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This is too much. Nandini came back last night, after 10 years.. poor Karan (tough to emote from a wheelchair) went moony again. Tanya went into bitchy overdrive. But tell me, who's the mystery man swathed in bandages in Breach Can- dy and Chocolate hospital? Rumour also has it that since all of Ronit Roy's teeth have fallen out, Ravi Kissen will be taking over as Mihir! If he gets a break between Bigggest Boss that is. Lastly, don't forget to tune in next Sunday for a two-hour special episode celebrating baa's 600th birthday. Kabhi Saas Kabhi Bahu Kabhi Baa, Monday to Sunday, 8 p m to 9 p m, 11 p m to 12 a m. Cyber Courtroom After producer Muqaddar Siikand killed off a principal character, a viewer filed a bitter PILL. The producer was summoned to cyber court. This news channel analysed everything includ- ing the producer's lumpy latex outfit, which didn't have good karmic vibrations. There was also an in-villa astrologer in the studio, Bejaan Daaru making predictions based on the judge and lawyers' sun signs and even a feng shui expert to read out the weather report. The sofas were sizzling at 38 degrees, so a squall was expected. News Abuse, 48X14 That ended well Reality Rescue TV hasn't been finding any calamities to set right. Last evening, they tossed a four-year-old into a dug-up well (apparently a similar incident had earned a channel eight hours worth of news, 14 years ago) after inform- ing his parents of course. The rescue team was then called in but the well was so shallow, the boy climbed out himself and the show had to be replaced suddenly by Biggest Winners - or painfully thin contestants trying to put on kilos. Reality Rescue, Reality TV, Monday to Friday, 8 p m to 10 p m House stories There was a short scuffle in the House last night when Rahul Roy broke a camera installed in the toilet. Shilpa Shetty and Rakhi Sawant had an argument. Sawant slammed charges of racism on Shetty, after she called her an 'item' girl. Cricketers Tendulkar and Dravid, who have been living in the House ever since they lost the World Cup 2019, stayed out of the argument on the instructions of a coach potato. Bigggest Boss, Sony TV Monday to Sunday, 9pm Mr ya Miss Ehsaas Chanana (the ex-baby boy or girl from Vaastu Shastra and Kab- hi Alvida Naa Kehna) was on Rendezvous with Timmy Garewal. Chanana's mum came on the show but an internuts public poll failed to answer the burning ques- tion - will the grown-up Chanana be launched as a hero or a heroine in Ram Gopal Varma's Aagra? The 100-year-old Varma said he would be soon making Sarkar 20 but as a serial. Rendezvous with Timmy, Star Plus 10 p m. My deepest apologies but my therapist has warned me that continued viewing of television will addle my already addled brains. Read more next week about TV in 3030.. guest speaker will be Kektaa Kkapoor.