FUNNY STORIES - By CIDians - 2 - Page 50

Oh my God... GD it's too funny...🤣
Hilarious...🤣 🤣
Thank you so much...😃

Originally posted by: misha.as

Oh my God... GD it's too funny...🤣
Hilarious...🤣 🤣
Thank you so much...😃

😆 😆

Originally posted by: CIDlover-01

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Great attempt yar... Mujhy tou woh episode sb nazar k samny ghoom gae, Daya sir ny itny mazay sy punch kia tha bechari Shark ko aur woh kick, haha, bechari Shark bhi reverse gear mein chali gae thi, hahaha... Lovely scene you wrote to show poor Shark's POV, haha... 😆

Thank you dear, stay blessed... 👏

So we had a Bharti axa insurance ad in the middle of the episode.

To cash in on the high TRPs of Sony we'll have a few more in future. A cid episode will be like this.

Scene:Bureau

Phone rings.

ACP: Hello, cid bureau ACP Pradyuman speaking

Call disconnected.

ACP: Abhijeet, number trace karo

Abhijeet traces the number and calls back.

Voice: sir sorry network nahi tha.

Abhijeet: Kaunsa mobile company hai?

Caller: watertel company sir.

Abhijeet : isliye cut ho gaya. Vodafone connection lijiye. Wherever you go the network will follow.

Ab batayiie kya hua?

Caller: Sir humare ghar mein chori hua hai

Abhijeet: kaise hua?.seequre nahi lagaaya?

Caller:: lagaaya tha lekin uski battery weak ho gayi, isliye alarm nahi baja.

Abhijeet: Isliye hum kehte hain Duracell battery lagaao.

Caller: Theek hai sir

Abhijeet: acha apna address bolo.

Caller: xyzabc.

Abhijeet: theek hai hum pohonchte hain

Scene: Duo in Innova (at least in my funny story let me see them together)

Daya: kya hua boss, left loon ya right?

Abhijeet: kuch theek se pata nahi chal raha hai...Google maps thoda confusing hai

Daya: isliye main kehta hoon Microsoft lumia phone le lo. With Windows os. Isme 'Here' maps hai jo Google maps se behtar hai. Only 35678.50 rupees! 😉

Abhijeet: Theek hai. Holi ke liye tum hi mujhe gift karo. 😈

Scene: Crime spot

Duo examine the house.

Daya: Kumar sahab...aapka ghar bohot saaf lag raha hai...hume chor ke jooton ke nishaan ka finger prints nahi mil rahe hai.

Kumar: Meri bai har roz Domex se ghar ko mop karti hai. Aap bhi try kijiye

Daya: woh toh theek hai lekin hume koi saboot kaise milega!

Abhijeet: main Salunkhe sir ko phone karta hoon.

Salunkhe: Hi Abhijeet, main chutti mana raha hoon! Thru Thomas Cook holidays! 😃

Abhijeet: Lekin sir hum abhi abhi aapke ghar ke saamne se guzre the. Aapke balcony ka light on tha!

Salunkhe: kuch nahi hoga. Main Syska LED bulb istemaal karta hoon. Woh bijli bohot kum leti hai. 😉

Abhijeet: Sir yahan chori hui hai. Hum aapko saboot bhejnee wale the. Lekin aap toh..

Salunkhe: no problem! Mere paas Samsung Galaxy note hai. I am 'Ready to note'

Abhijeet: Main aapko saboot bech raha hoon.

Salunkhe works for half an hour on his phone demonstrates the features of the Note 4.

Daya: Boss, mujhe whatsapp mein message aaya hai. Kumar saab ne khud apne ghar mein chori karvaya hai.

Kumar starts running. Duo chase him and finally catch up.

Daya: Tum hume race mein hara nahi sakte. Kyonki hum peete hain Bournvita. Aur karte hain Tayyari - jeet ki. 😉

lots of mistakes. typed on phone. plz excuse

🤣 🤣 🤣 .. Superb Vis di .. Bournvita one is the punch line 🤣 .. Main isi liye IF ke Funny Stories by CIDians parti hun..iss thread ke stories stress buster ka kam karti hai 😉 ...

Hey Bhagwaan!! I just imagined Trio with those dialogues!! Rolfing now 🤣