Funny OS- Beard and Baba..

Funny OS- Beard and Baba..

Many wrote on his

1. clean face while he shaved his stubble

2. when the separation track started with his two days stubble

3. Now my friend wrote a Poem on the Beard itself...

I also thought let me try something different.. After scratching a lot.. this funny thing I could come up with...

Shloks POV::

I dint know that people would take my stubble for discussion and topic of the day to this level..

Yes.. I was 3 when my face started having different thing growing on my face. I was having small hairs growing on my pretty cheeks and above my lips.. My Mother was worried.. My father NA was not worried.. But he was more than happy as I was the unique one..

Not sure why my Dad behaved so.. When I was 4 ..he parted me off from my mom and took me to a deserted place.. It was some where inside the woods.. where no body entered.. Only the animals and birds and water animals and trees I could see..

He took me to the tree house which stayed on top of the strong tree where all its branches were cut..

Some how he took me up and I grew there.. I forgot my mom and the life which I used to live.. He kept me off from the rest of the world..When ever I uttered that I wanted to go down .. he would sush me and say out is the danger.. to face that which I was not really ready...

I grew into a teenage boy.. Along with me my stubble which was 2 mm and then 4 mm and the 1 cm..now it grew longer ... My must had got attached to my beard.. My hair was trimmed but my hair on my cheeks which were growing was not cut..

Days passed my beard grew longer and longer.. It was not seasonal.. it was perennial.. all thru the year it was growing.. When NA wanted to go out he would get down with the help of my beard...

IF he wanted to climb again the tree house .. then he would cry..

Shlok... Shlok...

Pls throw you beard down..

After listening then I would throw my beard down..now which was tied very neatly...

He would climb up and come and say all stories..

I was now 25.. I wanted to see the outside world.. But some how he rejected the proposal..

One day a lady came in her Land Rover... in search of a mechanic /help .. As her other car on the road was punctured.. She heard a whistle sound coming from the top of the big huge tree..

She saw Shlok out side the Window... He was handsome.. She wanted to talk to him as he had the beautiful voice.. But some how couldn't see him ..but his where abouts of he was living in the top of the tree..She understood..

Daily Astha came in search of him.. But found no way to climb up the tree house..One day .. NA returned early..

Then he shouted from down..

Shlok..shlok..

Throw ur beard Down...

Suddenly from the window a long tied tresses fell..NA climbed on it and went up the house..

Astha figured out the secret..Next day she drove down the forest and gave in a voice..

Shouting..

Shlok..Shlok...

Throw ur beard down..

He threw.. She climbed up and came to the house..

Shlok got scared seeing a Gal.. She was pretty and cute.. She had hazel eyes.. a pinky lips.. She was in her jeans.. and tshirt..her bosoms were fit for the fine curved body..She had beautiful locks..

Shlok fell in love the first moment he saw her.. Astha was already in love with him..

She was amazed by his BEARD BEAUTY.. OR BEARD BEAU OR BEARD BOY FRIEND..

Their meetings happened for a long time..

She was telling him that they will go out of the tree house far away from here ..

Shlok said No as NA will harm her .. But Astha knew that Just like that a Father will not keep his own Son far away from the rest of the world.. why he is doing so...

Astha gave ears full to Shlok on her doubts..Even Shlok with his long beard started thinking birdily.. as why he was doing so..

He did put a plan..

The day came when Shlok was pestering NA to cut his Beard ..and finally shave his beard completely...

NA's face turned red and he became very angry.. Now NA was wondering from where did his son started getting to know of raising questions.

Shlok was pestering day by day.. But NA would say No and he will not take him out of the house..

One fine day Astha and Shlok were caught red handed while their kuchy Kuchy love session..

NA gets angry and says to Shlok to ignore Astha..

But Shlok like a man says ..NO I CANNOT LEAVE HER.. SHE IS MY LIFE.. AND I LOVE HER .. FULL MIND , BODY AND SOUL...

NA took a gun and now aiming at Astha..

Shlok couldn't see this and knew that NA will hurt Astha..So Shlok took a knife from the dining table and threatens NA to drop the gun or else he will kill him..

NA is shocked.. Wat son .. for a Gal who came 2 days back u are gonna kill me he asks...

Shlok gives a grin and says .. I know wat is love.. but I feel and fail to understand the story and reason behind it//

Why did u bring me off to a secluded place and kept me of from the human world..

Why this long beard as I can be charming without the beard..

While kissing my gal how much I have to struggle do u even know..

NA was not answering to Shloks questions..finally Shlok threatened by putting a cut on NAs hand . ... asking .. Answer..

NA knows that he cannot escape.. He spills the beans now..

He says..

Have u seen my head.. I don't even have a single hair on it.. it is completely bald..

One doctor from US told that I go thru Hair transplant .. from own ..

That has to be from a proper man ...and that too from the beard.. not from the head..The tresses should be 25 years old.. as it goes.. OLD IS GOLD..

The miracle of u having ur beard grown from age 4 made me think on this .. and brought u here.. If I had left u there in home then ur Aayi wouldn't have agreed for this..

What to do beta.. I became selfish and .. more and more possessive and obsessive about you...Pl forgive me..

Shlok and Astha laughed out loud ..like us.. after hearing this story..finally Shlok forgave NA and came back to his home..

Now he had clean shaved face..AStha and Shlok were married..

Shloks beard now was on Babas head as transplanted hair.. like MICHEAL JACKSONS.. BAD BOY STYLE.. rest ..he cut off and gave to TIRUPATI as DAAN...

The problem dint stop here of his stubble.. Every day for keeping his wifey happy ..he had to shave it and have a clean face.. if not no AHEM AHEM.. that particular day..

Wat to do.. BIWI KI RAAJ SAB JAGAH PE ...

Originally posted by: Anunilmini

Wow! Deep, shlokzel...

Loved the funny take. Shlok's beard taken to a whole new level. If only he knew. And omg! Shloke's beard on NA head. How sick is that.

Thanks deeps for this stress buster, keep them coming,

Originally posted by: tinkylove

Soo damn funny OS di...!!!

I loved it...!!!😆😆😆

I cant stop laughing lolwa...!!!😆😆

Mo ahem ahem That particular day LOLWA...!!!😆😆😆

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣

Nice work didu...!!!👏👏

Muaah...!!!!!! hey di i wanna talk to u come on scrap if u can..!!

or pm me..!!

U asked about making athread for EBP na..!!

About that i wanna talk...!!!!😉

Originally posted by: miac

Lol...funny os...Our new super star beard the great. ..

Shlok..Shlok...

Throw ur beard down..🤣🤣🤣

Michael Jackson style👍🏼 if only Michael could hear it😆

Deepa,😉

It was absolutely fabulous and most hilarious.

Poor fellow has to shave every day to have some love doses.

What a sacrifice for a man!!!🤣