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I have been reading the posts on the forum for a while and there is a minority who thinks that Upen Patel isn't a bad man, he is simply misunderstood but overall a genuine guy. I totally understand, you believe in goodness and most of you have a golden heart. That being said hypothetically speaking imagine you bump into Upen Patel in your real life. Here is how I believe it will go down.
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First thoughts: You will be dazzled by his good looks, part of you will find him friendly and approachable and your sixth sense will tell you he's harmless.
First few days: As you spend more and more time with him you will be falling head over heels for him. He will be the most perfect gentlemen that you've been waiting all along. He is caring, he is lovable, he is very tendering and he has a heart of an angel. He takes you for what you are, unconditionally and it suddenly feels like you can spend hours with him. He's the one who brings a smile on your face, gives you butterflies in your stomach. You realize HE IS THE ONE. š¤Ŗ
A week later: You find him down on luck. You feel for him and you want to help him out. You move him into your home. He protests but you feel its your duty because it could have been you. You buy him new clothes. You give him a warm shower. You talk to your friends, relatives, parents to help him get a job. šš¼
The next week:You find he has quit his job. Apparently the schedule was brutal, the people were mean and he just couldn't take it anymore so he quit. You are annoyed at this point but you feel for him that probably he must have been picked on and bullied. You take him to dinner to take his mood off and help pay with the bill. š³
Week 3: You are out there busting your ass at work, now suddenly pulling 2 peoples weight but you believe in him and you. You hope he will succeed. You return home after a hard days at work and find him playing on xbox. Your room is a mess with dirty plates on the bed and his socks on the floor. You break down and tell him to straighten out and get his act together. He promises to be a better person and pull his part. š
Week 4: Things haven't improved. All the excitement is fading. Even Sex itself seems to be boring. You begin to wonder what this guy is doing in your home, in your life. Suddenly a friend invites you for a party at her house but he is acting all bitchy with his mood off. He doesn't want to go and neither he likes you going there. He plays the sorry kid and tell you to go alone. You feel bad for him, give him another chance and cancel the party. You are then left home feeling miserable and loathing yourself. š
Final week: Things have become an all time low. He has turned extremely moody. He wants to know every whereabouts of yours. He wants you to disassociate yourself from your friends and only be around him at home. You try to reason. You try to plead but he doesn't get it. He starts to act like he owns you.
Then suddenly the realization hits. Enough is enough. You decide to cut your losses and break free. He has turned you into a emotional wreck but its a huge weight off your mind knowing that he is no longer there to burden you or pull you down. Then you suddenly realize what a fool you have been, and how you got played around. You sway on your mothers life that you will never date another guy like Upen Patel. You realize how you got taken for granted and how he played you for a fool. All that pent up frustration finally gives way and you go and break his face. š¤¬
That my friend is your Upen Patel, and at this point you can thank your stars that this is just a fiction and not a reality.
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The above is my hardest work till date. It took me a good 20 minutes to type that all. Hope it was a worthy read.
