1] Jone's Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. (Dish especially should learn this)
[2] Terman's Law of Innovation:
If you want a team to win the high jump, you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot each.
[3] O'brien's Variation:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
[4] Conway's Law:
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
[5] The Peter Principle:
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of Incompetence. Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their level of incompetence.
[6] H.L.Mencken's Law:
Those who can, do. Those who cannot teach.
7] Martin's Extension:
Those who can't teach, administer
[8] Belani's Extrapolation:
Those who cannot even administer, become consultants.
[9] Lieberman's Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens. (I have a long list here…….gargi, ved, suki, etc)
[10] Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
[11] Van Herpen's Law:
The solving of the problem lies in finding the solvers. (In TD we only have problem makers no solvers)
[12] Murphy's Law of Government:
If anything can go wrong, it will do so in triplicate. (the way it does in the 2 D's lives)
[13] Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
[14] Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with Someone you don't want to be seen with. (Dish & ved at the restautant & gargi takes dk there)
[15] Young's Law:
Great discoveries are made by mistake. (Dish marrying dk)
16] Kin Hubbard:
A good listener is usually thinking about something else
[17] One Anonymous Great Seer's Law :
Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. (Gargi getting dk to sign everything over to her in return for helping sumi)
Mamta
Kumkum Bhagya
