Pia machaaye dhamaal...😆😆
Hello friends..here are some more new jokes on everybody's fav.Pia..😆..i mean for jokes, she is everybody's fav.
1)..Pia, Karuna, Jigyaasa go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, Karuna, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Delhi University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, Jigyaasa, is strapped in and gives her last words," I am from the Mumbai School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.
The last one, Pia, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Mumbai and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."😆😆
2.. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Pia: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you...😆😆
3)..A dog was chasing Pia and she was laughing.
A bystander: why are you laughing?
Pia: I have an Airtel phone but still Hutch network is following me...😆😆
4)..Pia as Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love....👏😆👏
5)..Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE ?"
Pia as student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the sameday sametime." ...😆
6)..Pia and Jigyaasa were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, Jigyaasa suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool. Pia jumped in and saved her, and the medical director came to know of her heroic act.. The
doctor immediately order Pia to be discharged from the Mental Hospital as she is OK.
Doctor: We have good news and bad news for you, Pia. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses,since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mrs.Jigayaasa, whom you have
saved, hung herself in the toilet, and died.
Pia: Doctor, she didn't hang herself. I hung her there to dry !....👏😆😆
I hope you must have enjoyed these jokes on Pia..post ur views n comments..thanks..
God Bless You all..
Set_raj
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