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Don't Bash Dears Only A Fun Post
Shlok : Tiny Tiny?

Astha: Yes Shlok!

Shlok: Hiding coins?

Astha: No Shlok!

Shlok: Telling Lies?

Astha: No Shlok

Shlok: Open Your Hands!

Astha: HA HA HA!

Shlok: (mischevious grin ) You know the whole forum is on uproar what have you done now? My naughty you are red-handedly caughty!

Astha: ( Opens her eyes innocently ) I lied to you!

Shlok: (Mock anger 😉) What? Do you know that is such a heinous crime that you have committed! You will be surely punished!


Astha: (Asks innocently 😊) Why dear?

Shlok: Because according to indian article 356 B of the 5th part of the extreme criminal book on the page 1765 part 2, section 6th of the column that refers to the criminal act of rotten axe murderers...murderer...murder... ERRR (scratches his head) From where did i start! What was i telling?

Astha: Oh dear! 😕 (rolls her eye heavenwards) You again forgot! Your short-term memory loss is showing dear!

Shlok: Okay! Okay! (puts his hands up) I give up! (mischevious glint in eyes 😉) But you will be punished dear! That i will not forget!

Astha: (obediently bow down her head ) I am always ready dear for your special punishment course! Tell me what i have to do?

Shlok: Hmmm! (tapping his finger to the chin) Let me think about some options first! Let's see! Hmmm! How about i set fire to your undergarments dear!

(lecherous grin) Now i come to think about it i will certainly do that as i will be able to see you nak... Hmm! (gives a lecherous wink )

Astha: (blushes profusely ) O dear! You are such a pervert Shlokie boy! Give me another option dear!

Shlok: (nods his head with disappointment )

Okay dear! (widening grin ) How about i spank you real hard?

Astha: (nods her head in agreement ) That will be fine with me dear! We will both spank each other! How about that!

Shlok: (growls ) Why? What did i do! You lied i didn't!

Astha: (gives admonishing glance ) O dear! Again your memory loss!

Shlok: (scratches his head ) Forgot to eat ayruvedic dear!

Astha: (wags her finger sternly ) No problem dear! Will give you a double dosage so you could remember even your 6 past lifes and will never be able to forget your incoming 7 generations!

Shlok: (nods his head in agreement ) Okey Dokey! But why did you have to lie dear! I hate liers and i can't bear your food truck dear!

We would have been so good on the street! (gives a wink 😉) And i would have loved romancing you Street Side romeo way!

Astha: (slaps a palm on her head ) Oh God! Why didn't i think about it before! Forgive me dear i've got such a tiny weeny mind!

Shlok: (grins 😃) Don't worry dear i already know that! But you can always fill it with X-rated thoughts of ourselves!

Astha: (blushes ☺️) Yes dear! I will do that!

Shlok: (winks ) Why don't we try putting our X-rated thoughts into action!

Shlok pulls Astha towards him! And... Slam! (what are you watching now dear! They have closed the shutter in our faces!

(IF gals sigh)
Damn! ( we won't be able to see anything now! )

P.S: And here ends my perverted fun post! 😳

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Mahi-
Very Hillarious POST!!!

'Tiny Weeny Brain' & Short term memory loss - OMG! What A JODI!!! - I love the JODI - made fpr each other!!!!

ONLY Both need BRAIN - REPLACEMENT - URGENT DEMAND '' a special order''!!!!

INDIAN AYURVEDIC is not working or may take long time!!!!
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Originally posted by: Sathia007

Mahi-

Very Hillarious POST!!!

'Tiny Weeny Brain' & Short term memory loss - OMG! What A JODI!!! - I love the JODI - made fpr each other!!!!

ONLY Both need BRAIN - REPLACEMENT - URGENT DEMAND '' a special order''!!!!

INDIAN AYURVEDIC is not working or may take long time!!!!


No problem dear as you said we can always bring in the MORROCAN one! 😉
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Posted: 10 years ago
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mahir, super funny post.
great jodi...


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😲-> 🤣🤣🤣
You crazy 😆
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Hilarious post ...
Mahi...now we r going to study abt Indian law with sections and all too
i loved the last part...IF gals banging their head on the wall
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Originally posted by: Fimiramak

😲-> 🤣🤣🤣

You crazy 😆


No question mark on that dear! 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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*Shlok And Astha - Ahem Ahem Rhyme ...*

( Johnny Johnny Yes Papa Remix)


Astha Astha

Yes Shlok
Lets Do Ahem Ahem
No Shlok
Telling Lies
No Shlok
Shut The Door
No Shlok
Let Me Hug You
No Shlok
Let Me Kiss You
No Shlok
Let Me Cuddle You
No Shlok
Let Me Make Love To You
No Shlok
Ok.. For Everything No No No..


Then
Let Me Marry Another Gal...

No Ways Shlok..
Will You Come Now For Ahem Ahem
No Shlok..

Now What

Nothing Seetha, Kavya, Ayi, Baba , If Gals..

They Know What They Want From Us

They Wont Mind ..



*So.. Ahem Ahem...*
**
*Yes.. Yess.. Yess.. Shlok...*

This remix rhyme I wrote in sept I guess...

Edited by deepavasudev - 07 September 2014 at 4:28am

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Originally posted by: deepavasudev


*Shlok And Astha - Ahem Ahem Rhyme ...*

( Johnny Johnny Yes Papa Remix)


Astha Astha

Yes Shlok
Lets Do Ahem Ahem
No Shlok
Telling Lies
No Shlok
Shut The Door
No Shlok
Let Me Hug You
No Shlok
Let Me Kiss You
No Shlok
Let Me Cuddle You
No Shlok
Let Me Make Love To You
No Shlok
Ok.. For Everything No No No..


Then
Let Me Marry Another Gal...

No Ways Shlok..
Will You Come Now For Ahem Ahem
No Shlok..

Now What

Nothing Seetha, Kavya, Ayi, Baba , If Gals..

They Know What They Want From Us

They Wont Mind ..



*So.. Ahem Ahem...*
**
*Yes.. Yess.. Yess.. Shlok...*

This remix rhyme I wrote in sept I guess...

Edited by deepavasudev - 07 September 2014 at 4:28am

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So hilarious poem deeps! 😉

I am rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

We are doomed deeps we are such a pair of crazies! 😆😆😆
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THE BABY BEAR AND HONEY BEAR - AHEM RHYME

The bear went over the mountainTo see what he could see
The other side of the mountain
NAAA ...The Round ..Round ..Twin GlobesThe Round ..Round ..Twin Globes

Was all that he could see
NAAA...


The bear went over the bare waist and Midriff
To see what he could seeThe see the saree and blouse ...NAAA...
To taste her belly buttonTo taste her belly button


Was all that he could see
NAAA...
The bear went over the Valley
To see what he could see
The other side of valley..NAA...To give her pain and pleasureTo give her pain and pleasure


Ok.. now what he could see ...


He found She was on the way to heavens
He found She was on the way to heavens

What do I need to do now.. ??????
Just give her company and Join her in the heaven now
Just give her company and Join her in the heaven now


And off we went to play our Ahem Ahem..

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