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One day at the park, Kaki as usual is taking her daily walk along with her walking stick and she is purposely tripping people walking by with, since she isn't really blind.
Kaki: Oohh, I think thats Sridar, let me go annoy him!
Sridar is sitting on the bench, thinking, when Kaki sits right on him.
Kaki: Hmm, this chair sure is uncomfortable...
Sridar: Excuse me..??
Kaki: Who's that? Show urself!!
Sridar: Its me, Sridar.
Kaki: Wow, a bench named Sridar!
Sridar: No, ur sitting on...
Kaki: What does it matter to you? Benches don't have feelings, so be quiet!
Sridar: Kakisa!! Get off me, I'm Sridar, the person, and you are sitting on me, not the bench.
Kaki: Oh, am I? Where are you??
She flies her walking stick around searching for Sridar, and purposely pokes him in the eye with it.
Kaki: Ooops! Hehe...
She leaves an angry Sridar still on the bench, vowing for revenge. Later, she reaches home.
Saloni: Kakisa, would you like something to eat or drink?
Kaki: Hmm, yea, I would! Get me some french fries and a milkshake would ya? And don't forget the ice!!
Saloni: Uhh, ok.
Kaki: And make it quick, I ain't got all day...
Saloni looks in the fridge but sees no ingredients for anything Kaki wanted, so she drives over to burger king to get the food.
Employee: What would you like today?
Saloni: Where is your enthusiasm?? The pizazz, the excitement! Where is it?? (Then thinking to herself: Ohh, Saloni. Control yourself! I can't keep fixing everything I see, I have work to do!) Um, I mean I'd like french fries, 1 milkshake, and don't forget the ice!
Employee: Is that for here or to go?
Saloni: To go, and make it quick!
Employee: Here u are. Have a gud day.
Saloni takes the food and rushes to Kakisa.
Kakisa: Hmm, seems ok. Except...
Saloni: Except what??
Kakisa: NO ICE??!! Where is my ice?
Saloni: I'm sorry, I'll get some ice for you.
Kakisa: Its ok, you've ruined my day enuf. Now make urself useful and entertain me!
An irritated Saloni goes on entertaining Kaki with her not-so-funny jokes, while Saloni thinks to herself that she will get revenge for her humiliation. The next day, Kaki decides to visit Narpat's house.
Kaki: Anybody home? (banging her walking stick on the floor)
Kaveri: Come, sit down Kakisa.
Kaki: You have any soda? I'm thirsty...
Kaveri: Here, take it..
Kaki throws the soda on Kaveri.
Kaveri: What was that??
Kaki: Gimme soda with a better attitude next time!
Kaveri(annoyed but trying to be nice): Here is ur soda Kakisa.
Kaki throws it on Kaveri once again.
Kaveri: What was that for?
Kaki: You're still not happy enough.
Kaveri: Here Kakisa, a soda with lots and lots and LOTS of love.
Kaki: I'm not thirsty anymore. Have any pizza?
Kaveri grinds her teeth and gets the pizza while promising she wud take revenge soon!
Kaveri, Saloni, & Sridar all later go to the park to plan how to take their revenge.
Saloni: Hey Kaveri, Sridar.. what are you both doing here??
Sridar: To take revenge on Kaki!
Kaveri: Me too...
Saloni: Oh oh, can I help?
Kaveri: You? and revenge? Maybe you better go home and help someone.
Saloni: No, no, I can do it!
Sridar: Ok, you can help if you really want Saloni. We'll need all the help we can. Mwaahahahahahahaha.. cough, cough!
So all 3 of them join together to take revenge on Kaki, watch out for my next Silly Story to see what's in store for Kaki!
The End
Anupamaa
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