Fun Take: Bigg Boss House Mein FARRA!!! :)

FARRA! Single tense & FARREY Plural tense! 😆

I am sure most students who have had anything to do with North India and education there, know what a Farra is! And North Indians who emigrated to schools of other parts of India and outside, too would have made their other friends familiar with what a FARRA means!

Well simply put, a Farra is a Cheat Sheet!😛

Exam time, many higher stage School & College students transform into Rajasthani Miniature art specialists & using thinnest of pen nibs, scribble down on thin strips of papers, notes & formulas for reference / copying down during exam!☺️

Some play extra safe by not using strips of paper but their palms & hands! 😆

Neediest ones, even copy down the entire chapters on paper strips! Depending upon your need & how tough the exam invigilators are, FARREY are concealed in shirt's front pocket, side pockets of trousers / shirts, inside socks & even undergarments! 🤓

I swear in my Engineering class one genuinely, eternally needy classmate of mine used to scribble down all 18-20 chapter topics of the semester subject into dozens of FARREY and then jot down their precise locations in one MASTER FARRA! 🤓

So his Master Farra, say for Thermodynamics exam would read TLP->HE & SL of TD, --------------TRP--> En, Sp H, -----------LSL- CVF of Cons Laws,---------------- LSR- St. T & St En, LSF--> O&D Cy etc.

(For the completely clueless, it means Trouser Left Pocket-Heat Engines & Second Law of Thermodynamics, --------------------Trouser Right Pocket-->Enthalpy, Specific Heats----------------Left Sock Left-->Control Volume Form of Conservation Laws, ---------- Left Sock Right-->Stagnation Temperatue & Stagnation Enthalpy, ----------Left Sock Front---> Otto & diesel Cycles!------👏

Similarly other locations could be LSB, RSL, RSR, RSF, RSB, BP etc. Go figure!

Obviously, a struggle to remember which FARRA contains what information can lead to a complete disaster during those 'crucial 3 hours'!🤢

Inspite of massive temptations & even genuine needs, I could never muster up the courage to use a FARRA at any level of exam, though on one occasion, I had to suffer the humiliation of getting my answer sheet brutally snatched away at half way mark because of someone else's FARRA.😡

Ram Lal, my classmate tossed a laser guided FARRA for his beloved Angoori Devi & clumsy catcher that she was, the FARRA, bounced off her palms & landed at my feet! 🤔

Just as I bent down to pick it up & hand it over to Angoori, the zaalim invigilator Shaitaan Singh swooped down on my neck just like an eagle lands on an unsuspecting frog! 😈

I had too much of a man inside me to land a girl, the pretty Angoori Devi, in any kind of trouble! So my paper got snatched away and after exam, I did thrash Ram Lal for not giving proper catching lessons to Angoori! (All names changed to protect their present states of reputation)! 🤔

Oh God! So what do FARRA or FARREY have to do with Bigg Boss-8?

Fair bit actually! 😛

Currently flavor of the week, the favourite punching bag of India Forums, Ms. Karishma Tanna has come to the Bigg Boss House, armed with her own FARRA!👏

She has done an in-depth study of past three seasons, and in her diary, noted down the Champ behavior she is supposed to copy and execute, from Champions of past!

1. It is her FARRA note No.1, that made her seize kitchen, like past Champs Ms. Gauhar Khan & Ms. Joohi Mooli Parmar.👏

Not for nothing is it said that to do NAKAL, one needs AKAL & Ms. Tanna is clearly lacking in that department! 😕

While Gauhar-Juhi were in everyone's good books for being excellent cooks, Tanna babe is killing those who don't eat spicy stuff and annoying those who wish to cook too!🤢

2. Karishma Tanna's FARRA note 2 said she must cry at every given opportunity! She has made careful notes of how time and again proven champions like Juhi Ji, Gauhar Ji and even Shweta Ji broke down. Tanna feels tears will win her fans and votes galore! Praneet Bhatt says to his mom, "Hi Mummy!", Karishma goes Booo---Hooo!😭 --------------Karishma decides to play the almighty "Women Humiliated on National TV Card", she does "Puneet Papa---Bwaaa-haaa-Bwaa-Haaa!"😭😭 Clumsy execution of an otherwise excellent strategy one feels!😕

3. FARRA Note-3 says romance like Gauhar!❤️----------- Problem Tanna babe is facing is Mount Everest is exactly 8848m higher than sea level! -----------How does she settle for a Tingu in house?😲------------Only people who match her Himalyan heights are Papa Puneet Issar and unkempt Aarya Babbar! So for now, Tanna Babe is hoping her Bigg Boss Sapno Ka Raj Kumar would be a wild card entry! If wild cards turn out to be like Tingus of past (Ajaz Khan types), don't get surprised if Ms. Tanna extends her arm over the house fence, plucks out a rose from the front side of Bigg Boss House and does a romantic waltz with Aarya Babbar! And Tanna will execute a few bone crushing hugs like these as well:

4. Farra Note-4 Says hog like there is no tomorrow. Tanna babe has always taken care to ensure she is slim n trim like proverbial bean pole, but, Bigg Boss ke liye kucchh bhi karoongi, say her notes. She hadnoted with disbelief how Juhi Ji, Gauhar Ji ate noisily with a Chapp-Chapp-Sudukk-Sudukk sound...and who is Karishma to question the champs? Few more days and watch Tanna swallowing food at every opportunity!👏

5. Farra Note-5 of Ms. Tanna says she must put Salman Khan in his place and ensure there is a Twitter Trend wave of #DownWithSalmanKhan, #HirooAuntyNotHindustan. She did try to emulate Champ Gauhar yesterday but being a bad student that she is, once again landed with a massive thud!🤢

6. Farra Note-6 of Karishma Tanna records that she must apply 6 coats of Make up on her face and emulate Husn-ki-Dukaan, Bigg Boss-7 ki shaan Ms. Gauhar Khan!😳

As Tanna lacks the natural cuteness, sweetness of Gauhar Ji's face and the sheer force of Gauhar Ji's personality, needless to mention this one bombed too!🤢

Extra coats of Kamla Brand make up kit never had any chance when hairdo chosen seemed so atrocious...

Instead of emulating cutu-sweetu Gauhar, poor execution of Farra Note-6 ensured Ms. Tanna resembling more like an Icchhadhaari Naagin in agony!🤢

7. Just in case you thought the Karishma Tanna's FARRA unleashed horror is over, wait till she executes this pose of Juhi Ji. This pose would have a ghastly Tanna twist, sometime around End-October!🤓

7. Bigg Boss Ka Kisse aur Shaayri Episode!

https:// www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4175725

8. Sparrow & Holiday Resemblance

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bigg-boss-8/4216982/fun-take-sparrow-and-holiday-resemblance-episode

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Ha ha... 😆 so true.

But, cruiserji...Et tu? now, I swear to god tht if anymore of those Gauhar comparison posts are made, I'll flip out. How can u put Gauhar and juhi in one category... Blah...
Gauhar, though a screeching fest, she genuinely stood up to Salman for his blatant partiality towards armaan and doormat. She had huge audience support too.

But, there is only one thing common with Gauhar and juhi. Both blackmailed BB and succeeded. Do u remember how we laughed when juhi was fighting over food? Juhi is unique in that respect.

OMG Cruiser ji, you're back in action and how!!! Wonder how you come up with such hilarious topics..

Awesome Post

but will all this comparision now I am worried that she also doesnt end up winning the show

This is all very fine, Cruiser... well done, and all that... 👍🏼

By your post I'm sure tanna is highly inspired by last year BB Queen Gauhar 😳

You are so right abt the nagin. When she was watching salman speak I too strongly felt she looked like one nagin about to dhass anyone that came her way 😆

awesome.👍🏼
🤣

cheee..yuckkk...the pics are so dangerous n injurious to my health that now I can't eat food n sleep well. Gauhar's foundation 🤡 aisa lag raha hai ki usne pura chuuna (white powder) apne face pe laga diya and that Juhi chuhi . cheee. how is she eating and and her 2 legs wide open for what???🤔
can't u just control for 3 months?😆

Cruiser Ji Farra Farrey ka pata nahi lekin tumne kamal kardiya phir se.

Spot on Cruiserji