YHM Classroom 101: Grooming.

YHM Classroom 101: Grooming

Since puttar won't trim his hair and keep his beard in check, all the fangirls are getting a little worked up so here is a small classroom post for YHM style grooming tips!

As always, no offense is meant to any individual, character, religion and political party, this is merely for fun and for me to take a 5-minute study break.

Thank you for indulging me! Hope you all have a fantastic Friday and a relaxing weekend ahead.

NOTE: This isn't about Karan Patel the actor, I am merely making a sarcastic and snarky post about Raman Kumar Bhalla, the character, and the consequences the character must face for his unkempt look.

Once upon a time, there was a powerful, charming, sexy and an enigmatic CEO who used to rule the hearts of all the fangirls, his charm worked on his biwi, he looked like a man on a mission.

His proper attire, well groomed look, and his go-getter attitude and had all the fangirls thinking that once he steps out, all the women will fall flat on their faces.

But then shit went down, puttar's life became a cluster F*CK, and puttar still wasn't getting any sexy time, so puttar let himself go.

#Fail number 1

#Need to look good to get some

#Puttar was angry

Puttar turned into a mess.

Having the fangirls and biwi thinking wtefff is up with that!

#Did you just escape from a jungle

#Are the barbers on strike?

#Can we not afford an electric trimmer/razor?

#What are you protesting?

Puttar's hair grew in all different directions, the beard had a mind of it's own. Missus was so turned off by this unwanted overgrowth that she broke her leg to avoid sexy time with the beast.

#Biwi not interested in beauty and the beast

#Puttar deserves celibacy

Puttar here is what you need to do, to get your life in order!

1)Get a freaking haircut, trim the beard and look like you mean business.

#Sexy time will follow haircut

#You are barred from the kissing corner

2) I know life has been a major cluster F*CK, kids are getting swapped, biwi is still Madrasi Virgin Mary, your ex still rules your life.

#Get it to together

#No sexy time for whiners

3) Once you get it together, go bitch slap your ex, bring Ruhi home, have the Madrasi Virgin Mary stop shedding tears, take her to the kissing corner and commence with the activities.

#Sad life of puttar

#2 wives yet a celibate

#Adi will get action sooner then puttar

In summary:

• Get it together
• Trim your beard and get a haircut
• Bring Ruhi back
• Utilize the kissing corner
• And mean some Goddamn business!

If you follow this, Victory will be yours!!!!

Much needed post doc! wonderful as always!

Res

His current looks have got nothing to do with YHM. Since he is hitched to AB, he stops shaving and having a haircut. He won't get trimming done until his marriage. He doesn't give a damn if he looks like a bhagoda or a roadside baba.

R

Login to IF in ages (work is super busy & YHM is super crappy) and I catch this post. What can I say ... it was meant to be !!!

Second pic of Puttar above took me aback. Since am relying on the WU's till the time Puttar gets his brains (& a spine against his ex) back, was saved of this atrocity till now. Thanks Doc for showing me what happens to a Sexy Hottwa once he truly let's go.

My Kostins to Once-upon-a-Time-Sexy Puttar:

1. Puttar ... what is with the Amazon rainforest? Is this about the environment? If yes, then ... Say No to Gel !

2. Is this a protest against the crappy drama you are made to enact. Our advice -- Don't protest with the fuzz, instead raise a fuss.

3. Are you mistaken that its Movember support time? Coz it ain't you know. Just toss out the 2014 calender, will ya?

4. Is this a protest against HAWTNESS? Making a point about how a pretty face ain't everything. If yes, then we get it. Can you please be pretty again now?

5. Did your barber cum hair stylist misunderstand & give you a Permanent Straightening instead of a shave. If yes, then Sue.

6. Is this a new trend? Lose all hawtness and go for fugly. Should all the females fanki's stop with the waxing & eyebrow plucking. On second thoughts ... Nahhh !!! Guess my fanki-ness just dropped several notches 😛

PS -- You ain't getting it, if you ain't doing it. And here the latter refers to a bit of grooming Puttar 😆

Originally posted by: --Meena--

His current looks have got nothing to do with YHM. Since he is hitched to AB, he stops shaving and having a haircut. He won't get trimming done until his marriage. He doesn't give a damn if he looks like a bhagoda or a roadside baba.

Originally posted by: Eyes-Wide-Shut

This post has nothing to do with Karan Patel, it is about the character of Raman Kumar Bhalla. Please do not mix personal and professional, I never have and I never will comment on an actor's personal life so I would appreciate if you don't comment on an actor's personal life in this topic.

Thank you for your co-operation.

I didn't mix reel with real, just stated the reason why he is not having a hair cut.
Raman Bhalla's haircut doesn't depend on Raman Bhalla, I guess you know that. When you tell him to have a hair cut, it means the actor.

Edit

And, if I must keep mum then I have to say that the actor is unprofessional who is rather mixing his real with reel while ignoring the job description. This is in no way a CEO looks like, if any other person were in place of Ashok, he would have kicked him out from his office until he trims his beard and gets a haircut.

But Doc, it's only Tuesday. Why are you wishing us a happy weekend already ? 🤣 🤣 😉