Why i fired my secrty???

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY???


Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.



I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me.



Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".



I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember".



Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.



I started to the office I was feeling pretty low.



As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."



And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.



Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."



I said,! " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.



We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place.



We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.



On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.



We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"



I said, "No, I guess not."



She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment,

she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."



"Sure," I excitedly replied. I start getting excited & i thought today is my lucky day.



She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,

she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by..........




my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday".



And there I sat... on the couch... naked....!!!!!!

lol.....gr8..........i've read that before but I totally forgot the very last bit...but now I remember........

i realy laugh after read..hop u all too.. 😃

lol...poor guy... 😆 😆 😆

thanks vinu for sharing.. 😆 😆