Fun-opsis (Bhookha Bhikhaari & Ghode Ki Sawaari Episode) :)

Fun-opsis (Bhookha Bhikhaari & Ghode Ki Sawaari Episode) 😛

BIGG BOSS

SUBAH 8.00 BAJE

"Lakdi Ki Kaathi, Kaathi Pe Ghoda, Ghode ki Dum pe jo Maara Hathoda" is the morning wake up song!👏

As always, Uzda hua chaman like Soni Singh, Rainbow like Diandra, perky Sonali and psycho looks sporting Gautam, clad in his cheap flower print pyjama are overdoing it.🤢

Karishma opens her evil right eye & quickly figures out that she is missing the guaranteed coverage on her beloved NATIONAL TV. "Oh My God", is stamped all over her face just as she jerkily springs out of her bed and starts gyrating too.

Pritam is on floor on all fours, acting like a Horse, (Ghoda), & Sushant has parked himself on top of Ghoda Pritam & both are enacting the "Dauda-Dauda-Dauda Ghoda, Dum Utha ke Dauda..." act very enthusiastically indeed!👏👍🏼

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BIGG BOSS

SUBAH 10.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over):Subah Sushant aur Pritam ek-doosre ke saath, mauj -masti kar rahe thhe, aur ab,----- rasoi ghar ke paas, dono mein kuchh vaad-vivaad ho raha hai!

SUSHANT (Sprawled on the chair, rolling his eyes all over & in his distinct accent): Priyatam Ji, Priyatam Ji, Priyatam Ji----------I never expected this from you- 😡-----Subah mein main sirf masti kar raha thha aapke saath-------aap bhi masti kar rahe thhe mere saath---theek hai?---------(Pause & answers himself)----------Right! ---Phir aapne mujhe giraaya kyun neeche? ---Wo bhi itni zor se?--------Haan? 😲😡

PRITAM (Disgust on face & Puzzled looks): Abey O Nangoo!----Pehli baat, seethe baitho---wo bhi chaddi, kacchha, Pyjaama ya Pant pehan ke! 🤢----Badtameezi band karo hamaaye saath!--------------------------Doosri baat------------Arey giraate naheen toh aur kaa karte? 😲 ----Peeth pe chadhaye rakhte tum ko? -------Tumhaari badtameeziyaan bardaasht karte rehte?-----------------Tum toh carried away ho jaate ho Bhaai.😒

SUSHANT (Swats a non-existent mosquito with left palm & comes up with mock expression of horror): Carried away?---Carried away? ----Hawww! ----Mein kab carried away hua? 🤓

PRITAM (Actor Irrfan Khan's bhoot enters him & he starts sounding like Irrfan Khan): O bhaai, hum Ghoda thhe tum Sawaari----HUMNE MAAN LIYA!-----Tum humaayi peeth pe ucchle-koode-----YE BHI MAAN LIYA!---------Ab is ka ye matlab hai kya ki tum hum ko chaabuk maaroge? 🤓-----------Chalo chaabuk humne khaa bhi liye----Ab is ka ye matlab hai ki TUM HAMAYI DUM UTHAANE KI BEHOODI KOSHISH KAROGE?----Just because gaane mein line hai DUM UTHA KE DAUDA GHODA------tum hamaayi Dum utha doge? 😲------Abey Aadmi ki Dum hoti hai kya Paagal Aadmi??----- Kar kya rahe thhe tum?----------------Ajeeb insaan ho yaar tum! 😡

SUSHANT (Tear rolls down his left eye): 😭 You know Priyatam Ji, -----I thought you are a Musician,---kalaakaar ho------isliye thodi si tameez, thodi creativity, thodi si insaaniyat hogi aap mein-------😭

PRITAM (Shocked): Hain?? ------Sangeetkaar? -------Hum? ----------Hum Musician kab se ho gaye bhai? 😲

SUSHANT (Mock Anger): Laayar-Laayar--Pants on faayar---Hawww! 😡----------"Life in a Metro" movie mein kitna pyaara gaana banaya thha aapne-------wo waala gaana-----Jismein aap bade bade baal le ke, guitar utha ke gaate hain,------"In dino, Sir mera---Baalon se, Hai Bhara-----Razron se hai Nafrat, Kanghiyon se Hai Dehshat-------Kyun? Doon Main Kata???----------" Jab se aapne shave kiya hai, baal kataaya hai,--------- I am sorry to say aap ki height zaroor badh gayi hai bahut, ------magar Insaaniyat, aur Dimaag---------(goes musical)-----Sab zero ho gaya hai? -----Hunhhh!😡

PRITAM (Now totally sounds like Irrfan Khan): 😲 O-O-O-------O Baawle Aadmi! -----Hum wo waale Pritam naheen hai Be!-------Wo waale Sangeetkar Pritam naheen hain Be Hum!-------------Abbe---Abbe---Abbe hum toh Radio waale Pritam hain ghanchakkar aadmi! 😡-----Radio Mirchee, ---Radio Haldi,---Radio Dhania,------Radio Jeera waale be! ☺️-----------------Bhaang ki goli khaa ke aaye ho kya paagal aadmi?---Bade Vichitra praani nikle yaar tum toh!-----Sangeetkaar aur hum???? 🤔

SUSHANT (Sobbing): 😭 Hunhh! Radio waale ho yaa TV waale---Unmarried ho ya Biwi waale---I just HATE YOU---Hunnhhh! (Zigzags away from there----)😕

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BIGG BOSS

SHAAM 8.30 BAJE

PUNEET ISSAR (bulged out eyes): Jaante ho is ghar mein sabse jyaada kaun khaata hai ghar ka ration-paani?----Jaante ho kaun hai is ghar mein sabse bada pay-too----------bhukkhad bhikhaari? 😳

PRANEET BHATT (He knows who Puneet has in mind but still asks with a mischievous smile): Kaun Puneet ji? 😉

PUNEET ISSAR: Minissha!---Minissha yaar! 😈---------Dieting-Dieting bolti rehti hai magar khaati rehti hai---khaati rahti hai-----khaati rehti hai bas---------------

Suddenly Puneet spots Minissha coming in their direction. She is yawning as usual.

PUNEET ISSAR: Arey Minissha Ji, ---kitchen mein khaana taiyaar hai---aap khaa leejiye pehle please!☺️

MINISSHA:😳 So sweet of you Puneet Ji, but pehle aap aur Praneet Ji khaa leejiye please!

PUNEET ISSAR:☺️ Naheen Minissha Ji----pehle aap---ladies first---I insist!

MINISSHA: Oh!----How charming! ----You are a perfect gentleman Puneet Ji...Thanks...😳

(As soon as Minissha departs)

PUNEET ISSAR: Dekha? Dekha? -----Dekha Praneet?😕

PRANEET (Naughty smile): Kya?

PUNEET ISSAR: Bhukkhad hai yaar!-----Phir chali gayi, khaana khaane!---Hunhhh...Pay-too kahin ki...Bhukkad...Bhikhari!😡😡

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BIGG BOSS

RAAT 12.30 BAJE

BIGG BOSS (Voice Over): Bigg Boss ke ghar mein aaj kisi ghode ne gira di apni sawaari-------toh koyi kisi ko kehta nazar aaya Bhookha-Bhikhaari!-----Aane waale dinon mein inke rishte aur bigadenge, ya phir ye ban jaayenge ek doosre ke sacche dost?---Ye toh humaare kainchi waale Editors hi kaat-chhant kar ke nirdhaarit karenge, -------aap toh bas--------

JHELTE RAHIYE YE MANHOOS Programme----Bigg BAAS🤢🤢

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https:// www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4175725

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https:// www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4178408

3. What its like to be Tanna Ka Banna! :)

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4. Tanna Ka Farra:

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5. Fun-take: Bigg Boss ka YAAD AAYA Episode!! .. :)

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6. Fun-opsis (Mistaken Identities Episode)

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7. Bigg Boss Ka Kisse aur Shaayri Episode!

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8. Sparrow & Holiday Resemblance

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Originally posted by: ruhi86

Hilarious

Originally posted by: BeingBlunt

Mini's pic is hillarious. 🤣

Couldn't read further and had to post. 😆

Will post more after reading.

Edit: Hillarious.🤣

I loved how you integrated that sushant singing about pritam. 😆

That parody was sung by Sonu Nigam in an award show. 😆

Punz as always hillarious. 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: -MONA-

Great post

PUNEET ISSAR: Arey Minissha Ji, ---kitchen mein khaana taiyaar hai---aap khaa leejiye pehle please!☺️

MINISSHA:😳 So sweet of you Puneet Ji, but pehle aap aur Praneet Ji khaa leejiye please!

PUNEET ISSAR:☺️ Naheen Minissha Ji----pehle aap---ladies first---I insist!

Originally posted by: ..Mishh007..

Hilarious!!!🤣

Puneet and his obsession with minisha's khana...🤣

Pritam-susu convo..🤣

But that pic of susu!!😵