sanity of your Randhir unit)

Your Randhir Singh unit will come shipped in a large box.

1) Carefully open the box and step away. Let the Randhir unit come out on his own. He likes his personal space.

2) The unit may demand 'who the hell are you?'

3) Keep all the accessories in a proper, well organised place. Your unit does not appreciate sloppyness. He has high standards and the best way to keep him in a well functioning mode is to ensure his room has a handy place to hang his punching bag.

You can also make a Jignesh Kamdar unit and later a Parth Kashyup unit share his room. But ensure it has three beds. Randhir does not like being cuddled. Or sharing beds. (unless it is with a Sanyukta Agarwal unit and in the Sandhir mode.)

4) Ensure you keep the box safe. Just incase you need it.

Your unit is an expert at fixing any kind of machine. He will take to the task with zeal if he likes you enough. In case he refuses, simply challenge his ability with machines and then step back and watch the miracles!

While your Randhir unit will scoff at your inability to crack Math and other henious things, he will offer to do your homework for you once your sobbing and complaining irritates him. Don't think that he likes you and is helping you! He is simply doing it so that he will not have to suffer your god awful whining!

I'm not kidding.

Just a minute of interaction with the Randhir unit will make you feel intellectually inferior and you will be super charged to hit your books!

Girls don't have brains? Meh, show him that you can do it girl!

Be the envy of your neighborhood and the forum by having the arrogant and dashing Randhir as your boyfriend. Or if you are a die hard fan of Sandhir, you can install the Sandhir app on your Randhir unit. He will then, pine and have romantic feelings for the nearest Sanyukta Aggarwal unit. It is a tricky, tricky app to install, and a very likely one to malfunction. In the boyfriend mode your Randhir unit will be a little more possessive and insecure than normal.

There is nothing better the Randhir unit loves than sweet Revenge.

If you hate someone and wish to ruin his/her life, then the Randhir unit will be your go to unit. He will happily help you construct and execute a revenge plan of doom. And if you are a willing partner in his revenge scheme, he may ditch the Sanyukta unit in your favour as well!

Your Randhir unit is pre-programmed with the following modes.

Standard mode, the arrogance and confidence that the RSS unit is naturally blessed with.

Triggered by Sanyukta Agarwal and other dangers to his well being.

Triggered when anyone bitches or calls Daddy bad names.

d. I am better than anyone else, especially that Parth mode.

Triggered by The Sanyukta agarwal unit praising or getting too friendly with the Kashyup unit.

(unlocks anytime a guy unit is near the Sanyukta unit)

(locked till he is in a relationship with a Sanyukta unit)

(locked till his Parents divorce and his mother's remarriage is out in the open)

This fiery, "I'll do it my way and I will do it no matter what", assertive, kind, self sacrificing, determined unit intrigues your Randhir unit. He will antagonise her and feel irritated with her for a few months and get in her way. A lot. You will witness a lot of pushing, pulling, sneering and taunting between these units in their initial interactions. However, with time your Randhir unit will develop a begrudging respect for the Sanyukta unit and have romantic feelings for her. They will eventually be a power couple. However, their relationship will have a lot of ups and downs and will come to an end thanks to a snarky Ishika unit. Do not fear. Randhir unit is hardwired to be near the Sanyukta unit and make his presence felt.

You can install a Sandhir mod in both units and lock them in an infinity loop so that the breakup stage never approaches. (mod in progress. We are not responsible for side effects)

This unit is tolerated by your Randhir unit surprisingly well after the Vidushi unit stops chasing the Randhir unit. Your Randhir unit isn't especially fond of this unit but he does find the snarky comments and taunts that the Vidushi unit spouts amusing. Your Randhir unit will often taunt this unit and be the receiver of lots of tricks from this unit. Eventually your RSS unit will help the Vidushi unit and the Vidushi unit will join you as a Sandhir shipper, giving RSS much needed reality checks.

This unit is one of Randhir Singh Shekhawat unit's first friends. A loyal and somewhat timid unit, the Jiggy unit is a brain in his own right. A perfect roomate and friend for the Randhir unit. The expiry of this unit will hurt your Randhir unit and to help him cope ensure there is a Sanyukta unit around. She will taunt him and he will tell out his pain silently.

This sweet, simple unit is a loyal friend and extremly adorable. Your RSS unit will save this unit from commiting suicide. As a member of the dream team, the Sahil Kataria unit will always support your RSS unit and even crack some light hearted jokes. If your RSS unit needs dance lessons, the Sahil Kataria unit can be a perfect teacher.

This unit does not really like your RSS unit and though she is Sanyukta Agarwal unit's BFF she is a non Sandhir shipper eventually. The interaction between the RSS unit and the Kaustuki Sherpa unit are limited. This unit has been discontinued as of now.

The Yoyo Paaji unit is a hilariously adorable unit, calling your RSS unit with respect. This unit will provide beer should your RSS unit need any. A streetsmart unit, the Yoyo unit will help the dream team and thus RSS.

Chamchas expansion pack consist of 2 Yoyo worshippers. RSS unit has a neutral stance unless they get too close to the Sanyukta Aggarwal unit.

Your RSS unit worships this unit. The Vardhaan Suryavanshi unit is a mentor, teacher, guide and the expiry of this unit will be an irreplaceable loss for the RSS unit and other Dream team units.

It's complicated. In the beginning your RSSunit will be overcome by insane jealousy and rage for the Parth Kashyup unit thanks to the Kashyup unit's closeness to the Agarwal unit. But soon the Randhir Singh Shekhawat unit will be frienemies and with time, best friends. But he won't admit it and will go into denial mode, calling Parth Kashyup unit Babaji and such fitting nicknames.