PhatPhatiyaPost - Dulhaniya Mangay Dilwala

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Moonchiya is really upset at Myra. What man can resist a woman who wears a saree as a veritable obstacle course, stumbling, fumbling and tripping all the way into his heart?
Myra, the master of subterfuge sends all these confusing signals to Moonchiya. First, she says she can't be loving Rudra, and then she goes ahead and wears his favorite colored saree anyway, with a backless blouse that is sure to send him rushing to his bedroom and spend the next 15 minutes behind closed doors. Then she keeps giving him those longing looks while Moonchiya tries to hide the instant effect she has on him behind a pillar.

Array, have some mercy on that poor man Myra, at least this one last week, He stands there sneakily behind pillars, under stairs, next to doors, waiting to catch your glimpse, jumping in your way just to get your attention. He watches you with puppy eyes as you watch him watching you and you nod yes to another man proposing. I understand the solitaire was a deal maker but didn't you see Moonchiya's sinuses going berserk with pain just imagining you on Rohit's bed?

Moonchiya decides to down a bottle of Captain Morgan's with a plateful of chana and onions. He hopes to make it as unappealing to Myra as possible. She is upset of course, as the chanas and onions do him no favors over the beer belch he delivers when asked unpalatable questions about his love life.

Waisay, I've dropped all ummeed of a consumashuns between Myrud - simply not enough time. While the moonchiya two times Myra with his jumping shenanigans at JDJ, hoping to bring his trophy home and win Myra over. I so wish the JDJ team would present Myra to him on a pedestal - ki here beta, here is your trophy. Ufff, major mixology of real and reel avatars of Ashish. What can I do? Dil Hai Ki Manta Nahi!! When will I get to ogle and drool again at his perfectly sculpted Roman nose and LOT of other perfectly sculpted parts, which do unspeakable things to me?

And when will I get to envy that Sexy Kamariya of Sanaya again and wonder if I will ever ever ever be that shapely in this life time (short answer - NEVER)

And when will I ever see them again romancing on screen? Ashish, and Sanaya, the two of my jigar ka tukdas. Good luck for all your new ventures!


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Posted: 11 years ago
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Sj!!...your PPPs have always made me laugh...but somehow after reading this i am in a dilemma.
Well i cracked up with this...
" then she goes ahead and wears his favorite colored saree anyway, with a backless blouse that is sure to send him rushing to his bedroom and spend the next 15 minutes behind closed doors."
now i know where moonchiya disappears at odd times after seeing myrah...
So sad conshumasuns are not written in myrah's fate...
Will really miss...neck, hands n eyes conshumasuns of parud though...
Sexy kamariya n moonchiya's abs will be terribly missed too.
Thank you SJ for entertaining us through this journey of nine month...and being the first one to comment on your PPP is an accomplishment for me...
Will be waiting for more

Edited by sarun22 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Haha!Kamariya and Moonchiya are forever doomed to have only lustful longing glances!Aww there goes our fantasy of puurfect love conshummasions!Maardala na?Sigh!If only Hero could have rolled it a bit earlier!
SJ loving you being here!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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After a long break,PPP two doses back to back..dat made my day..all hail d gutter queen of IF...we can drool over perfectly sculpted body parts in our dreams..
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Nice post SJ sa.
when will I ever see them again romancing on screen?😔
Ashish, and Sanaya, the two of my jigar ka tukdas. Good luck for all your new ventures!
👍🏼
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SJ,

You got it all wrong. Rudra was talking about Rohit's dil and his dil. These are beating for each other. They are just trying to confuse Myrah by showering affection on her from both sides. Confuse her enough so that she will run away and we have a RURO ending.

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Posted: 11 years ago
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👏👍🏼
when will I ever see them again romancing on screen? Ashish, and Sanaya, the two of my jigar ka tukdas 💔 💔 💔 💔
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Rubbing my eyes frantically! Kya yeh sach hai!
SJ is here!! woh bhi phatphatiya ke saath!!! 🤗

Will come back after recovery!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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SJ I desperately need your posts!

Loved it 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Absolutely Loved It! Much needed laughter dose after watching last nite's episode...Keep em coming please... ..the episodes these days are like a gold mine for you..

My fav part----- I understand the solitaire was a deal maker but didn't you see Moonchiya's sinuses going berserk with pain just imagining you on Rohit's bed?
Edited by SingaporeFan - 11 years ago

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