Thanda thanda ice cool beverage peete jaao
auur mazedaar jjkn awards lete jaao...
baarish ke mausam mein aayi hai bahaar
chaaro aur hai
JJKN Ice Cool Awards ka khumaar
Ladies and gentleman
The night has finally come to reward some of our dearest members.
Yes! Yes it's the night for you all to ROCK n ROLL coz we have lots of surprises, fun and mirch masala stored for you all.
So a warm welcome to you all at
The JJKN ICE COOL MEMBERS AWARDS, 2007
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We have some lovely audience present here to celebrate this night.
Let's introduce you to the hosts of tonight.
Please welcome on stage the debonair, the Chairperson of Gulmohur fashion House Mr. Armaan Suri & not to forget the very hot and happening Vice President of Gulmohur Mr. Raj Malhotra.
A huge round of applause for our dashing hosts ladies and gentle men.
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Armaan: This is the night of the night where the sparkling, gorgeous awards will be given to some very deserved people, JJKN Forum's celebrities.
Through these Awards we would honor the members who contributed a lot for JJKN Forum and continues to do so HATS OFF TO YOU.👏👏
Raj: Thanks to each of the members who voted and also a warm welcome to all the guests starting from the very humorous Sharmi to hot and happening Hansa😉. I am free tonight, so when do you want me to pick you up ladies? 😎
Armaan: Ok Ok enough of jokes Raj😆. If we don't start up with the awards then the very witty Sharmi and hansa will run after us with chappals and brooms.😭
Raj: Our first category for tonight is the
CHOTE USTAD AWARD
Armaan: A member who is very playful because of her naughty as well as cheerful nature,she won the hearts of JJKNians.👏
She is none other than
Mystic_T
(Ex ID: laddoo598) aka Tanny
Congratulations!!
👏
Here is your award
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Or
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Our next category is JJKN's Aakhon Ka tara
Raj: hmm well inse to aap sab bohot pyaar karte hai...aur hum bhi☺️
Armaan: **ahem ahem** 😵
Raj: Mera matlab tha ke she is the sweetheart of JJKN forum, and she is none other than😍😍😍
Hansa
Congratulations!!
Raj: Hansa ji yeh raha aapka award, meri taraf se sirf aap ke lie☺️☺️☺️
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Armaan(twisting his sponge ball): Raj tu kab sudhrega😡
Raj: Jab aju baju main beautiful ladies kare chaiya chaiya...to kyu na dewaana bane Kishan Kanhaiya😉
Armaan:damn it
Our Next category is JJKN's Miss Bholi Bhali Award
Aab inke bare main hum kya bataein.She is a teacher's favourite student..
Raj: Inke bare main kisiko koi complains nehi..koso dur hai yeh maar pieet se, she believes in gandhigiri😉
Well she is none other than
Dimdim
Raj: You are really sizzling tonight madhu ji☺️❤️..mere bare main aapka kiya khayal hai😎
Armaan(interrupting): She is not single..DONT YOU DARE think to mingle😃
Here is your award
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Raj: ok ok..dil ke Armaan asuon main behgaye😭😭..jane mujhe aapna humraaz kab milega😭😭
Armaan: Very soon Raj...kyuki our next category is JJKN's Jassi Award..lets see if this Jassi accepts your proposal😉
Yeh madam khudko pyaarisi sexy si machli bulati hai...she loves to stay in water..
Raj: ek aur jaga hai..jaha pe yeh rehti hai..aur woh hai mera dd
Armaan: The Winner is none other than
mermaid_QT
Congratulations!!
Here is your award:
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Raj: Armaaaaaann😡
Armaan: JASSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII😵
Raj: Jee nahi call for Nandu...kyuki hamare next category hai JJKN Forum's Nandu
Raj: waise she is not a road side romeo like our Nandu bandhu..thankfully..do sher ek chadke niche nehi rehsakta
Armaan: Damn Raj..hum awards ki baat kare🤓
Raj: oh haan haan..The Nandu award goes toooooo
🤓
veekay
Congratulations!!
Here is your award
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Armaan: Aur hamara agla..
Raj: Waito...yeh category mere biradri ka hi hai...so please let me do the honors ARMAAN SIIIRR😉
Armaan: L....e..e.k.i
Raj: Well Our next category is JJKN's Flirt...
Chahe ho Dev ya Armaan
Aur SRK ya Salmaan
Inke vaar se koi na bachpaye..
Chahe ho sardi ya garmii
Flirt karne main Ustaad hai hamari
SHARMIIII
Congratulations!!
Armaan: Wow!! good one Partner...I am sure Sharmi will be impressed..
Raj: Nehi yaar woh to bass tujhse hi impress ho ti hai..unfortunately😭😭
Jokes Apart😆
yeh raha aapka award Sharmi..aap to sharmili dikhti nehi☺️
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Raj: Ei Bhai HUA KYA?
Armaan: Boleto
Raj: aree BOLNA hua kiya?
Armaan : samjho ho hi gaya😉
Raj: haan bhai hum sabko pyaar ho hi gaya Munna-Circuit ki mast jodi se..woh gandhigiri main sabka baap nikla mamu..
Boleto JJKN Forum ki WATT laga di dono ne
JJKN"s Munna Circuit Award winner hai
Hansa & Chatterbox
CONGRATULATIONS!!
Raj: mast dosti hai dono main🤗 yeh raha aap dono ka award
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Or
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Armaan: Raj tujhe kya lagta hai..tere best bhabi aka meri patni kaun ho sakhta hai ..JASSI YA MALLIKA
Raj: Armaan😲...MALLIKA SHERAWAT😉..
Armaan: Bolna
Raj: Mallika..kyuki woh tujhe ungli pe nachati thi..
Armaan: WRONG!! Its Jassi only..she is the perfect match for me..
raj: nah nah Mallika
Armaan : dekh Raj aab to debate shuru mat kar..varna mujhe Tina ko bulana parega..
Raj: Tina?😕😕
Armaan: aree She is WINNER OF JJKN's DEBATOR AWARD
Raj: Ooohh!! CONGRATULATONS!!!
Here is your award
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Our Next category is JJKN's Veteran member Award
Armaan: The winner of this award has been with JJKN forum since a long time. Though she is not regular here any more but the members can never forget her,she owns a special place in everyone's heart.
She is none other than
NKSUDHIR
Congratulations!!!
Doston we request you to honor her with a standing ovation
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Here is your award
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Moving on to the next category. It is the JJKN's Creative Head Award. Let me tell you friends we have a tie here.
Raj:Acha hai na..agar kuwari kanya hongi to hum donoke lie acha..50-50😉
Armaan:RAJJJ AAJ TU MARA
Raj: oooppssss The award goes to
Ananya_A & momogrl21
congratulations Ladies!!!
here is your award
Raj(whispers): Armaan they are actually single yaar...bol kya bolta hai..GOA Chale?😛
Armaan: 🤔
Raj: Jabtak Armaan aapna faisla sunaiye..lets take a break..lekin before that
Friends our faculty have added two special catagories. The voting has not been done by the members.. CURIOUS/CONFUSED??
To know more meet us on the other side of the BREAK
BREAK!!!!!
Scooty PEP Plus –Urado sab ke raang
Red yellow green...kuch bhi ho....agar dag lagne se kuch acha hota hai..to daag ache hai.. ARIEL
Swad sugandhka raja..badshah banaye..bariya khana..badshah masala
Part 3
Armaan:
kabhi khamosh baithogi, kabhi kuchh gungunaaogi
main utna yaad aaoonga, mujhe jitna bhulaaogi😳
koi jab poochh baithega, khamoshi kaa sabab tumse
bahot samajahna chaahogi, magar samjhaa na paogee😊
kabhi duniya mukkammal banake, aayengi nigaahon mein
kabhi meri kami duniya ki, har ek shey mein paaogi
kahin par bhee rahen hum tum mohabbat fir mohabbat hai
tumhe hum yaad aayenge, hamen tum yaad aaogee😳
Raj: Kya baat hai yaar👏👏... Yeh Jassi ke lie tha yah kisi Ena Meena Dika ke lie😉
Armaan: Raj hamare JJKN forum ke writers isse bhi jyada talented hai..yeh shero shaeri to kuch bhi nehi..
Raj: Really?😲
Armaan: Aur kiya...this is why we will not award only one member but 2 members who got equal votes in this category.
With a huge round of applause ladies and gentlemen please welcome
Blyton & hansa
Congratulations!!!
👏
Raj: I am sure the members had a real tough time voting. In main to talent koot koot ke bhara hai...good job ladies👏...
yeh raha aap dono ka award
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Armaan: Raj tujhe nehi lagta hum kuch bhul rahe hai?🤔
Raj: umm well haan..Tune meri lie ladki pasand nehi ki aab tak😭... sare beautiful ladies awards leke chale gaye..tu itna khadoos kyu hai yaar😒
Armaan: RAJJ!!! 😡Two special categories...our suspense for tonight...kuch yaad aya?😕
Raj: Yes Yes our faculty have added two new categories, because we have many new members joining in and have been really active...(sorry yaar itne sare hot ladies ko dekhke main zara...)😃
Armaan : By now the audience have known you well yaar😆...
Our first category (faculty's choice) is JJKN's Chef Award
Raj: yeh jo madam hai in ho ne to record hi tor diya... Armaan Sir ke lie Tajmahal nehi balki Dhaba kholdiya😲..jai ho Armaan Sir
Armaan: ☺️☺️☺️
Raj: Kabhi Caramel crunch to kabhi pink candy floss😛
Ek baar inke dhabe main ayoge to hoga nehi tumhe koi loss😎
Agar soch rahe hain kaun hai iss award ka winner🤔
I am sure woh banarahi hai aajka yummy Armaan dinner😆
Please put your hands together friends for THE ONE AND ONLY
autumnleaf
Congratulations!!!
Armaan: ☺️☺️☺️
Raj:aree yaar itna sharmata kyu hai😕..chal hand her the award..iss pehle ke woh teri chatni banale😆
oh I am sorry autumn ji..here goes your award.
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Armaan : Raj main blush is lie kar raha hoon kyuki my favorite category is here. And that is the JJKN's ADORABLE MEMBER AWARD😃
Raj: haii Armaan yaha bhi ek tie hai...aur iss bar ek chance to mar lene de😍..
Armaan: oh well raj..tu kabhi sudhrega nehi..koshish karke dekhle👍🏼
The award goes to
sharna2k6 & jyoti06
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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Raj: Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, nigah ko kisi surat ki pyaas rehti hai. Tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere bin tabiyat udhas rehti hai😭❤️😳.
Sharna & Jyoti(in chorus): Lovely poem👏👏............ RAJJ BHAIYAA😆😆
Raj:🥺
Armaan : 🤣yeh leh tissue...yeh do beautiful ladies to ghas nehi dalne wale👎🏼...
Doston we have finally reached to the last leg of our award ceremony😳. Now we will be honoring the Development Team members of JJKN forum. They are the people who look after the entire forum, keep it clean and member friendly😊. Thanks to hardworking members for whom we find the forum so homely.👏
Raj: Yes of course Armaan...and the category is
JJKN's Lovable Moderator
She has been with JJKN forum since a long time, her presence cannot be felt nowadays as she chose to remain a BHOOT 😔but that doesn't stop us from loving her🤗. The award goes to
sowmyaa
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
herez your award
Raj: Agla category hai JJKN's Lovable Viewbie...
The winner of this award rules the heart of the entire forum by her sweet and loving nature😳, her posts are always dipped in honey😛😛, and this is why she won the maximum votes for the Lovable Viebiew category. And she is none other than
momogrl21
CONGRATULATIONS!!
👏
Herez your award.
Raj: Armaan chalna thora shaitani karte hai😈...salo ho gaye humne koi masti nehi ki😭...yaad hai mallika ko kya ullu banate the😉..
Armaan: Raj hum TV pe hai😕...Aryan sun lega..aur kisi bhi waqt board meeting bula lega😡..
Raj: lekin JJKN Forum Ki yeh Viebiew kitni naughty hai yaar...She won the NAUGHTIEST VIEWBIE AWARD...shaitani karti hain forum main😲
Armaan: Oh is it? Umm phir to yeh kaneez sirf ek hi ho sakhti hai...my big fan
Ananya_A
Congratulations!!
👏
Herez your award
Raj: Ek minute...yeh shaitani bhi karti hain aur apne doston ki madat bhi karti hai.😳..islie she won the Most Helpful Dev. Team Member award as well...
Armaan: Oo Wow Congratulations👏👏
Herez your award
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Raj: Arz mere deewane ko koi patthar sa na maro😭
Mere deewane ko koi patthar se na maro😭...
BOMB ka zamana hai urado saleko
Armaan: 🤣...Raj that was Hilarious..tune likha?😆
Raj: 😔Nehi woh mere girl friend ne especially mere lie dedicate kiya
Armaan: 🤣🤣...I salute your sense of humor, lekin aaj ka Hilarious Dev Team member award koi aur leke jaega😊..
And it's none other than
buttercup
Congratulations!!!
👏
Raj: Miss makhano☺️☺️...yeh raha aapka award...
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lagta hai maine aapko kahin dekha hai..aap Pooja ke party main to nehi the na??🤔
Armaan: there we go again.. RAJJJJJJJJJ😆😆
Raj to hogaya lattu buttercup ke peeche😆..lekin how can we forget the last category of tonight...JJKN's Shy Dev Team member category...
With a huge round of applause ladies and gentlemen, please welcome on stage
Anastacia
(ex ID: Natasha_I)
Congratulations!!
👏
herez ur award
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Raj(huffing and puffing runs to Armaan): Dost lagta hai meri daal yaha nehi galne wali😭😭...babaji please mujhe ek ladki dedo..adhi bhi chalega😭..
Maddy: RAAAAJJ😛...tumne bulaya aur hum chale aye☺️... chalo Raj...is function ko shooo karo aur mere saath chalo...comon honey😛
Raj: MADDYYY?? 😲 YIKESSS😵..Armaaaaaann bachaaa yaar😭
Armaan: HAPPY HOLIDAYS RAAJ!! TATA😆
Congratulations to all the winners. You all deserved it.
👏
Thanks to our sponsors:
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And that was the end of our sparkling awards night. Thank you people for being such a lovely audience.👏
The dialogues were purely based on fiction, and I hope you all enjoyed as much as I did while writing them down😳.
Dialogues: Ananya_A
sig makers: Tam,Ambi bambi,ammu,Ananya,momo,Jenny,mallika
Shabba khair ladies and gentle and Do take good care of your health
Love,
JJKN Dev Team