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hope this hasn't already bin posted.....it's well funny!!!....njoy
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> > >A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
> >a
> > >woman may go to choose a husband.
> > >
> > >Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
> > >store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
> > >
> > >There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> > >
> > >shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
> > >
> > >may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
> > >a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
> > >
> > >So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first
> > >
> > >floor the sign on the door reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> > >
> > >Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
> > >
> > >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are
> > >extremely good looking.
> > >
> > >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
> > >fourth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > >good looking and help with the housework.
> > >
> > >"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
> > >to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > >gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> > >
> > >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> > >reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 6 - You are visitor 44,363,012 to this floor.
> > >
> > >There are no men on this floor.
> > >
> > >This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
> > >
> > >Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
> > >
> > >Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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> >
> >
> > >A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where
> >a
> > >woman may go to choose a husband.
> > >
> > >Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
> > >store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
> > >
> > >There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
> > >
> > >shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
> > >
> > >may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
> > >a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
> > >
> > >So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first
> > >
> > >floor the sign on the door reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
> > >
> > >Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
> > >
> > >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are
> > >extremely good looking.
> > >
> > >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
> > >fourth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > >good looking and help with the housework.
> > >
> > >"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
> > >to the fifth floor and sign reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
> > >gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
> > >
> > >She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> > >reads:
> > >
> > >Floor 6 - You are visitor 44,363,012 to this floor.
> > >
> > >There are no men on this floor.
> > >
> > >This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
> > >
> > >Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
> > >
> > >Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
